You visit your Mafia Uncle to see if he can help with a small but very annoying problem...
It has been quite some time since I've seen you, isn't that right? Yes, yes, it has been quite some time. Here, why don't you sit? Sit, please.
I am asking you to sit. I want to have a drink. And it would be most delighting if you joined me, don't you think? After so long, you've finally come to visit.
What would you like? I can get you anything. I will actually have the same.
Bring two, and also two waters. We have to stay hydrated, don't we? So, whatever you come to discuss, or more specifically, what have you come to ask for, that is what I want you to answer.
I would like to get that request out of the way already. That way we can truly enjoy ourselves. We can actually enjoy the drink and the company without being preoccupied with other things.
I see. Go on. I need to know the full picture.
That way I can decide whether to help you or not. It seems to me that you don't change. You rarely change.
But, nonetheless, I do see a very profitable solution to your problem. A very good solution, especially for me and for you. But I must ask the question, one that you must ponder, one that you must really reflect on before you answer.
Because once you answer, I will take direct consideration on your answer to then make my decision. So be careful how you answer this. My question is, how would you feel if they disappeared from the face of the Earth? How would you truly feel if they were no longer anymore? When you went to see them again, they weren't there.
How would you truly feel about that? Hmm. Remember, take your time to answer and make sure that you are sure of your answer.
Now, what is it? Hmm. I see.
All right then. My decision shall be that they will disappear. They won't be a problem to you anymore.
You will not have to worry about them. But, you must consider that what you are asking is not to be taken lightly. It is absolutely a requisite that you realize what you have asked for.
Especially since you've come here only to ask that. You have not been here to really spend any time with your uncle, have you? I don't blame you, child.
But I am glad to see you. I am very, very glad to see you. Ah, here we are.
The drinks. And, uh, the waters, right? Do not make me repeat myself once more.
Get them. So, let us drink. And may this drink reunite us in a way that you have been absent for far too long.
I hope to see you here again, and not just in the holidays. And remember, your problem will be taken care of. You do not have to worry about it anymore.
Now, salute. Drink. Ah, yes.
Nothing like a fine drink with fine company. Especially family. Welcome back.
Now let us have a good conversation and enjoy the rest of the evening. In the presence of family.