[MM4F] Learning to Get Along [Boyfriend's Best Friend] [Threesome]

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I'm just saying, if you look at the stats, your precious team hasn't been doing so hot since hitting the road. Careful where you place your bets is all. Remind me who you're rooting for again? Chicago, was it? Okay, fuck you.

Jones should be captain and you know it. They just need to overhaul the fucking team and make a solid defense team. Don't go cry about it.

You know, there's a convenience store down the corner. You like walking? I'm this close to sending you there for a beer instead.

What I meant to say is that I've always admired the Windy City. Oh, really? Yeah, in fact, Bedard's new contract might be just what the Hawks need to come back this season.

There we go. Beer for you. And dinner, if you want to hang back.

I've been looking for an excuse to break out the grill. Hell yeah, man. I was just telling the guys about- Ah, you know what, never mind.

No, no, you weren't interrupting anything. You weren't interrupting anything, we're just shooting the shit, you know? Dude.

Baby, no, just ignore him, baby, he's just being a dick today. What you up to? Yeah, yeah, you can totally chill with us.

We're just gonna grill something, maybe, probably watch the game. Actually, man, I think I'm gonna head out, now that I think about it. What? Really? Yeah, I should really catch up on some work stuff, run some errands.

Errands? Like what? Well, aren't you awfully concerned? I don't know, maybe we can help.

Don't worry, champ, I'm a big boy. I can take care of it. But yeah, anyway, I'll just get out of your hair.

Wait, hold up. Give me a sec, babe. Wait a minute.

Oh my god. Oh shit. Are you gonna give me the talk? Be serious this time.

Okay, okay, I'm listening. Alright, so, maybe I'm reading too much into things, but it kind of seems like you were all dying to hang out until, you know, my girl shows up. It kind of sends a message.

Are you two good? Look, I didn't mean anything by it, I just. ..

No, I know, I just. .. Come on, be real with me.

You've done this shit before, and I've never said anything, but don't think I don't notice the way you're always fucking rolling your eyes at her, or getting into these stupid arguments with her. Do you hate her or something? I'm sorry, man, but she's not that fucking innocent.

I mean, she's the one who's always starting shit. I'm gonna walk away because I don't want to make a scene, but what the fuck am I supposed to do when she's always making snide comments about my job and the women I date? Alright, well, I'm just trying to figure things out, okay? Man, I haven't seen you in months.

Why don't you just stay for dinner? It'll be fine. Here, hang on a second.

Hey, babe? Would you come here, please? Honey? Oh, there you are.

Yeah, come in here for a second. Do me a favor. Invite Carrie to dinner.

Because it's a nice gesture, you know, having you want him here, too. See? She doesn't fucking want me here.

I'm out. Jesus, calm down. Calm down.

Guys, what the fuck? Seriously. What is going on with you two? Seriously.

You've been at each other's throats since day one. Am I missing something? Oh, yeah? Well, what about me? You have me in common, don't you? Jesus.

I work with people every fucking day that I have nothing in common with, and I don't fucking fight with them over it. Can we just act like adults, please? I will if she will, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Alright, that's it. Nobody's leaving until you two are capable of being civil with each other. No.

No. No, I'm sick of divvying up our friends and having to babysit you guys just because of this stupid rivalry thing you've got going on. I don't know.

You tell me. What will it take for you to just get over whatever this is? A rage room? Judge Judy? You need to bang one out? No.

No, honey. I'm serious. I've fucking had it.

Baby, just tell me. What do you need? What do you need to just get along with him? No, tell me.

Just tell. .. Why do you hate him so much? Told you.

No good reason. Dude, stop talking for one goddamn second. Hey, you know you can be honest with me, right? I'm just trying to understand this.

I want to be able to help. He makes you uncomfortable? No? Well, then what is it? Baby, you can't hate somebody just because they sleep around.

Don't fucking laugh, man. At least she's saying something. How about you, huh? What's your justification for being such an asshole? Oh, this is so fucking stupid.

What the fuck is this? Dr. Phil? If the dysfunction fits.

Okay, what's my justification? She's just. ..

I don't know. She's always around. You know? Like, even when you're mad at her, she's always around.

Even when you run to the bathroom or go to grab a beer, she's just there. And she wears next to nothing. It's fucking weird.

It's weird, dude, alright? I know, I know. I know you live here too.

I know it's your place too. I'm just saying, in the spirit of honesty, I'm just saying it's fucking weird, okay? Just say you want attention.

Well, maybe my sex life is none of your fucking business. Did you ever consider that? I'm not flaunting anything unlike you.

I mean, fuck, look at you right now. Well, at least I'm not. ..

Oh my god. I cannot fucking believe that's what this is about. What? You two just need to fuck already.

God. Dude, what? No.

No, I'm serious. Oh my, this is so fucking juvenile. All the fighting and bickering just because you're both attracted to each other? Baby, baby, no, no, no.

I don't care about that. Nobody's accusing you of anything, okay? Genuinely, I only care that you guys get along.

Hey, I am not into your fucking girlfriend, man. I would never. Dude, relax.

It's okay. I don't blame you. She's hot.

I mean, you've got your qualities. I don't blame either of you, really. Okay, now that we know, how are we going to do this? Let's figure this out.

You know, sweetie, have you guys go at it. Bang it out. Get it out of your system.

Fuck. You're actually insane. No, that's what I'm wondering, baby.

That's what I'm saying. Like, should I leave? You guys want to have at it right now? Or maybe we should plan something in the future.

Or, you know, we could also. .. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Shake hands then. If you're so cool with each other, shake on it.

Exactly. This tension, or whatever it is, is just going to keep messing shit up. So I give you my blessing to just, you know, learn to enjoy each other's company.

Sweetheart. Hey, don't worry about it. It's okay.

It's kind of hot, actually. If I'm being honest, it might be kind of cool to see you come without having to do any of the work. Of course, yeah.

Hey, whatever you want. Wherever you want me. Um, I, uh.

.. I really don't know, man. If she wants you, dude, I'm giving you the total green light to fuck my girl.

You taking it or not? You into this? I'm only in if you are.

And I swear to God, if this is some stupid. .. I don't know.

And I swear to God, if this is some stupid prank, or test, or. .. Oh, I guess.

.. Come here. What? Sorry, I thought we were.

.. Okay, what are the boundaries here? Yeah, of course, baby.

Like I said, whatever you want. Sorry, dude. Her mouth is mine.

Ladies' rules. Got it. Right.

Okay. So. ..

How do you want me? Well, you're the one who's practically in my fucking lap, so yeah, I'd say you want me. Kiss your neck? Yeah? Yeah, I can do that.

You know, you'd probably be more comfortable if you just straddled over. There you go, baby. But it feels good, too, right? Yeah.

Take this off, baby. Everybody wants to see those tits. Right, man? Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah, I do. Good girl.

Oh, fuck. You're so hot. Let me help you with those hips.

Fuck. Yeah, sweetheart. Just like that.

Oh, fuck. Oh, Jesus, that's so hard. Look, I already have him bucking for you.

Keep going and you'll have him coming in his pants. Yeah. You'd like that.

Evil. Love it. Love you.

Hey, man. I'm dying over here. If you can't handle a little dry-humping, how the hell are you going to fuck her properly? Yeah, tell him, baby.

Tell Carrie how good this wet little cunt's going to milk his cock. Oh, holy shit, yes. Oh, you're so fucking hot.

Oh, fuck. Fuck me. Look how desperate you've got him, baby.

Not desperate. Just eager, maybe. Look at all that.

You like how big he is. You struck my ego, too, man. Shut up.

I'm secure. Oh, fuck. Holy shit.

Good job, baby. Look at you. Tell us how he feels.

Oh, shit. Oh, that's hot. Oh, God, you're hot.

You're so fucking tight. She's dripping, too. All that arguing must have riled you up.

Right, babe? Oh, she can barely talk. Fuck, man.

I didn't know you were fucking hung. I'm trying not to brag about it. I would.

Jesus. Are you coming on to me, man? Another time.

Hey, sweetie. You got a few more inches. Come on, baby.

Show my best buddy what he's missing. Make him regret ever being mean to you. Hey.

Fuck him so good he pays for it. You can do it, baby girl. You're doing so good.

Just like that, baby. Oh, doesn't he feel good? Shit.

Slow down. Slow down. Oh, fuck.

It's so good. Tell him how much you love his cock. Say something nice.

Come on. We're supposed to be bonding, right? I'm glad you think so.

You're not bad yourself. What the hell are you doing, man? Evidence.

Next time you two start fighting, I'll remind you of the time your fat cock was stuffing her full and you were both getting along. Now grab her hips and bounce her on your dick. She likes it deep.

Oh. Oh, baby, I'm close. Hear that? You got him calling you baby.

Fuck you. No, not you. Don't stop.

Don't stop. Keep going. Please.

Please. I think he's close, sweetheart. Where do you want it? Oh, fuck.

Come. Come. Oh, God.

Do you feel good? Whatever you want. Taste him.

Tease him. Let him come balls deep in this sloppy cunt. Why don't you tell us what you want, baby? Whatever you want.

Whatever you want. I'll do fucking anything. All right, baby.

You heard her. Flip her over. Flip her over.

Flip her over. Flip her over. Fuck her from behind.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. There you go. There you go.

God, you can't stop moving. Does cock feel that good? I'm glad, baby.

Keep fucking her. Hard. And rub her quit.

I want her shaking when we're done with her. So much dick, right? Tell me how good he feels, sweetheart.

I know he'd love to hear it. Yeah. Just like that.

Yeah. Just like that. God, look at you.

You can barely speak. You're hitting all the right spots. Is he everything you wanted? Everything you thought about every time you were forced to listen to him talk about his one night stands?

Greedy girl. I fucking love it. One man's not enough for you, huh? That's okay.

You know what good friends they are. I'm sure he'd love to fuck you again, baby. Right, buddy? You'd love to fuck her till her brain melts again, wouldn't you? Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, that's even better. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. This feels so good.

See, baby? This is what good communication gets you. Sweaty and overstimulated and ready to cream all over my best friend's cock.

Oh, that's my good girl. Come for us. Don't hold back, baby.

Show him how sexy you are coming full of big, thick cock. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

I'm coming too. I'm coming. You sure? She likes feeling it.

Trust me. Go deeper. Oh, shit.

Such a good job, baby. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, you felt so good.

Come here. I want to feel that well-fucked pussy. God, so messy.

That feel good? Yeah. I can tell.

Look at you, spreading your legs wide for me. So. ..

Oh, fine. She's still going? Told you she's good.

Don't stop till she's a shaking, cum-drunk mess. Right, Angel? We don't want him to feel left out.

Do we, baby? Be nice. Show him how good you can be.

Me?