Hey babe, thanks for letting me come over all of a sudden. Wait, wait, wait, don't touch me yet, I'm still covered in a bunch of gross stuff from the hospital. I'm all icky and sticky right now.
You wouldn't believe the literal shit that hap- Okay, okay, yes. Yes, I'll go shower and I'll shut up. Sheesh, you're so easy to gross out.
It wasn't even as bad as the time that I put that- Okay, alright. Alright, I'll stop. Aw, wait, that's so cute, did you get the body wash I like? Is it just for me? It's not, liar.
You don't smell like this, and- See, you were thinking of me, aw, thank you. I don't know what it is, but I'm kind of obsessed with the charcoal from like, Old Spice. Yeah, give me a couple minutes and I'll be there.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, I promise, I promise I will stop talking about gross stuff, yeah, yeah, leave me alone for a bit, I gotta go shower. Hey, I see you looking, stop. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That feels so nice, I haven't lied down in like 16 hours, and I swear my body is twice my actual age. Baby, babe, can I get like, can I get a massage? Pretty, pretty please? I was such a good boy today, and I finished all my schoolwork and my clinical sheets before I even got home, so I just want to feel your hands on me while I fall asleep, please, can you spoil me a little, please, please, please, please?
And then like, I want to be the small spoon today, I'm tired of being the big spoon, can I be the small spoon? No, put that away, no, I don't want you to use the massager, I can do that by myself. What I really want is, well, I just want to feel your hands.
I've been so busy with school and work and balancing all my shit lately that I haven't been able to hang out with you. And I also just want to feel held for a bit, okay? Don't make me say gross stuff like that, okay? I just want to recharge, and you're like my little battery, or whatever.
So please, will you hold me up? Yeah? Awesome.
My calves have been killing me from all the walking and lifting that I did today, so it would be really nice if you could. .. Hey, I said my calves, don't go and slide your hand on my towel, stop.
First of all, I'm still soaking wet. Yeah, just like that. No, no, you're okay, you're okay.
A little to the left. Oh, oh, oh god. Oh god, that's.
.. Oh baby, exactly. Yeah, ever since the semester started, I haven't been able to work out with you.
And you usually roll me out after my workouts. Maybe that's why everything's been hurting so much. But.
.. Just feeling your hands on my body makes it feel so much better. Oh god, I miss hanging out with you.
I'm so sorry, baby. Yeah, I've been pretty tired lately. How have you been? And.
.. Let me finish my sentence. Ow, ow.
No, you're okay. I guess the bottom of my feet are really sore too. Okay, I don't mean this in a weird way, but.
.. It feels really good when you're. ..
Massaging my feet like that. The way you're pulling apart my toes, I. ..
I don't know, it feels like my whole body needs to be stretched out. Eh. ..
Do you want me to flip over onto my back? Okay. Yeah.
Um, I did my squats yesterday. So, they have been starting to feel really bad. My thighs, um.
.. Ah. ..
No, it just tickles when your hands are that close to my. .. No, babe, I know that.
.. I know that you don't mean it that way. Ah.
.. Yeah, babe, on my neck. Um, yeah, just right above my shoulder blade.
No, no, a little closer to my. .. Harder.
No, it's almost gone harder. Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, baby. Your hands are like fucking magic. Are you sure you're not trained to do this? No? Well, maybe you are right then.
Maybe. .. Maybe I've just been craving you.
Maybe I've just been. .. Missing you holding me for so long.
Yeah, it's been like a week. My glasses today were so brutal too. This whole week they've been brutal.
Babe. I just want to tell you I appreciate you. Thanks for taking care of me.
Yeah, I feel so special. I feel like your special little person. Yeah, I'm a special little boy, I'm a special puppy, whatever.
Could you. .. Yeah, there.
It kind of looks like you're chugging. Oh yeah. That is definitely this spot where everything hurts the most.
Oh fuck. I'm not being a little bitch about it. It just genuinely hurts so bad.
Yes, mister. Yes, mister. My pain on a scale of 1 to 10 is 8.
What, are you going to roleplay a nurse now? Are you my little nurse? Are you going to make everything feel better? Are you going to make me feel good? No, you can push down harder.
Be a little rougher. Put your weight into it. Put your whole body weight into it.
Oh my goodness. Yeah, that's definitely helping me relax. Oh, oh, oh.
Mmm. Leave me. The evil chills so good.
Keep going, please. Will you promise me something? When I fall asleep, can you make sure I'm in a little spin? Will you please promise me that I'll get to wake up? That I'll get to wake up in this bed with you? You'll be right there for me, please? I'm so tired of taking care of other people.
There's something a nurse definitely shouldn't say. I'm so tired. I want to be nursed, you know? I want someone to spoil me.
I want someone to come in and check if I'm okay. Can you be my nurse? Yeah.
I. .. I love you too.
Thanks, baby. You're taking care of me. Mwah.
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