[M4M] Cheering up with a Break-up Brojob

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Oh, fuck, sorry, I didn't realize you were here, I didn't mean to scare ya, I just had a super shit day, yeah, no, class was fine, it was just, my girlfriend just fucking dumped me, something about me not spending enough time on her and, I just have so much, look, fuck, sorry, I'm just gonna go to my room and skip class, I don't think I could take another one today, they don't want anybody seeing me act like such a fucking pussy. No, I'm not getting out from under the covers, just, just go away, dude, I'm not, I don't wanna talk about it, just go away, no, stop making fun of my music, I'm not being a total fucking emo, dude, I'm actually getting pissed, just go away, I don't want anybody to see me fucking crying, I already took a big enough hit to my pride today, fuck you, dude, it's a good song, okay, what are you doing getting in here with me anyway, get off my bed, huh, you like this band too, then don't fucking tease me about it, Christ, everybody always pokes fun that I listen to them, but like, literally everybody used to listen to them, you know what I mean, it's like, when they make fun of like, shit like Vine and Tumblr, everybody was on it, yeah, it's all cliche and all, right, no, I don't know why, but I like listening, you know, all the like stuff from like the 2000s, 2010s, I like listening to them on like my iPod shuffle, I kept it all these years and it's still so funny how everything keeps like, like, you know how Apple just keeps removing stuff and calling it an improvement, like they really thought, hey, let's take the mp3 player and let's just take off the screen and let's like make it impossible to find your songs, that was a really fun design choice, wasn't it, I feel so silly talking about that, was it called like the Nano, and it had like that little shirt clip, it's so cheesy, wait, who else do you listen to, oh, I'm pretty sure I've got that downloaded too, I don't know where it is on the playlist, but you could stay with me for a bit until one of their songs play, and then you have to get out of my bed, because I'm still really, I'm still kind of sad, you're not going to catch me like crying in your arms or anything, yeah, I know I said I didn't want anyone to like see me, like see, I'm still kind of tearing up, but yeah, who needs, who needs her anyway, I've, I've got you man, besides, you're totally right, we can game all night without somebody nagging me, yeah, yeah, bros before hoes, am I right, you know what, it's whatever, you're way funnier and way better company, and I get to hang out with someone I really like, and I get to just be a dude, instead of having some girl getting her hair all up in my mouth, when I'm trying to win a comp match on Valorant, she'd never match the vibe, huh, well, yeah, I said somebody I really like, it's the same with you, right, you like me way better than some chick on campus, and, wait, I know that sounds like hella gay, but it's just the truth, when it's another dude, then you don't need to worry about getting like a spotter at the gym, or walking around in just your underwear inside your rooms, we've been like roomies for like a year, no one gets you quite like a roommate, right, I even know when you need alone time, I'm just teasing man, but don't act like I don't notice how you get all quiet and sneaky, and then you go to the bathroom, take a piss, and take a really, really long time getting all your spunk off your hands, compared to you, I'm like practically a ninja, I've had sex with her, like even when you were here before, and you definitely didn't notice, I even kept her nice and quiet, see, a total sex ninja, huh, you noticed, no way, no way, no way, you've never said anything before, and I'm like super quiet about it, like I'm totally silent, there's no way that you heard me, I, dude, shut up, I do not moan like that, stop, stop trying to do that stupid mimicking thing, that's like moaning like a girl, I don't moan like a girl bro, I don't fucking moan, you're actually capping, you'll prove it, how, by shucking my dick, why would you do that, to cheer me up, no, what the fuck dude, that's, that's not funny bro, no, that's not funny, no, seriously, that's, that's actually kind of gay, tell me you're joking bro, you're not, you're hard just thinking, oh fuck, you are hard, huh, oh shits, I, I guess I am too, nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not like that, it's cuz, uh, it's cuz, um, we were, it's cuz we were just talking about how you like overheard me having sex before, right, it's not like that, right, yeah, yeah, cuz it's, it's uh, you were just, you were just thinking about me fucking her, yeah, that, and that's not gay, that's totally not gay, and you probably overheard her moaning, not me, yeah, it's, it's like straight adjacent, but uh, yeah dude, I don't think this is just gonna go away now, I'm still pretty bummed, you know what, maybe you're right, like a bro job is all I need, and yeah, we're, we're roommates, this, it's totally normal for guys your age to like mess around a little bit, right, well, don't just lay there licking your lips, come on, take your shirt off, take your shorts off too, yeah dude, you're, you're, I guess you're kind of cute, I can see what the ladies would like, you got nice big pecs, really cute nipples, I guess, I mean for, for a guy, yeah, I guess, yeah, let me start off slow though, I'm kind of nervous that I'm like, I'll make it in the stuff in front of you, it's, it's like really exciting, but at the same time, it's kind of scary, do you mind if we just jerk off for a bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, I'll, I'm, oh, dude, stop talking, bro, you can't just grab my dick like that, it's cuz it won't stop babbling, I can't help it, I, I talk when I'm nervous. No, I don't want to go, fuck you, fuck you.

No, no, fuck, dude, no, oh god, not this school time, what the fuck, oh, oh, fuck, no, no matrix, oh god, matrix, fuck, I guess this is what they call like a man's job every night, fuck, oh, oh god, you handle my dicks, oh, so good bro, no one knows how to stroke a fucking other guy, I guess, oh, yes, I should have told you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm not talking, no, I had to tell you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Oh yeah, grab my fucking neck bro, my fucking neck, fuck. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah, grab my neck with your fucking hand. Drag your arm across my chest. Oh yeah, fuck yeah, tease my nipple like that, fuck.

Oh fuck. Yeah, yeah, fucking manhandle me. Dude, choke me, choke me, choke me like no bitch could.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh yeah, oh fuck, choke me. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, choke me, choke me, choke me, yeah.

Fuck, you're gonna suck my dick now. Oh fuck. Oh, oh you're so good at this dude.

You're so fucking good. I just thought about what you would do if you sucked dick a lot. Kind of good bro.

But I guess I've thought that too. If I sucked a dude's dick, I think I'd be pretty good at it, right? I mean like, who knows another guy better than another guy, right? No one knows how to stroke a cock just like we do.

It's because dudes practice that shit a couple times a day sometimes, right? So nobody can stroke you or me. As good as we can do for each other, right? Fuck dude, yeah, keep fucking.

I'm letting your hand wander all over me while you suck bro, fuck. You're making me feel like a king. Is that cheesy to say? You make me feel like a fucking king dude.

With your face between my fucking legs slurping on my fucking dick. I feel absolutely on top of the world right now. And you're so fucking good at this.

It just makes me want to plow into your fucking face. Your cute little cheeks get all full with my dick. I like holding your throat too, bro.

Feeling it open up for me when I shove it all the way in. God, you're good. You're good, you're good, you're good at this.

Fuck. Bro, bro, bro, you're fucking good at this. Oh my god.

Your throat can take an absolute fucking beating too. God. Fuck.

You're way better than any girl, fuck. Oh. I think I could get used to this.

Oh, what are you doing? Oh, oh, oh yeah. Yeah, make a fucking ring around it.

Fuck. Oh. Oh.