💖💒 Meet Your Wedding Date 💒 💖 (F4M) (THICC Love Interest) (We’re At My MILF Mom’s Wedding) (Can’t Stay Away From Each Other)

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Mom? Mom are you okay? I said you were asking for me, so here I am.

Mom? Hello? Mom? Mom what's wrong? Mom? Mom? Hey! Hey it's me.

Hey. You okay? Hey no! Stop saying sorry, what's wrong? Mom are you kidding? What? What? Mom.

You're so silly. No! Mom, you're not letting anyone down.

You're a grown-ass woman. I'm a grown-ass woman if you can believe that. Jason's a grown-ass woman.

We're all grown-ass women, we're all. .. We're all something, okay? We're not babies, you don't have to.

.. I know. I know you love me.

No! Mom, if you don't get married today I'll scream. Of course you're doing the right thing.

You love this guy? Does he love you? Marry him, please.

Because I, spinster that I am, have dragged my ass here, worn a dress that I hate to see my mother get married. My mother has to get married, okay? You're so silly.

You're so cute. No wonder he wants to marry you. You have that whole cutesy mama thing going for you.

Why didn't you pass that down to me? Hello? You see anybody wanting to marry me? No, Mom.

I don't want to get married, I just. .. Are you okay? Promise? Am I going to have to bolt doors, or.

.. You're so nice. You're so, so nice, and.

.. Wait, what set this off? Is it because Dad's here? Mom? Because he always puts his fun in it, and I just.

.. This day is not about him, and I just want him to. ..

Okay, okay, okay. You're right, not everything is his fault. Okay, okay, okay, I'm listening.

You are not an idiot. You are in love, and beautiful, and smart, and kind, and if anybody says anything else, I will castrate them. I will.

This is why I'm single. I love you. So will you please just feel loved, and supported, and get married? Please.

Please, please, please, please, please, please. Mom. Jisun will be fine.

Besides, I don't think people who live in glass houses should throw stones. I cannot believe his audacity. And of course you're okay with it.

This family. .. You're gonna kill me.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, when my time comes, it'll be nice and normal and not questionable on the side. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Just the audacity of that boy. You have raised a degenerate. You have raised not only a degenerate, but a hypocrite.

How do you feel? Hmm? I love you.

I love you, and I want you to be happy. And underneath all his hypocrisy and weirdness, so does Jisun. Okay? And if he ever took that stick out of his ass.

.. Holy crap, that was scary. Just talking about you, telling Mom what a hypocrite you are.

What are you doing here anyway? Are you serious? Mom? Emily, if Jisun's okay with it.

.. I'm just going to walk her down the aisle like a gentleman! Oh, I'm so proud of you! I knew you'd come through, you big, grumpy, hypocrite pervert.

We love you, Jisun! I can't wait to see Dad's face. What, I can't be supportive and petty? Come on.

Now let's stop all this gushiness and go get married! Mom? I hate you so much.

Because I hate weddings and you made me want to get fucking married? I hate you. I hate how beautiful you are.

I hate how much you made me just love this. So beautiful, so real, so corny and sweet, so. ..

I love you. And you, official stepdaddy, you. ..

good job. What, we can't embrace the weirdness? Just not to, you know, ruin the celebration, but if you ever, ever, ever hurt my mom, I will clamp off your testicles.

And I'm only saying that because I've had wine and I don't really think you'd do that to my mom. But just in case, don't do it because I'll cut off your dick. Okay, that's so good.

Good job, stepdaddy. I'll see you later and yeah, be good. More alcohol, I think that's what's the end.

Bye, Mom. Hey, I'm fine. It's.

.. I need more of the. ..

Okay, just. .. No, she's just, you know, bothering me.

You okay now? No, I actually thought you were very respectful and caused the least amount of fuss, so thank you. Well, I know you're not exactly overjoyed, but it was good of you to come.

And by the way, your teenage girlfriend is so well behaved. Dad, we have a fractious relationship at the best of times. I am not going to not shoot my shot.

You know, on that, you do you, okay? That makes you happy. She seems really nice and I have no idea what she's doing with an old guy like you, but that is not for me to question.

And despite whatever tension we have, you are still my dad and I still want you to be happy, so I am going to go drink more alcohol. I wish you a good night. I love you.

Get home safe. Okay? That was me on good behavior.

Love you too, just don't always like you. And just where do you think I got that from? You shouldn't have raised me honest if you didn't want me to be honest, okay? You created this monster.

I'm fine. I'm not drunk. I'm just dealing with family, okay? Please, please, please don't bother me right now.

Please, please, dad, please. Thank you. Much better.

Love you. Question your choices, but love you, okay? Good night.

Don't be a jackass to him. He's trying. Don't be a jackass to him.

I know, but he's just so. .. Never mind.

In and out, in and out. Alcohol! My favorite! You never let me down or disappoint me.

I'm so happy you're here. And at such short notice, I didn't know if you were going to be able to attend. This is so.

.. You're talking out loud. You fucking moron.

Drink your drink. Mmm. You scared me.

So you came. Yeah, that's right. I knew you would.

Dumb, dumb question. Sorry. Did you.

.. Did you enjoy it? It's okay.

You're allowed to say my mom is hot. I've had all my life, Buster. You are bringing nothing new to the table.

I know my mom is hot. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. What, are you saying my mom's not hot? Because I would consider that offensive.

So you think my mom is hot? No, there's no way to win. Oh, see, now that is masterful.

She looked beautiful. Such a tasteful way to say damn! Because she's damn worthy.

I know. I have eyes, okay? My mom is damn.

My auntie is damn. My dad is. ..

I don't know. I just. ..

I get it, okay? I know, and I'm trying not to be a dick to him, but. ..

It just comes so naturally sometimes, and I have to work on that, because deep down. .. He's really nice.

He's just. .. He says stupid things, and.

.. It's like I say stupid things, but when he says it, it's like, damn, dad, where'd I get this from? Yeah.

It's been a long day, and. .. I'm just so happy she did it, because.

.. You know what? Fuck anyone else.

If you want to do something, you do it, okay? People might not like it. People might get upset, but.

.. She deserves to be happy. I mean, she's nice and kind, and.

.. She's so silly. She spent her life, like, settling.

She shouldn't have to. And I am ranting to you again. I am so sorry.

You are not a bartender, or. .. Even my friend, and I am just like, Family, trauma, questionable relationships, and it's like, Bitch, I don't know you.

And you don't, and you don't owe me anything, and I am so sorry. It's me, and wine, and family functions, and. ..

Are you still not dating? It's like. ..

No, I'm not, because standards, and. .. I have a lot of reading to do.

And, yeah, and. .. Sorry? You look really nice, and I'm glad you had a nice time, And I will let you drink free alcohol.

So, yeah. Good day. Mmph.

Very formal. That's not what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to say, okay.