Minotaurs Toy by Eatsthewholeass TEASER

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Hey, hey, hey, you over there, no, over here. Don't pretend you don't notice a giant minotaur shouting at you. Get over here.

Finally you noticed me. What's the big deal? How many times do I gotta scream to get your attention anyway? Hmm.

Yeah, I know you work here. What, I'm not as good of a customer as the other patrons or something? Is that it? Well, yeah, I could've asked for another server, but I didn't want to talk to another server.

I wanted to talk to you. Hey, uh, speaking of, now sit down with me, just for a sec, and take a break, why don't you? I'm not asking you to drink with me.

I'm just asking you to sit down next to me. Come on. This isn't that hard, shrimp.

There we go. See? Feels good to get off your feet, doesn't it? So, what's your name anyway? Really? Oh.

Yeah? Mine's Ivy. It's nice to finally talk to you.

What do you think I mean? Don't think I haven't noticed she's constantly staring over at me. I've seen that look before, everywhere I go, for men and women.

And everybody in between. What look? You know exactly which look I'm talking about.

You can't decide whether or not you should be attracted to me, or terrified of me. So, which one is it anyway? Are you scared of me, or do you think I'm hot? You need some time to think, huh? All right, that's understandable.

Take all the time you need to think, then. What? That's the first time a woman's put her arm around you? A cutie like you, that can't be the case.

Maybe it's just the first time a minotaur's put their arm around you, isn't it? Guess there's a first time for everything. You want me to let go of you? Good, I didn't think so.

Hey, look at that elf over there. She's staring right at us. She looks a little pissed off, doesn't she? I think she's jealous.

Why? Oh, don't tell me you didn't notice her eyeing you all night. I'm not the only one who has the hots for you in this tavern, cutie.

Of course I got the hots for you. You got the hots for me, too, don't ya? Oh, come on, don't ya? Oh, I could tell, all right.

But it's still great to hear you say it, shrimp. So, what is it about me you like, huh? Is it my big tits? Was it my fat, tight ass before I sat down in this chair? What is it about me that gets you going in particular? Of course I'm fucking vulgar.

I'm a mercenary and a seven and a half foot minotaur. You want somebody who's going to whisper sweet nothings into your ear about the magic of intimacy? You can go talk to that prissy elf over there.

I'm sure she'd love your company. But that isn't what you want, is it? Nah, I didn't think so.

I think I know exactly what somebody like you wants. So, once again, what is it about me that you find attractive? Is it the tits or my ass? Oh, my muscles, huh? Look at this, we've got a person of culture over here.

Well, I gotta say, I think you have a great taste in women. You want to touch them, don't you, my muscles? Don't you? You know, you could touch them if you wanted, right here, in front of that elf.

I think that'd really piss her off. Go ahead, come on, touch them. I'll even flex for you to make them even more irresistible.

It's real cute when your eyes get wide like that. You're scared shitless and horny at the same time. You know, I can't wait to see your reaction when I get naked later.

What's that? No, I didn't say anything. What do you mean? I wasn't, I didn't say anything.

Come on! What are you waiting for? Feel up my bicep.

Yeah, that's it. Go ahead, squeeze it as hard as you can. It's pretty fucking hot, huh? You don't have to tell me.

I can see what's going on down there, underneath that apron of yours. You know, I know how I could take care of that for you, and you do too, right? Then you would be taking care of me too.

I have a room in this tavern's inn, rented right upstairs. How about you and me go on up there? I take my armor off, and then I take your clothes off, and then maybe we take care of each other.

What? Of course I know you're just a bartender and not a whore. That doesn't mean I can't take you upstairs right now and fuck you like a whore.

Come on, if your boss actually gives you any grief for lying down on the job, I'll kick their ass. I'm pretty sure I can take him. I knew you'd say yes.

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Oh, yeah, that was good. Right on. Oh, yeah, that was good, huh? Look at that elf.

She's storming out of the tavern. All right, well, let's get you upstairs, cutie. Mm.

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