😳 Meet Your Tomboy 😳 (F4M) (Tomboy Confesses to You) (Aggressive Affection) (Embarrassed But Determined) (You Like Me Too?)

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Hey. Good, how are you? Good, um, hey, can I talk to you? Alone? Yeah, I'm sorry, Jerry, it's not personal, I just, um, it's, it's private.

I know, I know, you're good friends, but, um, I'd really appreciate it. Please. Jerry, I will buy you a round of beers, please go away.

Thank you. Um, can we? Yeah.

Okay, um, so, I need to talk to you. I know, I know, I'm not really the person you think of having serious conversations with, but this is the avenue we found ourselves down, so, um, maybe if we sit down. Cool.

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. Are you okay? Me? No, no, I'm great, I'm, you know, I'm in one of those moods where I'm just like, just go for it, you know, just like, whatever it is, just, just go for it, because life is short, and opportunities just fly by you, I mean, like, you think you have all this time in the world, and then it's just like, bam, boom, it's gone, so it's like, you really have to, like, hone in, and just be, like, brave, and just, like, whoop, go for it, you know?

So, here I am, so I want to talk to you about that, so, um, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't, I don't need a drink, no, I'm fine. No, no, I, I don't need water, I'm really hydrated, it's, it's not, let's just forget about drinks, um, so, you know how I've been kind of stressed out lately, and I've been, like, trying to sort something out in my head, and I'm like, this is so chaotic and fragile, and it's like, haven't really been able to talk to even you about it, and that's, like, crazy, we're, we're best buds, we're best friends, it's like, oh, how could we not be able to talk about this, but anyway, um, yeah, so I have been mulling this over in my head, like, a million, trillion ways, and it's like, I, I have, like, lost so much sleep, like, look at me, like, look at these bags, I know, horrifying, um, well, uh, what was I talking about, uh, yeah, right, um, so, I have been thinking about this for a long time, and, like, thinking about all of the different ways I could talk to you about this, because this is, like, a huge, huge thing for me, I mean, I've never, ever dealt with something like this before, and it's, you know me, it's, um, it's not exactly my forte, so it's really hard to, like, even picture what I'm about to say to you, and I can imagine that you'll either think this is a joke, or be horrified, or maybe even a little creeped out, which is not what I want, obviously, but I guess I'm just gonna have to take that risk, and just stop avoiding, and run it in my mouth, and just say it, you know, just, like, get it out, just, like, just say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, so I am going to do that, yes, okay, yes, um, right, so, I, I, no, you're right, it's coming, it's coming, it's just, it's, it's in my throat, it, I can feel it, I can feel it, I can feel it, come on, come on, I, no, no, no, no, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, uh, I, you know, maybe if you don't look at me so intensely, I know that's kind of a big ask with this whole, like, ugh, chaotic energy coming at you, so just, like, maybe if you just, like, look over there, yeah, okay, cool, um, I, oh, no, this is weird, it looks like you're kind of like a ventriloquist on me, this is weird, okay, uh, come here, um, okay, uh, maybe if I just kind of, like, just, you know, I, I, I, like, I like someone, what? Uh, we might be jumping the gun here, no, it's, it's fantastic that you think it's fantastic, I mean, that's, that's why you're such a great friend, you're always like, come on, new opportunities, just grab them by the balls, no, but, um, I, that's, like, that's not kind of the point, um, okay, uh, okay, it's just, you know what, this is, this is just, like, this is like a sport, right, like, it's just, it's scary because it's new, and I haven't done this before, and I'm, I'm gonna get this out, I'm just gonna, like, this is like warming up, okay, this is just, like, stretching those muscles, just, like, figuring things out, feeling where you are, playing with the ball, it's, it's just feeling it out, so, no, I have not been drinking, I am just excited, and scared, and terrified, and I'm not going down that rabbit hole, so, so, so, so, so, yes, I like someone, like, a lot, actually, oh, like, gross, gross amount, like, like, I think about things, and I think about scenarios, I've said to specific songs on my Spotify, oh, yeah, complete cringe, uh, yeah, it's, it's bad, no, it's bad, no, will you stop with the well wishes, listen, listen, listen, this is bad, because this person doesn't see me as an option, well, you know, I'm pretty sure they don't see me as an option, because they see me as the friend, they see me as the tomboy, the girl that you roll around in the dirt with, not the one that you pick up and take to a movie, so it's, you know, it's like, it's like, oh, I don't want to creep him out, I don't want him to feel like, ugh, you, just like, gross, it's like, really hard, because being around him, I feel like I'm lying, because he's looking at me like a buddy, and I'm like, oh, I don't feel buddy towards you, I feel gross, face mushing, and I don't want to lie anymore, and I feel like I'm being sneaky, it's like he's looking at me with these pure hearted, beautiful eyes, and I'm like, oh, you poor sweet lamb, you know nothing of my treachery and deviousness, and it's like, that is just not good for a relationship, like, you know, even the friendship, it's like, I would rather just, even though I'm pretty sure he's going to say no, I would rather just be like, ugh, and then he can be like, no thanks, fam, and I can be like, no problem, I'm just going to crawl in a hole and die, so, you know, I would rather that than just like this whole, does he know, doesn't he know, I don't know, it's just like, ugh, kill me, so, you can see my predicament.

I might be drawing to a close, yeah. Of course you can be honest, I mean, what are buddies for? Like, I guess I don't know for sure that he sees me that way, but I think a girl knows, even someone who's not a girly girl can tell when a guy's like, aw, bud, or like, damn, and there is definitely no damn vibe coming, there is like, aw, you goof, and it's like, aw.

And even this is because of reasons. God. I kind of want that drink now.

No, no, I. .. Oh my god, I'm a moron.

Okay. How crazy would it be if I just like, just said it, you know, just like, just went to him and was just like, by the way, I like you. I like you so, so much.

I mean, I like the way I am, I like crawling around in the dirt, I like getting my hands dirty, I like getting calluses from hard labor work, I like all that stuff, but I also like that you make me feel like some sugarplum fairy plucked out of a fairy tale. And that is the grossest thing I have ever said. But it's true.

You make me feel like that and I have to tell you that because no one has made me feel like that. You know? What? What? That's what I should say to him? Oh god.

Oh my god. Okay, um, buddy? I already have.

Like, just now? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Oh my god, yes, it's you. It's you, it's you, it's you, you're the one who makes me feel like a fucking sugarplum fairy, are you happy?

Sorry, that came out more aggressive than I wanted it to, but um, oh my god, did you not see me looking at you like you're Prince Charming? Because that's how you get me, you fucker. Oh god, sorry, I don't know how to do this, I don't know how to be a blushing maiden, and that is so gross, who says that?

And I just said it, and oh my god, I wanna die, excuse me. No, thank you, I think I would rather run away and, you know, just like, kill myself with the cringe level I've been here, so, oh no, do we have to talk about it? I have just committed friendship suicide in front of you, and you have the decency to be like, no, let's talk about this, like it's a real, real possibility, and that's really sweet of you, and that's part of the reason that, you know, I feel all this sunshine and warmth and happiness around you, but you really don't have to do that, because I appreciate all of the everything.

So, you know, you, uh, I'll see you around, so. Don't hold my hand, it's really sweaty. Yours isn't, yours is like bone cool, guy dry.

Oh my god, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, please let go. Mm. I wanna die.

It's not funny. Oh my god, it's not funny. It's not funny.

Oh, god, oh, this is so cringey, how are you not just like, doubled over with like, the cringe? Oh, god, are you really that cool? That you're not even like, affected by this level of bleh? Oh my god, you are worth falling in love with.

I just said it out loud, so, you know, that's a thing. That's a thing. By the way, are you picking up the sense that I might be in love with you, because I don't know if I made that clear enough by now.

Excuse me? That's news to you. What? My guy, I have been goo goo ga ga gigging over you for the past six months.

How? How is it possible that you have not been one, creeped out, two, creeped out, three, creeped out, and four, creeped out? Look at me.

Look at me. Look at me. There is no way I am in your league.

And it's like, I don't know why I'm saying that, because, you know that, and it's like, I don't want to have a pity party. I know that probably seems ridiculous, given everything I just said, but I don't. I don't want to be that creepy girl that's like, oh, he wouldn't go out with me because of bleh.

It's like, no, he has a right to be creeped out and say no thank you, and you do, and I respect that. I just, I really didn't want to do this in this clumsy cluster way, but I have, and it is far too late to salvage anything. So I am just gonna shut up, and you can have a turn with the words now, so please go ahead.

Please go ahead. You really had no idea? So essentially what you're saying is, I could have gotten away with not saying anything, and instead I have decided to do this.

Wow. That is an Owen Wilson wow. Well, at least I made you laugh.

You can salvage that from this train wreck. I've really outdone myself, huh? So, on a scale of one to ten, how much do you never want to.

.. I, um, what? What? Sorry, what? I, I just, I think I completely misheard you, what? Do I, do I want to go on a date? What witchcraft is this?