I Am a you Good I'm alright. I'm just milking my cold. I Recommend you stay back if you don't want to be infected I am riddled Hmm I Can't seem to take my bag off.
That's fabulous This strap is stoke, of course Ah Thank you You are absolutely right I should get a backpack, but I fear the judgment of the youth Well, maybe I should just get a grip and get a backpack I'm fine. I'm fine I'm just tired, but I'm leaving work at work. We are here.
We are together No, nothing just everyday life everyday people unfortunately No, no, no, no more. I'm home your home. Let's be home together Anyway, how are you? I I Am changing the subject because I want to speak about something I actually want to speak about not random pedestrians that wander into the shop How in wonder they did like something from The Walking Dead No, nothing looks just behavior Zombie-brained entitlement But that's not what we are speaking of how are you Of course I give a damn Good I'm very starving.
Are you very starving? Please tell me you're very starving Not that it will stop me in my pursuit for food Oh Thank God and now I need to sit down because I've been on my feet all day and ouch Assuming the fetus position No Oh, no, well, we know it's serious when you put my head in your lap I Can see you're insisting You insisting wholesome bean damn you and your decent intentions I promise I'm going to leave work at work and home at home. We are home and you are home I Am not trying to distract you with cuddles I just want to cuddle Of course even an old lady likes cuddles now and again I Okay, fine, I will talk about it but only for five minutes and then we will drop it Deal Very well, let me regale you with the tale that is very dull and boring and you will regret asking me to tell it And This woman just came in and I just immediately thought oh dear God She's one of them Well, we know the kind Relentless insistent entitled The three horsemen of oh Oh Nothing was right.
Everything was everyone else's fault. She obviously could do nothing but I berate us Because obviously the customer is always right so it's like you don't even know the full quote do you The customer is always right when it comes to taste It's like those buffoons that say blood is thicker than water and it's like you haven't read the original quote have you oh And that was the kicker she had the audacity to say well, obviously you don't know what taste is and it's like From my own dress shop for the past 20 years Successfully and expanders turned over more and more revenue every year for 20 years, but you know Okay I'm more annoyed that I've let this infiltrate my brain. You know what my philosophy is leave it in the shop Come home decompress forget strangers who don't know you And mostly I stick to that philosophy, but today I just wanted to say oh you entitled I know I wanted to call her a very bad And I know these types of people exist in every single work fields they are Inescapable unavoidable facts of life But today I just wanted to punch her in the face and say you represent everything that is terrible with customer service It's not the service.
That's the problem. It's you I Just the utter audacity to be like you don't have taste it's like madam taste is subjective And also, it's a made-up classified and shut up And of course she ends it by saying I'm never coming here again And I'm going to write a terrible review, and I was just like okay. That's your choice And I think that irritated her more than me retaliating, but I don't know I Honestly don't know I don't know I kind of care, but not very much Hmm Normally I can just let it wash over me like rain on an umbrella, but today I just Just always amazes me that everyone wants to make things personal.
It's like this is not personal. It's the business Go away I The buy things and be pleasant or take your business elsewhere, but no no It's because Sandra wanted to make a fuss because Sandra doesn't get her needs met by her husband children or wider circle And so clearly any attention is better than no attention I'm sorry Just blabbing at you Not bad at my job am I you see I don't know what's going on with me today. I just Maybe my period is close by Mm-hmm You are absolutely right yes, of course.
I'm gonna my job. I've run a business for 20 years increased profits consistently I Good Stupid Sandra I'm calling people Karen feels a bit meh now And also, I know a very nice Karen Thank you for letting me talk I Know it's okay to talk about random strangers who irritate the life out of you Very wise words Can you play with my hair yes, of course you can Oh Just there on the temple Oh I'm not just for the temple scritches Mm-hmm My colds aren't too bad Yes, I've taken my cold and flu tablets and I've used to fix vapor up That is the extent of my medical practice Mm Sandra is indeed a bitch Mm-hmm Letting her go If she never existed I really love you, but it's very annoying that you knew I needed and I didn't I wonder if this is what cats feel when we pet them Oh If so, I understand the appeal.