This is a shitpost, sorry... BUT! Your Pokemon trainer boyfriend decides to show you that you are one of a kind and that you are truly the best girl that no one ever was.
Hey, baby, why don't you go ahead and sit on my lap? Yeah You're my very best girl, you know that? You know, no one else ever was and never will be.
I mean, who could resist such a pretty face? Yeah, I traveled across the land searching far and wide just to meet you. And now, it's just you and me.
And it's obviously clear that you are my destiny. Oh, baby. I love you so much.
Yeah, baby, yeah. Mm-hmm Hop on my superior. I can tell you're so eager to jump off on it so bad.
Oh, yeah, I got it all grimer'd up just for you.