making your boyfriend whimper while gaming [almost crying a bit] [deep voice]

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I'm just playing some Valorant right now, no, no, you're not disturbing me at all, don't worry about it. I mean, yeah, of course, I'm trying to stay a little bit focused, but I always like it when you hang out with me, even if I'm busy, and besides, I'm not really that busy anyway. Yeah, no, it's pretty chill, I'm not playing any competitive or anything like that, no, no, no, it's just some Spy Crush, yeah, yeah, I'm just chilling.

Oh, no, I'm not talking with anyone, that's completely fine. Yeah, so what you been up to then? Oh, not much, okay.

Alright, yeah, well, I mean, that sounds like you did have fun though, right? But I could be wrong. No, you did have fun.

That's great. I love that for you. Yeah, no, genuinely.

Um, yo, so, have you been thinking anything about what we should be eating for dinner today? Yeah, I'm really starving. No, I don't have any ideas, really.

I've just been sitting here all day. If I'm honest, I've been too lazy to get up and get some food. I guess I could always eat you, though.

No, I'm just kidding, of course. We need to eat some real food. Oh, you want to eat mine? Mine? Oh, I see.

Very funny. Always stealing my jokes, aren't you? Yeah, because I said I want to eat you for dinner, and then you said you're going to eat me.

My, uh. .. Yeah.

No. No, no, not really. Oh my god, I just died.

Yeah, no. No, it wasn't because of you. Not at all.

I'm just getting really rusty lately, to be honest. I haven't played this game for months. Yeah, it's like I almost don't even remember what to do, or what buttons to click.

Oh, shit. I dropped my phone below my desk. Do you think you could grab that for me? Yeah, no, I'll move my legs, don't worry.

Oh, thank you so much, babe. Why are you poking your head up there? And why are you.

.. Oh. Oh, hello.

What you're doing right now is gonna seriously distract me from the next round. Are you sure you want me to lose that bad? I mean, not that I have anything against it, of course.

But do you really want to see your boyfriend turn into a loser in Valorant? That's kind of a low point, isn't it? Okay, I guess not.

Wow. Wow. Fuck.

Yeah, no. It's been a while, hasn't it? Oh my god.

Babe, please. The next round's about to start. It's starting right now, can we take a break? No? Okay.

Yeah, sure. Sure, I'll shut up. Oh fuck, I died already.

No, no, no, I'm not complaining, I'm not complaining. Yeah. Oh my god.

I don't even understand how the fuck you do that. That is such an alien technique. Right, right, I was supposed to be quiet.

Sorry. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Ow. Yeah, that hurt a little bit. It's fine, it's fine.

I'm sorry for interrupting. No, no, it's all fine. Finally, the next round is starting.

I know I'm supposed to be quiet. I just. ..

I can't help it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, you look really cute.

Beautiful, even. But when have you not looked beautiful doing this? I mean, come on.

Fuck. Oh. No, no.

It's great. Thank you. What? You want me to call you mommy? Okay, I guess.

I mean, yes, mommy. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

My God. I need to catch my breath. Just a few seconds, please.

You're making me all lightheaded. Absolutely insane. We won the round.

Okay, I guess we're starting again. You know, if I didn't know any better, I don't think you're trying to distract me from winning this game. You want me to be a loser for you? That's a bit harsh, isn't it? You know I'm not super into that whole degradation thing.

I guess it's fine for now. Oh, fuck, it feels so good. Yeah, I can't believe it.

I can't believe it, I can't believe it. My God. I just want to turn this game off right now.

No, I can't, I'll get banned. Yeah, I've already been banned a few times because of you. Can't have it keep happening.

Can't have it keep happening. Yes, mommy. You want to continue this in your bedroom? Sure.

Sure, sure. All right. Let me just wrap this up and then we'll get going.

Yeah, of course, no problem. We'll both take the time we need, right? All right.

It's just one last round. Well, I'm aiming for the ace on this one. Yeah, of course.

Gotta end on a high note, right? Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait for you to fuck the shit out of me when we get up there.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God.

Just let this fucking game pass on quicker, please. Oh, I can't. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'm getting all delirious. You're really pushing me into some kind of a space I've never been to before. It feels wild.

Absolutely incredible, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, look at that. Didn't get the ace, but we won the game. All right, let's move on then, I guess.

Lead the way. You still want me to call you mommy? Okay.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Please, don't stop.

No, no, no, no, no. I don't care. I don't want it to stop.

Just keep going, please. Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no.

Why'd you stop? Why'd you stop? What do you mean? You want to edge me? Really? Yes, mommy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You want me to say thank you when you start?