[M4F] You Don't Need Your Ex

Transcript

Hey! It's been a while. How are you? I missed you.

This is going to be a great evening. And I brought snacks. I'll just plop myself down here.

You know how much I love sitting on the floor. How have you been? I know that breakup is not exactly doing wonders for your mental or emotional health.

How's that going for you? I hate seeing you in this much pain, but you don't deserve this at all. Come here.

This evening we can do whatever you need to. Understood? You and I both know that I won't let my friend suffer.

We're going to have a great time. Now tell me more. Is he bothering you again? I know he was trying to get back together last time we spoke.

Okay, well, how do you feel about that? He's certainly not considering your feelings in this, but are you considering your own feelings? Hmm.

Well, you know, you do this thing where you try to please others so much, even at the cost of your own happiness. It's pretty normal. It's also pretty bad.

Okay, I want you to try something for me. Just bear with me. Say this out loud.

He does not contribute to my happiness. Go on, say it. Louder.

You can't be shy when it comes to your mental health. Let yourself go. I promise it will feel relieving.

That's better. How does it feel saying the obvious part out loud? Could you hear your own words? Because that silly little brain of yours sure tends to lock itself in place sometimes.

I just want to make sure it has breathing room. You're feeling better? Good.

You're damn right you feel better. I wouldn't have let anything else slide. You know that.

That asshole has no excuse for how he treated you, and even less of an excuse to want to get back together. What a bitch. You'll be much happier without him.

I know it. I've always been wary around him, so I'll take you told me so as payment now. Thank you very much.

Ah, hey. Hey. Cheer up, please.

You're just looking so sad. I can't stand seeing my bestie like this. You're a mess, emotionally speaking.

But you always keep it so bottled up and hidden away, not showing people how you really feel. You're confident on the outside, but sometimes you tend to let people draw you towards their will. It's not a bad thing, always.

You know, it's admirable, sometimes. But he took advantage of that. Listen, I know you've been feeling all sorts of pain since the breakup.

And even after the processing, well, mostly processing it, you've still got a few lingering feelings. I know he'll twist your words, so you can't be honest with him. Telling him that you have some feelings for him, but that you both need to move on, it's a bad idea.

He'll take that as there's a chance to get back together again. He's like that. You know this.

I think the best course of action for you, my dear bestie, is to just ignore him. You can't say anything more than you've already said, and he's just gonna latch on to whatever you say, like the son of a leech that he is anyway. I know you're feeling hopeless.

Maybe also lonely. Do you miss his touch? Listen, I hate the fucker, but I won't tell you that the good times weren't good.

Other people can touch you too, though. You know that. You're good-looking, and you're a good person.

You're a catch. Hey, don't be sad, please. I'm sad when you're sad.

You will find another partner. I know that for a fact. At least when you're ready.

Okay, it's decided though. We're gonna brush up your dating app profile tonight, and you're gonna get tons of suitors after you. This is not up for discussion.

See, there's a smile. I know all hope wasn't lost. I won't ever give up on you.

You know that, right? I don't make excuses for myself. I always get things done.

I'm pretty great like that. I won't let you down. I'm like that fucker who just runs around and deserts you.

Ow, ow! What? Rickrolled? In this day and age? Ow! Okay, okay.

I deserve that, I guess. You're a good friend. Do I tell you that enough? I appreciate you.

I know I'm the one taking care of you right now, but I never forget the times you've taken care of me, cheered me up, or just been there. You're safety to me, and you've always been like that. You know, sometimes it's not enough to tell someone words of encouragement.

Some things just have to be felt. I meant it when I said you'll find someone else, and I sense that you, my dear friend, need someone right now, even if you know that's just some friendly help. What do you mean, what I mean? You know what.

Here's the rules. You say stop, and I'll stop. Deal? I'm gonna get you off and make you forget about that asshole for the evening.

I love you as a friend, so I'll take good care of you as a friend, so don't get any ideas. Pull your pants down. I meant your underwear, too.

You can't be shy now. This parts the entire point. Now just relax.

Breathe in, and out. Keep doing that for me. I'm gonna eat you out now, bestie.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

So this is what you taste like. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Oh, you taste nice. Mmm.

How does it feel, having my tongue on you? Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Well, do you like it? Mmm.

I'm glad you do, because I'm gonna keep going until you finally feel good. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Take some of that stress off from your poor body. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. So relax.

Just feel my tongue. Mmm. Mmm.

I feel like taking away all of your stress, bestie. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. I know how you work, even if you haven't done this before. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Calling my intuition? Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. I know your favorite food. Mmm.

Mmm. Your favorite show. Your favorite Hawkeye.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Is it really a surprise that I can intuit how you like being pleased as well? Mmm.

It shouldn't be. Mmm. Mmm.

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Mmm. Oh, your rocking hips help me. You're getting restless now, huh? I'm gonna keep going.

Mmm. Mmm. There.

So, you feel good now? Mm-hmm. I knew I could cheer you up.

You know I always do. Seriously though, are you alright? Not just physically, but mentally and emotionally? I'm glad you're feeling better.

Seems like my job here is done. I'm off to Narnia. Ow! Okay, I promise, I'll stay.

Come here. Sometimes, sometimes things hurt. But I won't let anything hurt you too much.

Now, let's watch this damn movie already. I forgot which one it is.