[M4M] Your Boyfriend Steals You For Valentines Day [SFW]

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Oh my god. I think that was the best sleep of my life. Do you think the hotel would notice if we stole a bed? God, the view is incredible.

We picked the best hotel. Where are you doll face? Getting dressed? That's so cute that you're so excited.

Even on the flight here you were like a happy puppy. Come on out. I want to see my man dolled up.

You didn't even let me see the suit you packed for this trip. Come on. Show me.

You look so handsome. Look at you all dressed up. Clean coat and everything.

You look so hot doll face. Come here. Don't worry.

I won't wrinkle your suit. Come here. You look so good.

I'm giving you the look? What look? Ah, the look of not wanting to leave the hotel and just stay here and have some fun.

As much as I want to, we didn't fly all the way to London just to mess around in a hotel room. We could have just booked a hotel down the street if that's all we wanted. We still need to see the London Eye and we have an afternoon tea appointment to get to.

Yes, I brought a suit. It's over here. Liking the view? In all my fitness glory.

Maybe my doll wouldn't mind staying around in the hotel all day. Fine. My suit's right here.

Yes, I brought a tie. Yes, and dress socks. Good grief.

Are there any more rules that I need to know about? Be a good boy? Come on doll face.

You're asking a lot of me already and I sneaked a peek at the rules too. I know I need to wear a blazer and I'm good. But here I am in a full suit, tie and dress shoes and cufflinks.

I know you want to do it properly and because I love you I'm going along with it. Let me get into this restricting suit before I change my mind. Help me with my tie.

Are we going to be the only dudes there? That's good at least. Will they be wearing suits? Okay then.

Thank you doll face for coming with me on this romantic getaway. What a way to spend Valentine's Day, eh? How about after the afternoon tea we can go sightseeing? We still have so many things to see and I swear the list just keeps growing.

How can one city have so many sights? We can go see the National Gallery before it gets too late. I know you're excited to see all those beautiful paintings and so am I.

So how do I look? As handsome as the devil, aww doll face, come here. You ready to show the locals how handsome we are? Let's go.

This is so wild, London is huge. I think it's right down here. Yup, here it is.

Wow, yeah. This is not my usual place. Come on doll face, let's show them what we're made of.

Hello? Hello? We have a reservation.

The Foxhound. Thank you. Would it really be unfancy of me to say this place looks so.

..fancy? Wow, they care a lot about how this place looks. Okay, doll face.

You looked up YouTube videos on how we should behave so make sure I don't offend anyone. I don't know what it means to be kicked out of afternoon tea, but I think the locals might burn us alive. You know what? You don't know about that? Maybe there's a fancy way to burn us? Like with that thing they use to burn creme brulee with.

I'm too charming to offend anyone. You're just full of sweet words today. If I didn't know any better, I think my doll face is happy we came here and that you're super happy that you're here with me.

I love you too, doll face. Wow, 10 out of 10 on presentation. So many tiny cakes and sandwiches.

I like to believe this is what British do every day. No? Don't ruin the fantasy.

Hey, doll face. Where's the coffee? Ah, I see.

No coffee. Wait, no coffee? But coffee? Coffee cake? Okay, at least that's something.

Hmm. Okay. Pinky finger out.

Let's do this right. I didn't want to say this while we were in there, but the guy who showed us to our table definitely looked like Alfred from Batman. You thought so too? Don't deny it.

I will admit it. It was delicious. I thought it would be too fancy for me, but I think it was the perfect level of fancy.

But after the gallery, you and I are hitting the steakhouse. I'm a big man. I need a big steak.

Are you ready to look at beautiful paintings and wonder why we can't paint like that? Thank you? For what? For this Valentine's Day trip.

It's no problem. I wanted to travel somewhere with you for a while now. Valentine's Day came at such a good time for us.

Next time, let's go to Japan. Hell yeah. We can have a soak in the onsen and drink sake, and if we plan it right, we can even see the cherry blossoms.

I would love to stand under the cherry blossoms with you. Look at me getting ahead of myself. We're still in London.

Come on, let's look at those paintings.