❤️ 😉 Mom’s Not Here 😉 ❤️ (F4M) (Older St*p-sister) (Hanging Out at My Place) (Romantic Tension) (You're a Virgin?) (Wanna Fix That?)

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You Password No, that's not it I'm sorry, but I can't let you in without the password You know the rules and so do I I gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you Give your sister the password Come on you know the words Oh You're so stingy you still love Rick Astley Yeah, well I'm a better singer than you I Didn't say the bar was high I Will let you in as soon as you give me the password I Am wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt circa 1999 Do I look like I have anything better to do Password Look at you all shiny and showering everything It's like you made an effort So didn't you It's okay if you did I Am worth making an effort for Well, everyone says so Everyone worth knowing That's because I hang out with kind people Not necessarily nice but kind Nah Nice is all about showing kindness making yourself agreeable Kindness is real It's the things we do when no one sees us Hmm So the opposite of my mother You know we'd end up there eventually But I didn't think we'd go this deep this early Sorry about that Mmm Look at us having deep conversations Almost like we're grown-ups or something FYI the mark of a true grown-up they don't call grown-ups grown-ups Mm-hmm They say adults Speaking of which I hear pray tell you might be one of those You know an adult Gross Being a grown-up is gross. Oh The taxes and the responsibilities and the taxes You look good So Did you make an effort for your step-sister Hmm oh You're so cute Yes, you are but with you and these gooey cheeks Hmm like a plump little set of cherries Come here. Mm-hmm.

Give me a hug Mm-hmm, it's overdue I Missed you Of course I have you're the only part of that marriage I could stand Seriously, you know thought a second marriage stood a better chance Yeah, well There's always anomalies, right? I mean look at us Step siblings are supposed to hate each other Or end up in bed Both are a little extreme no Sorry, I said that Awkward Hungry I am I'm always hungry But you know that Yeah, I remember how my mom used to say she's like a man Hmm she was right Probably shouldn't have said it in front of her 14 year old bulimic, but There you have it Moms will be moms Anyway pizza I'll assume the usual God I'm starving because I need a mean some sides and a big old sweet surprise Because corporate America sucks and I need to vent my spleen Mm-hmm with food And you of course Yes, you do you listen to me Mm-hmm, you're not occasionally I'm kidding. I know you're listening.

I Am too, you know, you wouldn't want the scraps you feed me Mm-hmm. Oh Come on I love you, but sometimes it's like trying to get blood from a rock You Mr. Secret out You know, it's much harder for me to torment you if you keep me out Come on Give me something Gossip Intel information No, I'm gonna need something Because you don't work from home which means you go outside which means you encounter people Tell me about that No, just the ones that relate to you Because we're not spending another night mourning our terrible childhood Oh, I Refuse those two vampires have had enough airspace wasted on them Let's talk about now Mmm here now people your people Come on Details Copious dirty detail Come on No, you don't have to list positions what would be nice to hear about some romance Well, you never say Come on no, I can't be that dry Well, you're handsome a little quiet sometimes that helps Mm-hmm.

Most girls like to talk. It's good. If the guy's a listener And you're good at that mister So women you're women women you like The women you kiss and say embarrassing things to Everyone says embarrassing things Mm-hmm, especially in bad No, I Once imitated a dog for a guy, I'm not gonna judge you You wanted me to be his little puppy Don't ask Come on no, you have to I I Was vulnerable and vulgar how dare you share?

Oh Come on I just told you I barked like a dog. Come on Come on It's me It's just me Mm-hmm Oh That's okay Sure it is Trust me Sex isn't all that Yeah, but I talk about everything Doesn't mean everybody talks about sex Okay Most people do but So what? You haven't had it yet No big deal I Promise It's math a lot of the time Okay, maybe not math but it's not fireworks and fanfare Oh What's the time it's Just Good Excuse me.

I never claimed to be a poet Does that make you feel better or worse Poor baby Well, listen if nothing comes up in a couple of years hit me up You know for the old cherry-picking Sexy moron What We're not actually related There's no blood I don't think it's that weird You're handsome, I'm fairly attractive Why not Also, it will really piss off my mom Two things can be true Yeah Of course I would I'm a degenerate of my word Why are you interested? Well, no I Guess we don't have to wait Are you asking to have sex with me? No I'm impressed actually.