Movie Night Cuddles

Transcript

Okay, look, I know that you're busy, I know that you have some stuff to do, I just can't help but notice that you've been working your tail off for the past two or three weeks without taking any significant break. And look, okay, you know me, I'm that type of person too, I'm gonna work my tail off until it falls off, right? I can't relax until I get my work done, I completely understand that, I'm with you there.

But I know how you get, so I know you understand where I'm coming from when I say I really want you to take a break. And it just so happens that they released the brand new sequel to my favorite movie, so if you have maybe two hours of your time, I would like to watch it with you. Come on, please? Oh, you know how much I've been waiting for this? You promised, hey, you promised that you were gonna watch it with me.

Yes? No, I have it written down in my notes, I can show it to you. I swear.

Okay, I know, I know you know that you promised, but please? For me? Watch it with me? Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, yes, I know that works every time, and I don't care, alright.

You finish up your whatever stuff here, I'll go downstairs, set everything up. Do you want anything to eat, or? Oh yeah, I got the snacks that you asked for, like a few days ago.

Okay, do you want anything to drink, too, or? We have water, iced tea, coffee, okay, no coffee, no coffee for you. And I think we have tea? Just green tea, it's nothing.

Okay, yeah, yeah, that's cool, that's cool, yes, I'm excited, why would I not be? Okay, alright, I'll just let you know when everything is set up, okay? Go do your things, I'll see you downstairs, okay? That's a promise.

Okay, alright, cool, one sec. Hey, I was gonna shout, but I'm probably gonna wake the neighbors up, so I just wanted to, yeah, I just wanted to let you know that everything's set up downstairs, so you can just go down anytime. No, no, it's okay, just take your time, it's not like I've been waiting for this for two weeks or anything, you know?

Joking, I'm joking, I'll just see you downstairs, bring your coziest sweater, this is gonna be a long movie, but it's gonna be worth it, trust, trust, okay, alright? Okay, I'll see you downstairs. Hey? Yes, of course, I had to bring out everything, I just, I just want this night to be perfect.

I don't care if it's like 1am, right? Everything has to be perfect. I brought out all the snacks, I brought out your drink, of course, um, yeah, just pick any side of the sofa, and we'll just be chillin'.

Okay, well, we don't have to be on the same side, just, okay, fine, fine, I'll sit here, I'll sit here, okay, chill. Alright. Ooh, this is gonna be so, so good, alright.

Um, do you need like a refresher on the first part? Yes, I know, it's the only thing I've been talking about, but you know how good the movie is? Yeah, okay, basically, all you need to know, come on, have a seat, have a seat.

Alright, so, all you need to know is good guy turns bad guy, and um, good guy had a good son who is now trying to be bad son, bad guy. Yeah, that's pretty much all you need to know, okay? So, I know nothing about what's gonna happen in this movie, but I just know from the trailers, from the reviews, oh my goodness, I do not even know what to expect, all I know is that we're gonna have a great time, we're gonna have a great time.

Come on, can you not let me be excited for a little bit? Alright, okay, cool. Alright, are you ready? Yeah? Okay, let's get it.

You awesome? No, I just got, it's like some sort of, some sort of like, vegan type of, I don't know, it's pretty good. No, I'm not watching, wait, this is really good.

Do you want? Okay, here. Don't finish it.

I told you it's good. Okay, okay, shh, shh, shh. There's just no way, no, don't do that, don't do that, please, please, please, please.

Oh my God, there's just no way. No, but he had so many chances, he had, oh my God, he had so many, ah, you break my heart every single time, every single time I hold out hope for you. Just leave, no, just leave, just leave, please, just leave.

Okay, thank God. I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just get way too into it. Okay.

No, okay, look, but you saw, he had so many chances to just leave, he should have taken the first one. Yes, I know, okay, no, no, no, I get your point, I get your point. What I'm saying is, he could have just up and left, he could have just taken the money and left, but he had to go, like, the extra mile and everything for, like, a bunch of a-holes, like, there's just no point.

I'm just, I don't know, oh, it's really good. I don't know, I just feel like, okay, I don't normally, I don't normally eat with my mouth open, I mean, I don't normally talk with my mouth full. I'm just saying, okay.

No, he's chill, I'm just saying. Come on, come on, just, please, please, please. Oh, okay, oh, ah, okay, just, please, one time, one time, give me one time, baby, give me one time.

Ah, oh my God. I'm, is it obvious? Because I am losing, like, ten years of my life.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh, yes, just leave, come on. I already, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, please, don't do it.

Please don't do it. Oh my God, the acting of these people is insane. Right? I'm just saying.

No, he played that one guy, no, from that, from that one show in, like, the 90s, that's him. Yes, that's him. He has, like, a, that really spotty mustache, yeah.

No, he's insane. He's super insane. I don't, I don't understand how he does it.

No, her too. Like, she just makes me want to, just makes me want to say something mean. I don't know.

It's the most I can do. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. Happy New Year.

Wow. I told you. I told you.

I told you. They're insane. This, this movie is insane.

Does this make you want to watch the first part? It does, doesn't it? It's Shogun.

No, I'm telling you, it's Shogun. Okay, let's, like, let's, like, talk about it, you know? Yeah, it's fun.

It's fun just, like, talking about the movie. Okay, so, what did you find? Okay, I always ask this with my friends, okay, whenever they, whenever I get them to, to watch a movie or whatever.

Okay. So, which part is your favorite? Like, which is your favorite scene? Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

That's a good one. No, he, he goes, like, like, I'm warning you or something. I don't know.

Well, I can't, obviously, I can't deliver it with the same bravado, but. Oh, no. No, no, no.

I get you. That one's really good, too. Um, for me, it's not that scene, but it's the scene before that.

Just, like, the setup, the buildup to before they meet. Ah, how do you even describe that? Okay, yeah, cool.

So, which one is your, wait, who's your favorite character? Really? No, no, no, I just, of, like, all the people that I've asked this to about this specific movie, no one has said that.

No, no, no, that's interesting. That's interesting. Um, why, though? Yeah, I agree.

I agree. No, no, that's a fair point. Yeah.

Well, no, my favorite's the, my favorite's the dad. I don't know. Yeah, he's an a-hole.

I agree. But I just feel like so much of what he's doing, you can kind of justify. You know, the characters that can make you think, because that's the whole point, right? Is to make you think.

Like, that's the whole point of these super deep, super deep kind of movies, is to make you think. Who's the character that makes me think the most? I mean, he's great, too.

I agree. The son is super good. But I just feel like he's a lot more predictable than his dad.

His dad is just, like, every scene he's in makes me so confused. I don't know, like, I'm supposed to, I'm supposed to be, like, going, like, rooting against this guy, but I just can't. I just feel like I can't understand.

Okay, well, I can't understand all the killing. I just feel like I understand some of the motivation. Like, for the son, yeah, he's sort of like a goody two shoes.

Obviously, there was, like, a bit of a scare where, you know, is he gonna go to that side? Is he gonna follow in his dad's footsteps? I mean, hopefully not, but that would have been interesting, too.

But I just sort of felt like, I just sort of felt like he was never gonna go there. Like, he's too good of a character. His morals are way too, he's way too uptight.

Like, the mom is way too uptight to let him go there. So I just always knew that it wasn't gonna go there. But with Dan, he was so far gone from the first, from the first, um, from the first part.

So I really did not know where any of it was gonna go. I'm telling you, it's insane. Okay.

Um, so there's, like, um, owie. Okay, so, no, no, it's fine. Um, so there's this, like, uh, like, an extended cut.

Yeah, no, these movies are pretty short. But they do have an extended cut, like I said. That's why I said that this is probably gonna take a while, because I really want us to watch the extended cut.

I mean, if you don't want to, that's completely fine. Are you hesitating? Okay, look, um, I'm not trying to be a bad influence or anything.

You know me. I'm, like, the last person to say, you know, stop studying or whatever, when I know you actually need to. But I've been seeing you.

Okay, I leave home, like, 7.30, and I come home sometimes at 8, 8.30, sometimes 9. And I just see you in, well, okay, the point is I never see you. And every time I check up on you, you're always studying.

You're always doing something. And, of course, you don't choose to, right? I completely understand that.

No one wants to do all this sort of work. But when I feel like you have the chance to take a break, and if I can do anything about it, then I would love to. And this isn't me just pitying you and wanting you to take a break.

So I'm gonna take however many hours off my time to make sure you're okay. All right? I'm not trying to take care of you.

Well, okay, I am, but it doesn't feel like I'm forcing myself to. I just really want you to have a great time. And trust me, when you have a clear head, and when you've taken a break, like a good break, then your production levels just go off the charts.

I'm telling you, off the charts. I know, I know, easier said than done. But I'm here, you know? You know, you can take advantage of me being, like, some sort of freeloading piece of crap.

No, I'm done with all my stuff. I'm just saying I have a bunch of free time. So if you wanna just have fun, if you wanna relax, then I'm always here for you.

Do you wanna watch the extended version? Yeah? Okay.

I'll boot it up, okay? Okay, cool. Do you need a refill? Okay, one sec.

Here you go. No problem. Just noticed.

Come on, there's so much space over here. Why are you on the other side of the sofa? I'm not gonna bite.

Okay. Gosh, we've been friends our entire lives. I could probably tell you the color of my underwear right now.

It's black. I'm just saying, would it not be more comfortable on this side of the sofa? Look, I'm already reaching out my arms.

There's just so much space that needs to be filled. All right, come on. Scoot over.

All right, good. Um, big spoon, little spoon. Actually, can I be big spoon? No, I've never done this before.

I don't know, I just felt like it. Do you not want me to? Yeah, okay, look, I'm sort of shy too.

I'm just trying to man up and offer you something that I feel like we both could use. Yeah? Okay.

Come here. That's not so bad. Actually really nice.

I don't know, I just. .. I mean, I knew it was nice, but I just never thought it would be this nice.

Are you comfortable? Yeah? Okay.

You want me to move a little? Okay, sure. Is that better? Yeah? Okay.

All right, let me just. .. Try to reach.

One sec. Okay. Extended version, let's go.

Okay. So soft. Okay.

You might hate me for this, but can I. .. Can I try something real quick? You can just say no if you don't want me to.

Okay. Look at me. I said, look at me.

Why are you covering your face? Hmm? Come here.

I said, look. You have no idea just how much I've been wanting this. How long I've waited to do this.

Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. I'm gonna do something that's. ..

something we might regret. So just tell me when to stop. Okay? Okay.

Yo. Yo. Yo.

You good? No, no, you were just zoning out. I don't know.

I thought you were gonna fall asleep with them. Your eyes were wide open. No, no, you looked.

.. You looked fine, just. ..

very, very zoned out. You okay? You just seemed like you were thinking about something pretty.

.. intense. I mean, you can.

.. You can tell me about it. What? What's wrong? I mean, you've told me, like, weird stuff before, just.

.. Okay, okay, I. ..

I'm not gonna pry. Just if you. ..

need to say anything, I'm. .. I'm here.

No, I just started it. I just, um. ..

It's the extended cut. You know, the one I said we were gonna watch. Okay.

I mean, after I got your refill, you started acting pretty weird. No, no, it's fine, it's fine. I can understand.

You're probably just super tired. Hey, look. If anything's bothering you, you can just bring it up with me, okay? If I'm bothering you, if it's me, just let me know.

Okay, I. .. I trust you.

No, I trust you. Okay, you can't even look at me. What? Is there something on my face? Okay.

Alright, suit yourself. I'm just gonna lie down. I'm pretty tired.

I just let it play out. If you feel like sleeping, just. ..

just let me know and. .. scoot over.

Okay. Yeah. What? Can I not lay my head on you? Come on, please.

Just once. Yeah, I know I do it every time, but. ..

Just once. Tonight. Thank you.

Did I ever tell you that you were always such a nice pillow? Oh, I do? Oh, okay.

Can you. .. can you do the.

.. the head thing you always do? Where you scratch the back of my head? Please?