Meditate at Hotel Bernadino

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What a fun day. Aren't the beaches here beautiful? You were such a pro on the boogie board.

I can't believe you're going back home tomorrow. It's the end of our fun sex adventure. I think I've given you the authentic San Bernardino experience, right down to your multiple orgasms.

Aren't the vegan enchiladas at this restaurant so good? They make the cheese out of walnuts, but I swear it tastes the same. Well, at least I think it does.

I wish I could go back to your room and spend the night with you again and make you come over and over again, but I've got to work. We have a bunch of insurance salesmen staying at the hotel for a conference and I know I'll probably be serving them drinks till 4am, which is when you have to leave for your flight. Serendipity.

So it goes. Sometimes the universe brings people into our lives for a few fleeting, glorious chill sessions and mind-blowing orgasms, and then you have to say goodbye. I still don't want the night to end, though.

I'm having so much fun with you. My shift doesn't start for a few hours. Do you want to get some time alone? The restaurant actually has a couple of meditation rooms upstairs.

You want to go see them? Dante, can we get the check? We're going to go up to the meditation rooms.

Thank you, sunshine. It's so good to see you again. You are such a light.

I'll see you at yoga next week. Bye. Let's go.

Isn't it so peaceful up here? I am obsessed with the skylight. It really dapples the room with beautiful light.

Do you meditate? Did I ask you that? You don't? Oh, it's so great.

It completely changed my life. It's a great way to just inhabit your body and stay present in the moment. Why don't you lie down and I can guide you through a meditation.

It will replenish you for your flight tomorrow, and you deserve to relax and reconnect with yourself. We all deserve that as human beings, but you deserve it especially for being such a great and fun and cute human being. I'll do it with you.

Let me lay down the yoga blankets and just lie down next to me. Are you comfortable? Good.

I just decided this is going to be kind of an erotic meditation. I've never done it before either. It's just an idea.

I'm rolling with it because I'm horny. We've had a lot of sex, so this will replenish us, like refill our cum tanks. It'll be fun.

Okay. I want you to take a deep breath in and exhale and breathe in again and exhale. Keep breathing, and I want you to start to check in with your body.

Scan down starting with your head. How does your head feel? Your neck, your chest, your belly, your pelvis, your legs and feet, and I want you to take a deep breath and wherever you're holding tension, I want you to just let it go.

So loosen your jaw, your lips, and exhale. Let your body be loose and free and open. Now imagine a warm golden light filling your lips, your tongue, your mouth, like French kissing the sun.

It fills you with warmth and calmness and pleasure. And imagine the light traveling down your throat and it spreads to your chest, your breasts, your nipples, feeling warm, flickering across them, exhilarating you. Now imagine another light starting at your toes.

Feel it creep up your thighs, warming your hips, and into your vagina like your clit is glowing. And inhale and exhale. Mmm, how do you feel? Erotically recharged? Horny? Me too.

Kiss me. Mmm, this has been so hot spending time with you. I'll miss your mouth.

You're such a good kisser. Mmm, I love kissing your neck. It's so soft.

There's definitely something I'll remember about you. You're a little bit sunburned on your shoulders from the beach. It's so cute.

Let me kiss it better. Mmm, does that feel good? Mmm, yeah, grab my ass.

Mmm, yeah, this is getting pretty sexy. No one will come in. I turn the hourglass over outside.

That means we get the room until the sand runs out. I mean, these rooms are for getting in touch with your body and self, so it's basically encouraging us to have sex. I'll be quiet.

Yeah, oh yeah, play with my nipples. Oh my god, that feels so good. Oh yeah, oh yeah, pinch them like that, yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, I like it when you're a little rough. Oh my god, oh yeah, take off your pants. Yeah, I'll take off mine too.

Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, press yourself against me. Oh my god, oh my god, that feels so good. Oh yeah, yeah, rub your clit against mine.

Oh yeah, I love to feel my clit against yours. It's so hot. Oh yeah, yeah, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, like that. I love it when you touch me. Oh my god, yeah, yeah, in circles.

Oh yeah, just like that. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that feels so good. Oh faster.

Oh my god, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, go down on me. Oh, that's really good. Yeah, look at like that.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, your mouth feels really good. Oh, oh, oh god, oh god, oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah, finger me while you eat my clit. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, in circles like that, in circles like that.

Oh fuck, fuck. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh my god, oh my god. Sorry, sorry, I'll be quiet.

Oh, that was too loud. Oh, that's really good though. Oh my god, do you want a 69? I can go down on you.

Yeah, yeah, lay on your side. This is so hard. I love going down on you while you eat me out.

Oh my god. Oh my god. I love your pussy.

Your pussy's so sexy. Oh my god, I'm getting close. You're so good at making me cum.

I'm really close. You're getting me so close. Oh my god, just like that.

I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I'm cumming. Oh my god, that was so hard. Fuck, I'm gonna miss you.

You're such a fun, bright spirit. Oh, here are your pants. Well, that was a great end to a great week.

I'll miss you as my sexual partner and friend. I made you something to remember me by. It's a little vial of my massage oil, so you can use it with a future lover and give each other massages or put a little behind your ears and thighs and remember my smell when you touch yourself.

And it's less than three ounces, so you can travel with it. And if you're ever back in San Bernardino, give me a call.