Hey guys, it's me again, Jess, your favorite vampire tiktoker. Today we're on our way to Coachella for the Influencer Event of the Decade, ah-ha! This is going to be my millionth time attending, or whatever.
I do need to stop by for a drink. Let me see. ..
Ooh! This smells pretty good. Wait, slo- wait! Ah! Oh, um.
.. Ha! Oopsies! Um.
.. Well, this is awkward. I sort of meant to sneak in, like, super quiet, but.
.. Your window was just so clean that I didn't even realize it was open. Freshly windexed.
Good job. Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Stop screaming! Look, bro, just calm down.
Listen to me for a second, and just let me explain. I promise I'm not going to do anything weird, okay? Look, look, look.
I'll even put my wings away. Ta-da! See? Am I less scary now? Not really? I guess so.
Look, so, like, I'm going to have to wipe your memories now and put you back to sleep, so. .. Huh? I can't just wipe your brain without consent? Okay.
I guess when you put it that way, you make me feel like I'm the bad guy here. I was just flying by, and I got thirsty. So I was just going to roll in, have, like, a little snack, and then roll out, you know? It's not really unethical, if you're thinking about it in, like, supernatural standards, you know? And I wasn't even going to drink your blood, so, like, just stop confusing me with your woke human talk, and I'll put you back to sleep like nothing ever happened.
What was I going to drink if not your blood? You can't just ask somebody what body fluid they were going to drink. Pervert.
I was, um, I was going to drink your. .. I was going to drink your drool, okay? Stop laughing at me! I made a decision to be a vegan vampire, and only drink life essence from cruelty-free fluids, okay? So you should be praising me, stupid human.
Praise me and all of my moral superiority. Even still, I understand it's embarrassing for, you know, a great and powerful being such as I to kiss mortals to taste their drool, so. ..
I'm going to wipe your me. .. Did you just throw a pillow at me? You understand I can totally kill you if I wanted, right? Huh? Drink the drool on your pillow? That's.
.. on the pillow! That's.
.. kind of depressing, isn't it? I think I'll pass.
Moral high ground aside, I don't think I could force myself. .. Or even.
.. face myself in the mirror if I did that. Yeah, I think I'm just going to wipe your mem.
.. Stop it! Oh my.
.. Behold! My superior physical prowess! Surrender now! Huh? That didn't count.
If I used my full strength, I could whop you so hard your neck would snap. So yes, it totally did count. I held back.
Now let me wipe your mem. .. I'm seriously getting tired of that.
Look, I only need like a couple of ounces to fill up so I can just get on. Can I please just have like a little bit to drink? And if you promise not to tell everyone that vampires are real, I'll promise not to wipe your memory.
Maybe. Why'd you have to mess up my head with all your stupid ethics talk about. ..
Everything feels so complicated. Not to be, you know, picky and choosy and all, but. ..
Can you like. .. ..
.draw a little bit more? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. No more. This is going to take forever.
If that's all you've got. .. How many ounces do I need? I only need only like.
.. .. .eight.
What, what do you mean that's too much? Sleeping humans drool plenty. I knew I should have just knocked you out.
Okay. Fine, I guess. I'll just break into somebody else's house or.
.. .. .whatever.
This time, I'm not going to be fooled by a stupid, very clean window. But, thank you for trying, human. Like I.
.. .. .said.
Thank you for trying, but. .. ..
.I am kind of in a rush. The. ..
.. .concert I was heading towards is still a ways away and. ..
.. .my check-in to the hotel is tonight, so. ..
.. .I don't want to waste my money and I have. ..
.. .to find. ..
.. .someone. ..
.. .else. What? Well.
.. .. .there's.
.. .. .another way I could get life essence.
And from the way you're kissing me up and down. .. ..
.I don't think you'll be that opposed to it. It's. ..
.. .it's still a bit. ..
.. .embarrassing, though, so. ..
.. .I might wipe your memory after. ..
Stop it! I'm just kidding! Well.
.. .. .this time, I'm kidding.
I. .. ..
.only need, like, a couple drops of it to get full. So. ..
.. .do you think you could. ..
.. .I don't know. ..
.. .blow your load right now? Blow your load from me? I mean.
.. .. .you already had a boner while you were sleeping, anyway.
I'll even help you! I mean. ..
.. .if you're not scared to put. ..
.. .your cock inside a vampire's mouth, anyway. You're not? Ugh.
.. Sorry, I'm just so thirsty. Are you sure? All that warm blood rushing through you.
.. .. .the pulse of your veins while I roll my tongue all over it.
.. .. .you're not scared?
Fine, then. Let me show you. ..
.. .what two hundred years of experience amounts to. Good boy.
Already leaking a little bit. I'm so thirsty. ..
.. .I could just strain your balls dry. I could just strain your balls dry.
You know, I've got. .. ..
.heightened senses, right? I can practically hear the pressure building up to this idea. You hear the rush of.
.. .. .the pressure building up to this idea?
You hear the rush of. .. ..
.the pressure building up to this idea? But. ..
.. .as your dick grows even bigger. ..
.. .bigger. ..
.. .harder. ..
.. .I can hear the little groans that you're afraid of letting out. Mm-mm.
The way you stifle them with your throat. Do you know what feels really good? Human? It feels really good.
.. .. .to let those little noises out.
Mm-mm. To be reckless. ..
.. .with your voice. To be loud.
.. .. .in the dead of night.
You should let it out. Mm-mm. You should moan, shouldn't you? And I'll teach you.
.. .. .how to really.
.. .. .enjoy getting your cock sucked.
The moment it feels good. .. ..
.so that I know that you like it. .. ..
.okay? Mm-mm. I'm so glad you are.
Mm-mm. I wish that I knew how you. ..
.. .feel it. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
You should learn how. .. ..
.to guard my head. .. ..
.at the pace you like. Mm-mm. Just try to show her where you live.
You can watch her talking her in. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
So you can see. .. ..
.my tongue. .. ..
.licking against your vein. Mm-mm. Feeling of.
.. Mm-mm. Against every inch of your cock.
Mm-mm. There's so many inches. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. That's right.
No, no, I drink and that's. .. ..
.what you do. This is. ..
.. .good boy. Mm-mm.
And feed me. .. ..
.huh. .. ..
.like your man would. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Uh. Huh. Huh.
Huh. Uh. Huh.
Huh. Stand by that. ..
.. .edge of the bed. Let me turn over.
You know what's. .. ..
.the best view. .. ..
.on a starry night? The side of your cock. ..
.. .stretching out. ..
.. .another man's throat. I'm gonna reach my hand around.
.. .. .and put my fingers in your ass, okay?
I'm just using all my spit. .. ..
.and your pre-cum is lube. You're gonna match the taste. I finger you at it.
.. .. .while you throw a fuck me.
Okay? Good boy. Good nasty boy.
Do you know how easy my fingers slip in. .. ..
.while they're covered in your own pre-cum? Is there a whole use to this? Are you used to playing with your own ass? Fingering yourself.
.. .. .with your own cum?
Push that cock in. Push that cock in. Push that cock in.
Between my lips. And watch me. Watch me.
The pulls you make while you fuck my throat. The way my Adam's apple moves. ..
.. .to make space for your big dick. The way my chest heaves.
.. .. .when you pull out and I gasp for air.
The way. .. ..
.I grip the sheets. .. ..
.to pull myself closer. .. ..
.to the base of your cock. Enjoy. Everything.
Enjoy. Everything. Here.
Play with my nipples. Rub them. ..
.. .and pinch them with your fingers. ..
.. .while you fuck my throat. They're.
.. .. .really sensitive.
That's fanny. So sensitive my whole body. ..
.. .twitches. They're played with.
I. .. I could make your little job.
.. .. .even better if you do.
.. .. .make my throat twitch.
.. .. .around your cock while I.
..