Mafia Friend - Advice for a friend

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Hey, so sit down, sit down. Well, what's going on? What's happening? Somebody told me that you needed it, you had a problem, right? Somebody was bothering you? What's going on? Tell me about it.

Nah, nah, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear that you got no problems. Of course you got a problem.

Now tell me, what is it? Now, you're gonna spill your guts, you're gonna tell me what's bothering you, or I'm gonna have to go to my source, which I know, and you know, there's someone very close to you, and they're gonna tell me what's going on, right? So just go ahead.

What's the problem? I'm not gonna ask again. Hmm.

Oh. Mm-hmm. All right.

Okay. Okay. All right, well, here's the deal.

Listen, I thought it was gonna be one problem, but you throw me three problems, you know, they're just multiplying. Listen, listen. The first deal is this, if you need money, I got money.

It's okay. I can give you whatever you need. You can pay me back next week, week after that, next month, in ten years, whatever.

You can pay me back. All right, don't worry about it. I'm gonna give it to you, and you can forget about it.

All right? Now, the second problem, so you had a problem with your job, right? Okay.

I can get you a job. Just tell me what you wanna do. I'm pretty sure I have a guy that can get you one.

You don't need to worry about that. You do need to worry about figuring out what it is you wanna do, because once I get you that job, you better be good at that job. You understand? Now, I want you to listen very carefully to what I'm about to say, before we get to the next problem, the last problem.

All right? Right now, I basically just fixed two problems for you. Two, two problems for you.

Most people will have one of those problems their entire life. They have the money problem, they have the job problem, whatever problem it may be. A lot of these problems, everybody has them.

They're just problems, you know? I just fixed two of those problems for you, okay? You need to be asking not how you can get the fish.

How can you be like me, like the guy that always has fish? You understand? I have problems.

My problems are not the same problems as everybody else. Now, I made some decisions in my life that I'm not proud of, okay? Everybody knows that.

However, that doesn't mean that I've learned a lot about other things that I could teach you, all right? And I'm willing to do that. I'm willing to teach you what you need to know to survive and to not be like the sheep in this world, all right?

You need to realize that that's up to you to figure out. You need to be asking yourself these questions. You see, everybody thinks that the important thing is the muscles, but the important thing is the knowledge.

So, it's up here in your mind. The mind is the greatest tool. It's powerful, beyond anything else.

Absolutely powerful, all right? And you can do that. I know you can.

I see it in you. You could do whatever you want. You have that capability.

You have that potential to go wherever you want to go. If anybody fucking says anything else, you fucking tell them to get the fuck out of here, okay? Tell them to get the fuck out of your face because you can absolutely do it, all right? Now, your last problem, right? Tell me again what it was.

Right, okay, yeah, yeah. I already know, okay. Whenever you have a problem with anybody, right? Anybody that's trying to trip you up, trying to break you, trying to do anything to you, you have to realize that you have it in yourself to be either the big man, the little man, the big woman, the little woman, the big person, the little person, whatever it may be, whoever you may be.

You have options always. You never have no options. Now, that sounds horrible because a lot of people technically don't have options, but we're not considering them.

They are special circumstances, all right? So what you need to understand, okay, what you need to grasp, what you need to get in here is that you always have an option. If there's a person that's bugging you, if there's a person that's bringing you down, breaking you down, you need to break them down.

But here's the deal. If you commit a crime, if you hit somebody, if you do anything, and nobody sees it except, obviously, the person you're hitting, then it didn't happen, okay? Very important.

If you ever decide to use violence, you have to make sure that nobody's around watching. If nobody sees it, it didn't happen. It'll be your word against the other person's word, and that's it.

And that will always be your alibi, okay? Then make sure you call me right after you do it so we can set up this timeline, okay? So that's all you need.

If you need a bat, if you need a hammer, if you need anything, you let me know. I'll get it for you, and we'll take care of this. Now, if you don't want to take care of it this time, we can do it for you.

I can do it for you and get somebody to do it for you. Tony, whoever's around, I ain't gonna do it. But you should do it at some point yourself, because you have it in you, and I know that you can do it for yourself.

You need to be able to be able to count on yourself. That's the important thing in life. You got nobody else to fully count on except yourself.

So you better make sure that you start holding yourself accountable to yourself. Make sense? You understand? All right, let's get out of here.

Let's go get some pasta, you know? Let's get something. Let's get something to eat.

I'm fucking starving. Let's get out of here, all right? Okay, let's go.