Script by me. Former Patreon Exclusive.
What's up, Mommy? What do you mean, all? I'm not all shy and stuff? I don't know, but for whatever reason, I'm feeling pretty confident.
Well, you see, I drank something. What is that? What did you do with it? I thought it was water, but, you know, it tastes so different, but, you know, it is what it is.
Huh? What was that? Oh, that actually kind of makes sense now that I think about it.
I mean, I know you're into all those potions and stuff, but, you know, you know, I'm feeling pretty good right now, Mommy. Oh, well, you mean, why don't you make me? Oh, you're getting kind of mad at me, aren't you? Well, you see, you shouldn't have left it out like that.
How was I supposed to know it was a potion? I mean, I guess, but, you know, what's the potion even supposed to do? I've never really, I kind of figured it was a potion after I drank it, but I don't even know what it's doing.
It's making me feel kind of, you know, sassy. Ha! Well, uh, yeah, that's, uh, interesting.
Who would have thought that I'd be right about that? I never really understood your potions, but, whatever. How long is it supposed to last? I guess you're stuck with me like this for a little longer.
Oh, my goodness, uh, I hope it doesn't wipe my memories, because this is actually kind of cool. I don't know. I've never felt like this before.
It actually feels really good. Like, maybe you should make more of these potions so I can drink them, drink the sass potions. Oh, you don't want it? Hmm, you want me to be your good boy? You always want me to be your good, innocent boy, don't you? Hmm.
Well, ooh, fucking woo! I'm not going to be all innocent today. I'm going to be feeling really sassy after that.
Oh, yeah. You're going to have to deal with this now. Oh, come on.
You created this. You made this happen. You know that, right, Mommy? What are you doing? Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Mommy. It's okay. You don't have to have me do anything like that.
Um, uh, what? Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Choke! Ah. Ugh, what did you, what'd you do? Oh, oh, God, I feel.
Oh, hey, um, mommy, what? Oh, crap, I just had a weird dream. Yeah, I was really, you know, sassy and kind of rude to you, mommy.
That, that was real? Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, my God, mommy.
I'm so fucking sorry, mommy. I'm so sorry. Shit.
Oh, my God, that was horrible. Why? Why? Oh, God, I feel like shit.
I'm so, I'm so fucking sorry, mommy. I, I am, I know, but, oh, God, I can't believe I was acting all sassy and stuff. Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me, mommy. I shouldn't have drank that. It's not your fault.
I don't know what I was thinking. I was really thirsty, and I saw that out there, so I drank it because I thought it was water, but then I realized it was a potion. I figured it would be fine, but turns out I would then become very sassy from that.
Yeah, um, it's pretty weird. Uh, I, um, feel really bad about this. I don't know what to say.
I have really no excuses for this, honestly. I just, oh, God, why did I do this? Oh, my God, does it feel like crap? Oh, my God, you know, I really hope you'll forgive me because I, uh, I really, really, really hate that I did that.
Okay, good, good, but, uh, I promise never to do that again. I, God damn, that was terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Shit, I'm so sorry, mommy. I, mm, I know, I know. I'll be, I'll be more careful in the future, okay, mommy? I promise.
Okay, um, yeah, uh, thank you for, uh, stopping me before I went completely crazy. Uh, um, I'm sorry you had to deal with that, mommy. I'm really, really sorry.
I love you so much, and I want to be your good boy no matter what, and it hurts knowing that I was like that. Okay, okay, I'm so much better. Thank you, um, mommy.
I'm so, so sorry. I know, but I, I really mean it. I just, ugh, it was so weird, you know? I just felt so, ugh, it just, ew, it hurts thinking about what I did.
It really, really hurts knowing that I got all sassy like that. Oh my God, oh my God, I'm so sorry, mommy. I'm so sorry.
I know, I know, I guess I have a habit of that, don't I? But, you know, I really mean it. I just, oh my God.
That really, really was just, ugh, I don't even know what to say. I have nothing really to defend myself for, but it was just so bad. Ugh.
I know, I know, mommy, but I really just, I don't feel like it's that easy to just excuse what I did. Oh my goodness. Are you really sure, mommy? You're the best, but I promise I'll do better, and I will never do that again, okay? Good.
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