[M4M Roleplay] No WHAT November?
For some reason, you read about that challenge online and decided to try it out this year. But after a few weeks, your roommate notices that you're cranky all the time and just annoyingly on edge. When he realizes why, he decides to take matters into his own hands ... and mouth. A silly little short about turning it into Yes Nut Nov.
Transcript
Dude, what is up with you? The last week you've been so cranky and you're just walking around with this chip on your shoulder and everything is setting you off. What is going on? Are you kidding me? You're trying to do that stupid thing? So that means you seriously haven't shot in like, what, nearly three weeks? You know that doesn't do anything for you, right? You know it doesn't make you more manly or give you some kind of extra boost or anything like that.
It just kind of makes you a dick and a pain to be around and it's honestly not good for you health-wise either. What? What? Dude, I know you're smart enough to know you can't believe the shit you read on the internet.
Oh man, oh wow, and just talking about it, you are, uh, you're getting hard, man. You know what? I'm going to solve this problem because otherwise I can't bear to live with you.
What? Oh, don't get so uptight. It's just a little friendly touching.
You say no or stop, and I will, but I notice you're not, oh, and you're getting harder. I'm going to try something, and you're blushing, and I can't help but notice you're still not telling me to stop. If you need to, you can just close your eyes and imagine it's a chick doing this.
Just trust me. This is going to make you feel a lot better and a lot easier to live with. Oh wow, you must be really pent up in here.
You're already dribbling in your underwear. Nah, it's not a problem. Go on.
Well, I know you've never, but you're dealing with a semi-pro. I certainly don't mind if you don't mind if you don't mind if you don't mind if you don't Well, that definitely felt like three weeks worth. That was good.
And doesn't that feel better? Don't you feel a lot happier now? That goofy look on your face.
Oh, don't start worrying. It doesn't mean anything about your identity or your orientation unless you want it to. Honestly, I just really needed my roomie to not be such a pain in the ass all the time.
Well, if the challenge is now that you're not going to jerk off for the rest of November, I might have a solution for that. One that we'll both enjoy. As long as you don't mind.
You can just relax on the couch and let your roomie take care of it. If this makes us more than roommates, we'll cross that bridge later. Maybe in December.
-watering second of every track.