[Meta] Chatting and a few blooper lines, followed by a good line read!

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Okay, I just gotta do this, like, I'm posting this blooper reel in real time, I'm doing this right now, there will be no editing done to this, nothing like that. This is just too funny not to post. So I'm doing the imperial period of the 501st journal right now, and, excuse me, I am not able to say this line, well, this line, just listen.

After the embarrassments of the prison break. After the embarrassments of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comfort belly and began dragging the 501st across the galaxy. Is that how you say that word? B'let? No, it's b'let.

After the embarrassments of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comf- After the embarrassments of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comf- After the embarrassments of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comf- After the embarrassments of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comf- How can I not say comfortable? And uh, editor Matt- oh my god, I'm really stumbling my words today. Editor Matt Back, I'm the- oh, this should be a blooper and it's- this is a meta blooper now, wow.

Okay, well, um, I'm sorry, I'm not sorry at all. I bet this is hilarious. After the embarrassments of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comfortable belly and began dragging the 501st across the galaxy in a dangerous hunt for the now missing Death Star plans.

Ironically, our punishment eventually proved to be our salvation. The poor souls who took place in the detention area were completely wiped out when the Death Star was destroyed. Oh shit, did I just do that? Okay! That's perfect! So I just copy-pasted that audio from here into the actual, uh, like, raw file, uh, just- editor stuff, nerdy stuff, blah blah blah blah blah, it doesn't matter.

I'm actually gonna- oh, why is there hair in my mouth? Ew. Anyways, uh, that's basically how it goes, I mean, like, this is the- this is perfect, like, this isn't even a blooper reel at this point, this is just an example of how I function.

There will be no audio edits to this, uh, so I'm sorry for anything that you hear, uh, and, uh, that type of thing, uh, but, um, you know. It's just too funny, I gotta post this, like, right now!