[M4F] Visiting the DILF

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Oh, hi there. How are you doing, neighbor? You lost? You don't come around here often.

This is my backyard. Did you mean to come in here? Oh, I don't know if there's a lot for you to do, but I'm just doing a bit of gardening and landscaping today.

So, well, if you want to watch, then feel free. I'm happy to have some company. What are you doing here, exactly? Yeah, yeah, you're welcome to stay.

Of course, you're my neighbor. Don't be silly. You're always welcome.

You know that. But yeah, what are you doing here? Why did you come to my backyard? You're looking for.

.. You're looking to borrow a screwdriver. Well, yeah, sure.

I got one laying around. Oh, there it is. Yeah, take it.

I've got several. You don't need to. ..

There's no rush in handing it back. What do you need that screwdriver for? Oh, you're installing some furniture.

Okay, what kind? Oh, okay, I bet. Well, did you get them piecewise, like one of those IKEA furnitures? Well, should be easy enough.

Just follow the instructions, right? But if you're struggling, I can of course come over and help you. That's not a problem.

I love doing this stuff. Although IKEA might be a tiny bit too easy for me. I much prefer building it by hand myself.

There's something so nice about just having a piece of wood and thinking about what to do with it. And crafting your own furniture, it's liberating. And you know you'll use it because you made it yourself.

Well, not that you wouldn't be using it, but well, you know what I mean. Well, are you going to go assemble it right now? You can wait.

Okay, well, just let me know. Just holler. I'll come over.

Anyway, see this patch in the garden here? Yeah, I'm going to plant some potatoes. I want to make my own fries and my own mashed potatoes and my own stews.

Because the stuff you buy in the grocery store, you don't always know where that's from. It says on the label, I don't trust it. So better grow it myself, I thought.

And besides, it's a fun thing to do. Watching life grow and taking care of it and being responsible for it. I think that's nice.

Don't you? Yeah, I agree. So I'm going to grow some potatoes over there.

This is already growing. Those are tomatoes. I've got some squash.

I've got some herbs, some garlic, some chives, some dill, even. I thought I'd get into making some, what are they called? Gyros.

You know, the Greek foods. They're real delicious. And yeah, garlic and dill.

I think that's what I read online. Anyway, I can't keep ordering takeout, so I'll just make it myself, I thought. You should come over sometime.

I always do get lonely when I make this whole feast for myself and got no one to share it with. My kids are far away. Can't be bothered to come over for visit, just to have dinner with their old man.

So that's how the days go. I would love some company. Yeah, sure.

Do you want to come inside? I can grab you a coffee and just sit and talk. Do you mind break anyway? I'm getting mighty sore.

My right shoulder's really doing in today. Would you mind just? Yeah, just just rub my shoulder for a sec.

Yeah, just get in there real hard. Oh, that's it. Oh, can you? Can you maybe do a little bit harder? Actually, I'm just.

Oh, yeah, skin on skin. Get there. Dig in.

Oh, oh, fuck. That's the spot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I forgot myself there for a second.

Thought I was in heaven. That did me real good. Thank you so much, neighbor.

Now, where were we? I was. Have you even been here before? No, you haven't.

This is the first time, isn't it? Well, that's my balcony. I built that on my own.

I'm sure you heard the ruckus. Sorry about the noise. This is my kitchen.

I didn't build any of this myself. I just bought this house. But sometimes I do wish I built it all on my own.

Would have been proud of it, you know. Although it is a nice house, I'll say that. And you can always find some construction projects to start anyway.

That is the hallway, if you need the bathroom over to the left upstairs, that's my study and that's the bedroom. Actually, yeah, just come up upstairs. I want to show you something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, let's go. Mind the first step here.

It's a bit tall. So once we get up, you'll notice there's a view towards your house and you know how your wall's kind of slanted and your room is a bit at an angle. Well, this is my bedroom and sometimes I do be looking through this window and I see your room.

And I've noticed you're looking out the window sometimes. I don't think you can see me because I would be 179 degrees to your right, or I guess 89 degrees. Well, you can barely see me, but I can see you just fine, kind of.

And I've noticed you keep staring outside and you're looking all melancholy. I wanted to ask you, are you OK? You seem a bit sad.

Well, I don't particularly like seeing my neighbors sad. If there's anything I can do to help, I'm happy to do that. You just tell me and I'll try my best.

I want to be a good neighbor to you. I want to be. ..

Well, I just want you to feel nice. That's all. And obviously, you aren't.

So tell me, what's up? Maybe it can help telling. ..

Well, I'm not no stranger, but I'm also not your family. Maybe it's a little bit more disconnected this way. Maybe it's easier to just let it out.

I won't tell anyone, I promise. But I'll listen to you. Not today.

Well, I hope someday you'll tell me some things that make you feel sad. Even just saying what they are, sometimes that can feel good in itself. I've done that to my daughter and my son.

And I've learned that sometimes keeping things bottled up, that's not the way. Sometimes you just need to tell people. And sometimes, quite often, actually, they're happy to help you.

They're happy to help you. Well, anyway, you didn't come here to feel all sad. Actually, I don't know why I took you in here.

I guess I felt compelled to show this window. I hope you don't think any bad thoughts about me looking at you in the window. I just happen to catch a glance at you sometimes.

I'm not staring, I promise. I give you the privacy that you need. Sometimes I can't help but notice.

Well, now I realize maybe you'll get kind of self-conscious about that whole window-looking thing. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. I don't know.

You're sweet. I just want you to feel like you've got a neighbor you can talk to. You can just come over, just knock on my door.

Maybe I'll be home. You can just hang out. Well, anyway, this is my bedroom.

Nothing special about it, unless you open that closet. No, no, no, no, don't do that. I'm joking.

It's locked anyway. You wouldn't be able to open it. I'm only joking.

I don't have any secrets in my closet. Hey, I'll tell you if you're really curious about it. Just promise not to tell anyone, okay? I got about 35 pieces of homemade whips and canes and paddles and floggers in that closet.

And I don't know if you can hear, sometimes I bring up a guest or two and I have at them. Voluntary, of course, not harming them. But sometimes they do like being punished a little bit.

Some people like pain, you know? Well, that's what that closet's for. It's always fun in the weekends when I get to open it.

Every now and then, dust it out, take care of the equipment. And hey, maybe craft some new ones. No, I'm not going to show you.

Why would you be curious? What's the reason for that? Hmm.

I think there is one reason you could be curious. Maybe you would like to try sometime. Well, not today.

Today's not a punishment day. Your hair is my guest and that's it for now. You want to test out the bed? Go ahead.

You can jump in it, lay in it. Also built that, if you're wondering. Well, the bed frame anyway.

I don't know how to make a mattress. But the mattress is quite comfy, isn't it? Now, what are you doing? Hold on.

You're posing. Yeah, you're posing for me. All seductive like.

Young woman, do you think that's going to work on me? Lifting your leg up ever so sensually and looking all coy with those eyes darting between my body and my face, my hands, my forearms, these strong arms that built half of the furniture in this house. Well, I bet you're just imagining what I can do with those hands, aren't you? Well, maybe you won't have to imagine.

Let me just get in bed with you. Now, this angle I haven't seen you from. How do you like it? How do you like the view from down there? I bet you didn't think that I would be towering over you this morning, did you? Or maybe you did.

Did you wake up dreaming of me? Did you wake up thinking today will be the day I pop over for a visit? Today I try.

Well, you're not the first, but I think you're cute. I think you're a good young lady. So how about I feel between your legs here? Yeah, keep rocking those hips up for me, pretty girl.

I'll show you some things that those boys of yours haven't learned yet. Let me get my fingers inside. Oh, you take me in so easily, missy.

Oh, you take me in so easily, missy. Well, you feel nice inside. You're warm, welcoming, wet.

It's almost like you're sucking my fingers in. Mm-hmm. All right.

Well, let me just stroke that spot a little bit back and forth. Yeah, I'm just going to work you up a little bit before I really start. Yeah, just like you have to warm up a car before driving in winter.

I'm going to drive you hard. How does that feel, sweetie? Is everything okay? Yeah? Well, you just tell me if you're not feeling all too good.

I'll stop. I promise. Lay back and enjoy this.

Yeah, today you can be my little plaything. Mm-hmm. Oh, gosh.

I'm quite a lot older than you. Do you have a thing for older men? It's just part of your fetish, huh? I don't mind.

I think it's nice that you look up to your elders. Mm-hmm. Okay.

I think you're all warmed up now. I'm going to start lifting my fingers up and down between your walls. Yeah, let me use all my muscles.