This is an audio I did while I was still on reddit. Thought I might put it on here
Oh, God, my head hurts. Hey, babe, where are you? Baby? Hello? Hello? In the bathroom? Where is he? That was a sexy thing.
Oh, making breakfast in the morning? Or did you just meet the breakfast in bed? Oh, you know that's my favorite thing in the morning.
Is it just for you to deliver me my breakfast like the good boy you are? Oh, yeah, you are. So, what are you making? Scrambled eggs? Ooh, that sounds nice.
What else do you have? You got mushrooms, some cheese, and garlic. Never took you for a garlic person.
No, just like you never mentioned it before. You never had anything. I actually started to believe that you hated garlic for some reason.
Or you might be some kind of vampire. Oh, you like the idea. You like the idea of you being a vampire? Well, I'm sorry, Edward Cullen, but I'm not much of a Twilight fan myself.
But I do love the traditional vampire, you know, like Dracula. Oh, that, he would be cool to hang out with. You don't think so? I mean, it's Dracula, for Pete's sake.
I mean, he's like sophisticated and stuff. Like, I know he's not gay, but he could be bi. I mean, I'm bi.
You're gay, obviously. I don't want to worry about that. Let me just hold you behind your back like this.
Why not? Can I just hold my boyfriend behind his back? Come on.
You like it? My arms wrapped around your stomach like this. And I'm just like wiggling you side to side.
My hand on your neck. I don't like this very much. Oh, no, no, stop.
Oh, no, no, don't tickle me. Oh, you snuck out behind me. Oh, God.
Oh, my God, you took me by surprise. There. Oh, God.
I like that. I like that even better. I love you.
I know you love me, too. Why don't you say we just stop cooking for a little while and maybe have some, a bit of sex before breakfast? Oh, yeah, I'm just straight to the point.
Yeah, because I'm hungry for something else. And it's right around the corner. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. And it's right about here. I love that face you make, but you know what I mean.
Let me get down. Let me just get my knees here and, you know, get the big guy out. Get the big guy out.
You got morning wood. You know, I was hoping you would wake up next to me. You know, you still sleeping and, you know, I just find you with your cock like this.
It would have been a fun way to wake up, wouldn't it? Oh, yeah, it would. God, I just love tasting your cock like this in the morning.
It makes me want so much, baby. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Take your pants off, baby.
I want to see your legs. Oh, baby. I just love your thighs.
They're so strong and manly. You let me bite on them? I could just munch on them all day.
I just want to be a good boy for you and daddy. You know you like me calling you that? Oh, I love to eat from your cock.
Mmm. Oh. Mmm.
Say fuck me, baby. I want you to just use my slight mouth. All day.
I don't even want to think about breakfast. I just want you to fuck me all day. Mmm.
Oh. Oh. Fuck.
Just grab my hand. Fuck. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
I hate that. That feels so. ..
Fuck! Oh, fuck. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. I suck your balls. Mmm.
Mmm. Oh. Mmm.
Oh, I suck your balls. I suck your cock. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Oh, baby, I love the faces you're making.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. I just love being like this with you. No one else can make me this horny than you.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Oh, give me that ass. Yeah, give me that fucking ass. Turn around.
Turn around. That's it. I'll spray those ass cheeks.
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, baby. I just love that butt of yours.
Mwah, mwah. I'll take your shirt off. Yeah.
You know, you can't be the only one naked. I have to get naked, too. All right.
All right. Okay. All right, now I'm naked.
All right. Let me see that ass. Oh, baby.
I love seeing you naked. Let me lick that asshole of yours. You just love me rubbing that ass of yours? Oh, baby.
Oh, you taste so good. I love rubbing my face in your ass cheeks. It's like maraboni and some boobs.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But that's what it's like, really. I mean, you have a very big ass.
Oh, hey. Oh, she pushed me up against the counter there. Are you going to take me, Day? Are you going to suck my cock? Please suck my cock, Day.
Oh, please. Oh, please, I need it. I need your mouth on my cock so bad.
Oh, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Baby, you kissed down my eye so good. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, baby. Oh, baby, you suck my cock so good. Oh, you suck it so good.
Oh, baby. Oh, I love your pretty eyes. Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah, just do whatever you want with me, baby. I'm your little poor toy. Oh, fuck.
I'm your little fuck toy. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, I love it when you deep fuck my cock. Oh, I love it. Are your eyes watering, baby? Here, let me wipe them away from you.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love it when your face is like that.
Your eyes watering and your mouth on my cock. Oh, fuck. Your chest looks like heaven.
Oh, fuck, baby. I love you so much. I love you so much, baby.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, that went a bit faster than that.
Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Just keep doing that.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby.
Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, slow down. Slow down, just slow down.
Slow down. Oh, slow down. Slow down.
Let me kiss you. Let me kiss you, please, please. Please put your mouth on my tongue.
Please. I love tasting my cock in your mouth. I keep sucking my cock, please.
Oh, please. Oh, please. Please stop teasing me.
Just please make me calm, please. Oh, please make me calm. Please, please.
Please make me calm. Please, I'll do anything. I'll do anything.
Please, I'll do anything. I'll do anything. You want to spank my ass? Oh, yeah.
You know I like you spanking my ass. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, just spank the ass.
Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's so hard. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, I've been a naughty boy. Yes, I've been a naughty boy. Oh, fuck.
Yes, I've been a naughty boy. Yes, I've been a naughty boy. Yes, I've been a naughty boy.
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, baby. Oh, baby, I love you spanking my ass like that.
You know I like it rough. Oh, fuck. Oh, my neck.
Oh, baby. Baby. Yes, yes, I've been a good boy.
I've been a good boy. I promise. Oh, I never knew you could be this rough today.
Especially in the morning. No, no, no, I'm not being bad. I'm not being bad.
Please, I'm not being bad. Oh, please. Yes, I won't be bad, sir.
I'll be patient. I'll be patient, baby. I'll be patient.
I'll be patient. I'll be patient, baby. Oh, please stay.
Oh, please, sir. Please. Oh, fuck.
Please. Please suck my cock. Please.
I beg you. Please. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.
Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, that's so good.
Oh, baby, that is so good. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you're sucking my cock so good.
Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, baby. Oh, baby, keep doing that. I'm gonna come.
Oh, baby, keep doing that. I'm gonna come. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Yeah. I just want you.
Oh, fuck. I want you to drink my balls. I want you to drink my balls inside your mouth.
Oh, please, baby. Oh, please, baby. Please, baby.
Please. Please. Please.
Please. Oh, fuck. I'm coming.
I'm coming. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, hello.
Get up here. Get up here. Let me kiss you.
Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Still have that coming in your mouth? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Put it in my mouth. Oh, I love the taste.
Oh, I love my gum between our lips. But. ..
Oh, baby. Oh, I feel. ..
I feel a bit, you know, empty. I need that gum, too. You know why I want it? I want you to come and suck my ass, baby.
Oh, yeah. I want you to just come and put me on the floor. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Put my.
.. Yeah. Get on the floor.
Get on the floor, baby. Or you want me. ..
Do you want me to lay down? Oh, baby. Yeah.
I like you doing missionary. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby.
Oh, fuck. Oh, come down here. Oh, fuck.
Let me get my ass looped up, baby. Oh, yeah. You like to get my ass looped up, baby? I want you to lick it.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, baby.
Oh, your tongue feels so good. Oh, your tongue feels so good on my ass. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Is this looped up enough? I think it is.
Okay. Put that cock in me, baby. Nice and slow.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Oh, baby, I love it. I love your cock deep in my ass. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, it's in there. Oh, it's all the way in there.
It's so big. Oh, my God. You're stretching me out.
Oh, you're stretching my ass a lot. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Okay. Oh, just let me ease into it. Okay.
Oh. Oh. Okay, baby.
It's the first thing in me. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Oh, my fuck. Oh, my God, baby. Oh, you're so big.
Oh, your balls deep in me. Oh, fuck. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Fuck.
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh.
Oh. Oh, get closer, baby. Oh, get closer to me.
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Oh.