Mister Right Has Always Been Right Here All Along

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I want to talk to you about something, and it's going to be a little bit awkward, so I hope you'll just hear me out and just be patient with me, okay? Here it is. It's just that I know you've been waiting, you know, waiting for the right one, and you've tried dating apps, and you've tried waiting around for someone to ask you out, and none of it seems to be working out right.

And it's becoming like this elephant in the room that you're waiting around for Mr. Right, you want your first time to be with someone perfect, and you know, Mr. Right doesn't exist.

I mean, maybe, maybe there's a guy who's perfect for you, who's the one, but the chances of you meeting him tomorrow and him being the first guy you sleep with, it's pretty rare these days. Maybe, maybe that happened back when your parents were young or something, but even then I doubt it, because, you know, people met, saved themselves a marriage, got married, had a family, and then ten years later they were divorced because they didn't experience things enough, or maybe they were just forcing things when they shouldn't have. Anyway, I'm on a tangent, I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous bringing this up, it's just that I think you're putting your virginity on a pedestal, and I don't mean to say that in an offensive way, I don't want you to take it the wrong way, it's just that, you know, it hasn't happened by now, it probably should have happened, you're not particularly religious, so that's not the reason, it's just, you're a little old-fashioned, I guess, or, I don't know, I mean, we're close, we're good friends, and I still don't know exactly why you waited, but I mean, dating apps aren't the answer, and let's be honest, you don't want to just give in and get frustrated and just give it up to anyone, right?

I mean, you still want to be somewhat, have a special experience with someone you like and you trust, someone who knows what they're doing, someone who cares about how you feel, and is worried about your pleasure, not someone who's just looking to put a little notch on the bedpost, so to speak, you know, someone who just wants to fuck you because you haven't been fucked, someone who wants to score with a virgin, or hell, maybe you wouldn't even tell them you're a virgin, but still, it's gonna be the same thing, you're gonna feel like shit afterwards, you're gonna go out with this person you barely know, you're gonna fuck them because you just want to get over with, and after, you're gonna feel something, I don't know, if it's gonna be love or lust, it's going to be some kind of emotional attachment if you just fuck some random, and, you know, chances are, he's not gonna stick around. And I'm not trying to insult your judgment or say you're gonna pick the wrong guy because of something you do wrong, it's just, well, I know how guys are, you know, guys, a lot of them, they want conquest, right, and once they've achieved that, once they've gotten what they want, once they've gotten you, most aren't gonna stick around, so it's either, you know, you go out with a guy over and over and over, you get to know him, and you feel those sparks and you finally sleep with him, which hasn't been working for you, or you fuck a stranger, and then he leaves, probably, or, I can't believe I'm saying this, but, or there's another option, are you gonna make me say it? You know what I'm hinting at, right? Okay, I'm saying that maybe, maybe you should just get over with it, you should do it with someone you already know, someone you're close to, someone you trust, someone who's got experience and knows what he's doing, and who's not gonna ghost you afterwards, who's gonna be there for you, and, well, someone like me, I mean, I know we're friends, and I don't wanna fuck things up, I don't think it'll fuck things up, you know, it's just, it's just sex, right?

I mean, it, it is special, it's not, it's not like some guys think of it where they just, you know, want it to be meaningless, there's some meaning, especially when you know the person, but it doesn't have to be that much meaning, it doesn't have to be like things will get weird between us, we can just, we can enjoy it, we can have fun, you can get, get it over with, right, and you can stop feeling like this burden, like you have to meet someone soon, you have to just go out there and get fucked, you know? You can, you can, you can let me fuck you, I mean, it doesn't, we can, we can call it something else, we can just call it having sex, we can call it making love, or whatever you want, whatever will make you happy, it's just, you know, sex, fucking, meaningless but, but not completely meaningless, if you know what I mean, just, just the two of us. You might be into that, I mean, you can think about it for a while, we can, we can discuss it later, you know, we can take our time, we can, we can plan it, we can do a date if you want to, we can go out, we can, yeah, you're right, it would be, it would be kind of formal if we did that, maybe it would put a lot of, a lot of pressure on the situation, I don't know, we'd both be nervous, you'd be nervous for sure, I mean, I'd just be excited because, I mean, look at you, of course I would be excited, oh, come on, don't, don't blush, I mean, you know, you know I've always found you attractive, I mean, we're such good friends, I'd never, I'd never try to, you know, ruin that in any way, but, but I've always been attractive to you, it's just, hmm, so if we're not going to go on a date first, we're not going to do dinner and a movie or a picnic or, I don't know, hmm, a walk in the park, holding hands, how do you propose we do that?

Hmm, right now? Are you sure? I mean, you don't want to think about it? I mean, yeah, of course, of course, I, I would be up for doing it right now, I mean, fuck, you just, you just mentioned it and my, you know, my cock kind of came to life, I'm sorry, I shouldn't, should I be talking like that, I mean, we're friends, I've never talked about my cock with you and getting hard, whatever, we've never, I mean, sex is not something that's come up other than the fact that you've never had it and you'd like to at some point, someday, but I guess that day is right now, if you want it to be, I mean, no pressure.

Are you sure? Yeah, I, I'm definitely sure, I'm definitely ready, I'm throbbing just a little bit just thinking about it, just, you've got on, like, the perfect outfit for it today, too, that dress, I've always liked you in that dress, you know that, right? I was telling you, you look good.

Have you, have you ever picked up on that? Yeah, you have, huh? I wonder now, have you ever, now that's, okay, I was gonna, I was gonna ask, have you ever worn it on purpose just because you wanted to get my attention?

No, never. What about just because you wanted to get a little compliment out of me, maybe you were, like, feeling down and you knew you had to say something nice? Because I, I know I don't, I don't compliment you enough, I mean, I don't know, you're not my girlfriend, it's a little weird to compliment someone's appearance all the time when you're not involved, but, have you?

Huh, maybe, huh, well, okay, I can, I can take maybe. So, how should we start? Pretend you're my date and I just brought you home, huh? Well, I have to admit, I'm a, you know this, right, I'm a little, a little bit awkward, a little bit shy, I don't really have any moves.

I'm not saying I'll wait for the woman to do it, but, I don't know, it can be a little clumsy, I mean, I guess I would just come up to you, just like this, and lean in and kiss. It's okay if we kiss, right? Because I, I don't know, I think it helps with the mood, you don't wanna just fuck, right? Yeah, you wanna kiss? Okay, come here, just.

Mmm, fuck. Fuck, that's nice. Mmm, mmm, press your body to mine.

That's it, oh. Oh, that is nice. Ah, that feels so good.

Mmm, fuck, I'm excited. Oh, do you wanna, do you wanna go to my bedroom? Yeah? Hmm, come on.

Take my hand. Fuck. I said you'd be nervous, but look at me, I'm, I'm trembling just a little bit, I'm so, oh, this is, I can't believe this is happening.

Uh, no, I didn't, I didn't mean it like that, like, I've, I've fantasized about it, I mean, I, I haven't not fantasized about you, I, I don't, I'm gonna be quiet now, I'm gonna be quiet, I'm just, come on, let's just kiss some more. Mmm, those sweet lips, oh. Mmm, why don't you help me take my shirt off? Come on.

I'm, I could be just a little bit, a little bit controlling in the bedroom, I know, I know it's not a side of me that you've really seen, but you don't mind, do you, if I just tell you what to do just a little bit? No, I think, I think it'll help you relax, just go ahead, unbutton my shirt. There you go, that's a good girl.

Help me just slip it off. Hmm, yeah? Hmm, you're excited too, huh? Why don't you get my belt? Hmm, I want you to be perfectly comfortable, so, I mean, I just, I'll get undressed almost entirely before you get undressed, okay?

There we go. Hmm. Wow, these shorts I have on don't really hide much, right? I think it's the color, gray boxers, they're almost like gray sweatpants, I just, hmm, you can see everything.

Your turn. I want, I want you to unbutton your dress. Hmm, I always, I always like dresses with buttons, I think that's why I like that one on you so much, that and the color, it just, it looks good on you.

Unbutton it slowly for me. Hmm, are you nervous? We can talk if you want to, I don't, you're sure, okay? Just, oh, look at you.

Fuck, look at you. Hmm, oh, your brown panties don't match, but, heh, of course that's okay, I mean, I know, I know women don't necessarily match, especially when they're not planning to meet someone that day, but, hmm, you look good. You look, oh, you look really good.

I mean, your, your body is something else, the way, uh, heh, you, you've got anxiety about your body. Oh, come on, sweetheart, no, don't, don't, I know, I know other people look different, or whatever, or, hmm, you see people online, but don't, don't have anxiety about that, no, you're, you're perfect, you're sexy. I want to just touch you.

Can I touch you? Can I help you get your bra off? Yeah? Oh, look at those tits.

Hmm, fuck. Those nipples are just so hard, can I, can I suck on them just a little bit? Just a little, just a, hmm, oh, that's so nice.

Hmm, I'm just gonna cup your ass and pull you closer, I want to sit here on the edge of the bed. Hmm, enjoy these nipples. Does it feel good? Hmm, I'm the first man to do this, right? Hmm, better than expected? Yeah? Hmm, oh, that's nice.

Fuck. Come here. I want you to lie down on the bed.

Hmm, do you feel so exposed just lying there in your panties and nothing else? Yeah? Well, you look sexy as fuck.

Hey, oh, fuck, I can't believe how good you look. I want to take your panties off, okay? Do you want me to undress first so you, you feel a little more comfortable? No, you're not ready to see it, huh? Okay.

I mean, you can pretty much see it, at least. Okay, I'll keep it hidden. I'm just gonna slide these down your thighs.

Hmm. Hmm, you're sad, darling. Fuck.

Oh, fuck, you look like a perfect little doll. Spread those thighs for me. I just want to kiss my way up.

Hmm. Do you want me to eat your pussy? Yeah? Are you sure? Say that loud.

Hmm, okay then, baby. Okay, I'm gonna eat your pussy out right now. Are you ready? Yeah? Hmm.

Oh, that's delicious. Hmm, that's so sweet. Hmm.

Oh, my God. Oh, you taste so good. Hmm.

Oh. Hmm, that's it, move your hips. Hmm.

Hmm, put your hand on the back of my head. I shove my face in your mouth. That's it.

Hmm. Hmm. Whimper for me.

Oh, my God. Hmm. You're so needy.

Oh, you need it. Hmm. You can come for me, baby.

Hmm. You can come while I eat your pussy. Oh.

Oh, yeah, enjoy yourself. Come on, you need this. Hmm.

Hmm, come on, baby. Come on. Come for me now.

Oh, come for me. Hmm, I'm gonna count down and you're gonna come, okay? I can tell you want to.

Five. Four. Three.

Two. One. Oh.

Hmm. God, your body, you're trembling. Hmm.

Fuck. Hmm, that was, did it feel good? Hmm.

Did you taste alright? No. No, you tasted way better than alright.

You tasted incredible. Fuck, you're incredible. Hmm.

We can stop now if you want. I know, I know this is the farthest you've ever been. I mean, I don't want to pressure you or anything.

We can, we can do more later or never or whatever. I don't, I don't want to put any pressure on you at all. Yeah, you want to go through with it? Are you sure? Okay, sweetheart.

Okay, we can do it. Hmm, I'm just gonna take these shorts off. Oh, fuck, my cock's already so sensitive.

Your eyes. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, is it big? It's, I mean, I've, I've been told it's big.

I don't really compare to other guys, you know? It's just, yeah, it's just a little, a little larger than average, I guess, a little, a little fat, but don't worry. I'll be gentle.

You can, you can take it. I'm sure you can take it. Hmm.

How do you want it? Missionary? You want me to roll you over? Hmm, you want to ride me? Hmm, you're not sure, right? Okay.

Let's start with the basic, then. I want you to just lie right there. Keep your legs straight.