Meeting Alfather ASMR

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Okay, you come this way, and, oh my god, not him, it's, it's my father, and here he comes. Hello son, I see you brought a, an outsider here, to the realm. Do you want to tell me why you have broken this ancient tradition? Father, yes, this is my, my, my significant other.

Oh, a curcubite, huh? Alright, everyone, this is my son, and his curcubite of some sort. Waiter, another round for me and a few of my son and his, I'm sorry, what was your name again? Um, father, you really don't want to know her name and- Nonsense, I, I really want to know her name, I, um, I mean, I probably could remember it, but, um, what was your name?

It makes you, your name is, son. Ah, shit, may I, might I have a word with you? Yes, father, yes.

Do you want to tell me what the fuck she is doing here, in the realm of gods? Father, just listen for a second. Please, I can legit tell you why she's really here.

Very well, start talking. Father, the reason she is here is to be my other half, my better half. Tell me why, son, I have been alone for eons, years, and decades.

Father, I want to be happy, and even if I know that an outsider is forbidden here, I am going to stand up against you and say that I truly love this person and I truly want to be with her. And I will even give up my immortality just to spend the rest of my days with her. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, son.

I too was once in love when I met your mother, but she was taken away from us by those exact same people. But if this person who is an outsider is truly making you happy, I will not go against your wishes. My son, I care for you, and I care for what your decision is.

Father, it took guts to take your pride and show how much of a god you truly are. Thank you, father. I have never been more proud of you, my son.

Come here. Now, you go back in there and you make her the happiest woman ever. Do you understand? Yes, father.

I understand. And that's an order from the old father himself. I give you guys my blessing.