Meet cute in the elevator... but she's not that cute

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Hey, um, floor five, thank you. Shit. Uh, I don't know, this has never happened to me before, I've never expected it to happen at all.

I. .. ring the bell? Okay.

Yeah, I didn't plan on adding stock in the elevator to my to-do list today. Hmm. Uh, I guess.

.. Oh shit, there's no service. I don't understand how they still make these boxes, like, oh, okay, how about a game to pass the time?

I'm serious, how about, um, two truths and a lie? It's not like we have any other pressing engagements at the moment. All right, I'll go first.

Um, number one, once I try to impress a crush by learning how to juggle. Number two, never broken a boon in my life. And number three, I can recite the entire dialogue from The Princess Bride.

Hmm, really? I mean, I haven't even seen The Princess Bride. No, I know, I really should, but I just never got into it.

I did actually attempt to juggle for someone. To my defense, I was 14, and yes, it did not work out. But, um, mm-hmm, right, um, setting the kitchen on fire while cooking, uh, well, uh, I can see that.

I don't really see you as a ukulele player, though, and having traveled to 12 countries again. Right, let's do the ukulele. Can you really? Wow, okay.

Next one. I once accidentally joined a salsa dancing competition, and I came in second place. Number two, I can speak three languages fluently.

And number three, I have a white belt in karate. No, I know, I know the salsa thing sounds ridiculous, but no, I've never done karate in my life. Yeah, Italian and Hungarian, and English, of course.

Your turn. Now hear me out, how does one accidentally board a plane to the wrong city? That just sounds ridiculous, I don't believe that.

Of course. You made this too easy. I mean, bungee jumping, yeah, and accordion, nerdy, but okay, I'll take it.

Oh my god. Right. I participated in a reality cooking show and failed spectacularly.

I've ridden an elephant in Thailand, and I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under three minutes. Yeah, I suppose that was easy. I've never been in a reality show.

I mean, I have, but I didn't participate, I was just. .. So it was a reality show about a restaurant, and I was there as a guest, I wasn't even on camera.

You can see the back of my head for, like, five seconds. Oh, wow. We're being rescued.

I'm not gonna lie, I actually didn't mind this. I wouldn't mind spending a little bit more time with you. Yeah? How about dinner? You want? Okay, I'll see you there.

He better actually show up, because I never actually got a phone number or anything. Oh, he's only five minutes late, but. ..

Oh, hey. No, it's okay, it's okay, I was starting to get worried there, because you didn't even have a way to contact me to cancel or anything, so. ..

No, that's not what I mean. You know, anything could come up. You could be stuck in a lift or something.

Great. Yeah, let's have a look at the menu. Oh, my God, I'm starved.

Do you want to look at the dessert menu? No, I don't think I could eat anymore. That was nice, though.

So, listen. I'm gonna be straight up with you. I'm gonna be straight up with you.

As I said, I'm only here for business. I'm moving on in two days, and while I really like you, I. ..

I'm not really looking for anything long term. Does that make sense? I mean, I'd love to, but long distance, nah.

But I am staying in a hotel nearby, so. .. I don't know.

I don't know what you're talking about. You didn't need much convincing, did you? All right, let's go.

All right, now that you're here, you best know that all the cutesy stuff is me, but that's not me in the bedroom. So I'm going to be a little meaner this time. Hope that's okay with you.

Yeah? Okay. Now get naked.

I want to see your dick. Go on, I'm waiting. Me? No, I'll keep this dress on.

And take my panties off, of course. That's the only way I can sit on your face. Yeah, you like that, don't you? Say please.

Beg. I want you to beg, you filthy little toy boy. Good.

All right. Lay down. Use that tongue, pretty boy.

Let me write that face. Not bad, not bad. Yes.

Get in there. Get in there. Just circle around my cleavage.

And get out to the entrance of my pussy. Do you like how high my ass is on your face? Yeah? I didn't hear that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, moon against my pussy, I like the vibrations. No, don't touch yourself.

Take those hands away. Maybe I'll give you a handjob if you're good. Blowjob? No, you didn't deserve that.

Oh, I can see you like this. You like them a little mean, don't you? No, you may not call me mommy.

Fuck that. Come on. Come on.

Yeah. Grind a little bit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yes. Not bad, not bad, not bad. Not bad, not bad, not bad.

What do you say? What do you say? I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

All right, all right, all right. Say it. Oh, you want to finger me? Not yet.

Keep licking. Keep licking, toy boy, yes. Feels good.

In fact, I want you to rim me. I want you to lick my ass, oh, pretty boy. Yeah, yeah, let me just move down a little bit.

Oh, yes, that feels good. Yeah, eat my ass. Eat my ass.

Eat my ass. Oh, fuck yes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, push your tongue in there. Push your tongue in there. No, you can't finger my pussy.

Finger my pussy while you're eating my ass. Oh, yes. Oh, I had another finger.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're doing so well, baby boy.

Oh, I might even give you a helping hand. How about I lean forward and I'll jerk you off? Yeah, yeah, I'll let you come in my hand.

I'll let you come in my hand while you're eating my ass. Keep fingering me, keep licking me. And let me just spit on your cock.

Yeah, that should do. Fuck, it feels good. How is that? How is that? Good, yeah? You want me to squeeze a little bit harder? Oh, no, of course I can.

Okay, I'll squeeze harder. Push your tongue in my asshole. Do it.

Oh, yes. Keep a steady rhythm in and out. Match it with your fingers.

Oh, yes. Oh, you're cooking so hot. You're cooking so hot.

You must like a big ass in your face. Mm. Ah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Ooh. Ah.

Oh, fuck. Ah. Mm.

Oh, my God, you're gonna make me cum. Mm. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

If you can make me cum, I'll help you cum too. Ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, keep circling your tongue around my butthole and keep fingering me until I cum, yeah?