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For the past couple of weeks, I've been listening to you, my new neighbour, masturbate through my bedroom wall. Normally, I just try to ignore you, but tonight, I decide I'm going to take advantage of the lovely soundtrack you're providing and indulge in a little sexy time myself. The next thing I know, you're at my door, telling me you can hear me. Once I get past the initial embarrassment, it does seem like a waste to go back to my room and finish alone. Your suggestion that we should maybe finish together seems like a good idea to me...
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Uh, hi. Um. What can I do for you? Uh, yeah? You live in the building.
Why wouldn't I know who you are? I've seen you in the mail room. Yeah, you just moved in.
Like, a couple weeks ago? Mm-hmm. No, no.
I don't really pay attention to who lives in what apartment. I know where the super lives, that's about it. Oh.
Next door, on that side? Oh. Why don't you come in? Because I'm not going to have this conversation in the hallway with the door open.
Yeah. So you're the one who's been keeping me up at night. Yeah, you're that loud.
Mm-hmm. Well, we seem to share a bedroom wall, because I think the apartments are reversed. Mm-hmm.
Well, I mean, I admire your stamina. You seem to have a good time. Well, tonight I decided I was going to have a good time, too, yes.
You're right, I can't argue with you. Whatever. How did you even know that? Yeah.
The walls are thin, I did say that. Uh, you heard me, I heard you, and now everybody's embarrassed. Awesome.
That's the way it is. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. Everybody's embarrassed.
Awesome. That's fantastic. So are we just going to keep it down, then? Maybe masturbate in another room? This is mortifying, by the way.
It's not? Okay, I don't know about you, but I don't typically discuss my masturbation habits with my neighbors. Especially the ones I've been getting off to through the wall.
Yeah. Nope. Not seeing anybody.
You? Well, I haven't heard anything but solo time through the wall, but I don't want to assume. No.
Not to get too far into things, but I broke up with someone almost a couple months ago now, and hasn't been anybody since. Fair. That could be why I'm getting off to the neighbor getting off in the next apartment.
You're probably right. Little bit of a dry spell, but it's okay. I'll bounce back when I'm ready.
Why? Why does that matter? I see.
Uh, well, I like the way your mind works. I'm not going to have sex with you. Is that what you're asking me? Okay.
Because that would be a little bit forward, considering we just technically met. Finish what we started. Alright.
Instead of having a wall between us be in the same room. Hmm. Well, that's interesting.
Excuse me? I don't have the self-control to make it work? I'm not the one that's been doing this for quite a while now.
Daily. Who has no self-control? Uh-huh.
Alright. If you think you can handle it, my bedroom's right over here, but you know that.
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