[M4M] Bartender takes care of you in the Alley

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Hey, what's up? You look a little bit lost there. Is it your first time here? I bet so.

I know practically everybody here except for you, so I got a little bit curious when I saw a cute little thing like you walk in. I've never seen you before, so first drinks on me. You're looking at me like I'm all suspicious and stuff.

Well good on you. Did you read a bunch of WikiHow articles on how to stay safe when you go out drinking or something? Yeah.

I could tell. I could tell by how meekly you approach the bar and everything. Not sure how to get my attention.

It's definitely your first time going to a bar, isn't it? I knew it. But what do you mean you didn't want my attention? I'm flattering myself.

Sweetie, I think you've been mistaken. I'm the bartender. Oi, oi, oi.

Did you think I was hitting on you? Pretty little thing. Don't get all right now.

Tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you. I'd love to give you your first legal drink. Okay, maybe I did that on purpose.

Not a bad marketing technique though, right? So you're going to leave me like a big tip at the end of the night? I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look, you just looked a little bit nervous.

It's all right. You'll get to know everybody here slowly. Besides, I wasn't lying when I said that I was curious when you walked in.

I mean, it's not every day you get to see a pretty little thing strut in like that and then pace back and forth between the bar and the couches. You looked so awkward. I had to come in and rescue you like a cat out of the water.

So come around here to the edge of the bar and I will take good care of you. Stop acting all tough. Bartenders can spot little novice like you from a mile away.

I bet you don't even know what's in any of these drinks, do you? So does that mean I like get to introduce you to all of them? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Stop looking at me like that. I'm not making fun of you. I'm genuinely excited to take someone's first time.

Sorry, I can't help it. Dirty jokes are sort of my thing. So let's see.

Do you know what any of the drinks on the happy hour board are? Not really? I don't want to give you a drink that you end up disliking as your first one.

So why don't you just tell me about what you do like other than me? And I'll make something custom just for you. Okay, okay.

Oh, damn, you're picky. Maybe I shouldn't have asked that question. Okay.

Okay. Uh-huh. Why don't you try this then? And just so you know, I'm very sensitive to criticism.

So please smile even if you end up disliking it. Or maybe that's too much to ask. But go on, lift it up, tilt your head, and have a sip.

So how was it? Did I do a good job? You're pouting? I said to smile even if you didn't like it.

Did you dislike it? You liked it? Why the face then? Did you just not want to admit that I was pretty good at my job? How heartless.

That's all right though. I'm not really opposed to a pretty little thing like you playing hard to get with me. You'll loosen up to me bit by bit.

So tell me, what's a doll like you coming in alone on a weekday no less? Usually we only get the regulars or people coming in for a drink because the liquor stores are already closed. Ah, I see.

Well, I'll keep you company. As long as you keep ordering drinks of course. That is what pays the bills after all.

Besides, I'd love to have you taste a couple other things. I'd love to introduce you to the wonderful world of the little bar drinks we have here. Okay, so keep on drinking.

And let me brainstorm a couple other drinks that you might enjoy. So, what do you do for work? What's gotten you so stressed out all day that you had to come into a bar on the weekday? Ah, I see, I see.

What do you mean? Well, of course, I fight with my customers a little bit. I seem to get the big tip at the end of the day.

Yeah, you know what I mean. Is that your favorite color? Let's see if I can make a drink of that color.

Does it? Yeah, I think that sometimes too. Doesn't the night make everything look better all of a sudden? Though I'm pretty sure you're just as mind-blowing.

Oh, you're so funny. I'm so glad that you picked tonight to walk in. But hey, hey, slow down there.

I know it tastes pretty good, but you can't drink it that fast. I don't want to end up having to mop your drool off the floor tonight, okay? Ah, you're the type that needs a lot of attention, huh? I don't mind.

Alright, well, let me know if you need another one. You can just give me a wink next time, and I'll come for you, baby. Okay, yeah, yeah.

I'll get back to my job. Uh, hey dude. Hey, baby boy.

Wake up. You ended up passing out after that last drink. My bad, my bad.

I didn't expect you to pass out like that. You were so talkative, I could have sworn that you were about to, like, hop on the karaoke mic or something. Fuck, dude.

You look really out of sorts. Are you alright? No? Shit.

Let me make sure you're good, and then we'll figure out how you're going to get home. Because you're definitely not driving, that's for sure. You look like you had way more drinks than I gave you.

I guess I overestimated how well you could hold your liquor. Hmm. Do you think you're fine to get up? Or do you need me to lend you, like, a shoulder? Alright, come on.

Let me pull you up and take you a little bit closer to the bar. So I can keep an eye on you while I clean up. Okay, now just sit down right here and drink some water.

Or you're going to end up feeling terrible tomorrow morning. Just chill here with me for a while. And don't try and get up without me, okay? Your legs are wobbling around like noodles.

And I don't want you getting hurt. Just tell me if you need something. Okay, this goes here.

What's up? Do you want another drink? You mean water, right? You better mean water.

No? Not water. What drink do you want then? I've got orange juice, cranberry.

I've also got. .. What are you pointing at me for? You want me? Ah, look baby.

I know I was pretty thick on the flirting earlier. But that's just part of the gig, alright? I'm just babysitting you now.

So don't read too much into it, okay? I don't want to. ..

tell you. .. Twice.

Look, you're. .. You're very handsome.

You're very cute. But you're also very, very, very drunk. And I don't want you to do anything silly, alright? You can always come back for another drink if you want to try again.

But not now, okay? No. Didn't I just say.

.. Not to make me tell you twice. Feeling a little more courageous after that nap? Stop.

Stop it. You know that all these sweet kisses are going to wear a man down. I'm trying to keep it professional, get it? But if you're going to be this persistent about it.

.. Persistent about it. Look.

Just come around the back with me. But you're going to have to do whatever I want, okay? Now let's do this quick or we're going to get caught.

There's still a ton of stragglers hanging around waiting for a ride. Or just passed out drunk nearby. But I know a spot that nobody's going to bother us.

We just have to be a little bit quiet, okay? Can you do that? Can you stay quiet while I fuck you up? Yeah? Good boy.

Okay. Now. ..

Keep your hands up to the wall for me. Just lean. ..

Yep. Now. ..

Suck on my fingers while I jerk you off. Get them nice and wet so I can loosen you up, okay? That's right.

Use your tongue and get them nice and wet. While I reach around and stroke your cock. Good boy.

Good boy. Good naughty little boy. Do you feel good now? Now that I'm giving you all my attention.

Are you my needy puppy? Because. ..

God, you were such a little tease tonight. I'm going to make you pay for it, puppy. You're going to thank me for being so nice to you.

Aren't you? Come on. I know you're still sucking on my fingers, but.

.. Talk back to me now. Yeah, that's right.

Good pretty boy. Good pretty boy. Say thank you, sir.

Say thank you for taking care of me, sir. Say thank you for spoiling your naughty puppy. Say thank you for touching your cock.

You like the attention, don't you, baby boy? Did you come out tonight for just a little bit of attention? You know, you're cute as fuck.

You know, you're cute as fuck. And you wanted me to fuck you from the start, didn't you? So then.

.. Spread your legs, come on. I'm going to loosen you up for me.

I don't want to break a pretty doll like you now, do I? So keep leaning up against the wall. You're still drunk as shit, and I don't want to hurt you, okay? Really? Good boy, good boy.

Good boy. Relax, relax. You're taking my fingers so well.

You're doing such a good job, sweetheart. Shh. Shh, shh.

Shh, it's okay, it's okay. You're okay, baby. You're okay, baby.

You're going to get a scot if you moan that loud. Are you ready to take this dick, baby? Are you going to take a big tiff? That's a good boy.

That's a good boy. That's my naughty little boy. Making me baby you all night.

You deserve to get no mercy fucked, don't you? You deserve to get no mercy fucked, don't you? You're lucky I'm a gentleman.

I'll be nice to you, just because I don't want you getting overwhelmed the first time around. I gotta buy you dinner or something before I pull that type of shit. For now, you can just shut up and take this dick, okay? I'm going to wrap my arm around your neck to steady myself, okay, pretty thing? I promise not to choke you.

Well, I promise not to choke you too much, anyway. All right, all right. Hey, don't scream now, don't scream now.

We don't want to get caught, we don't want to get caught. You're making me do some pretty naughty things right now with you, aren't you? No, no, no.

Do you need me to cover your mouth? Will it help if I cover your mouth? Your voice is so pretty.

But. .. I guess I'll just have to hear it when I take you home tonight, right? You drunken little mess.

But it's okay, it's okay. I love needy boys like you. I love my needy boys like you.