[M4F] Doing chores together leads to more together

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If I listened to your lies, would you say I'm a man without conviction, I'm a man who doesn't know how to stand up? The contradiction, you go and go, you go and go I've been on the floor for two hours trying to get this line of dirt to sweep over the lip of the dustpan Yeah, I'm trying and trying and the line gets smaller but there must be something magical about it because it never completely goes away Yeah, just, if you hold the pan for me, yeah like that, on the angle, and I can blow the rest of it in Okay, I don't know if there's a little ant in there, he's all dusty, let me get him out Come on little guy, that's it, get on my finger, there we are, let me just put him out the window It reminds me, there was this time one of my senior academic colleagues at work was telling me about the ants he found in his house So keep in mind, this guy's like, I don't know, in his 60s or something, and he's a bit of a genius, right? He's one of like the foremost experts on film in the country Anyway, he was telling me that he was having problems with ants at home and it started a couple of weeks previous, right?

He'd found like a couple of ants on his kitchen windowsill and he immediately gets paranoid about getting an infestation, right? So, you know what this genius did to get rid of them? He tells me he got a little plate and put some honey on it and put it outside on the ground under the window And I was like, why would you do that?

And he's like, I'm drawing them out, I'm luring them out of the house And I'm like, no, that's not gonna work And he says, yeah, it's tricky because the neighbor's cat must be eating it because it keeps disappearing and the ants are only getting worse And I was like, hey, it's not a cat, cats don't eat honey, you're just attracting every ant in the neighborhood to your window I'm like, you probably started a fucking colony, man And he's like, oh, yeah, okay And I say, you just stop that And he's like, can you cover my tutorial for me this afternoon? I gotta go home And I'm like, sure, but why? And he's like, because this morning, before I left, I spread a whole jar of honey all over the walls of my house so the cats couldn't get at it Anyway, but we're not quite finished the chores Come here You wanna help me with one last little chore?

One last little chore We need to wash our hands before we do this one, though Yeah Come here, come to the sink, let me wash your hands with mine And let me come around behind you Yeah Let's get the water nice and warm Yeah And the soap, it's so mild Yeah, it's this hydrating high kicker that's in New Zealand flags And it's such a soft lather, right? It smells amazing, huh? Yeah We just need to wash our hands so clean Just like this Rub them all over Yeah And rinse them And now we have one more chore to do Do you know what that is?

We need to make each other feel really good And don't move, I like being behind you Just let me Get these clothes Out of the way Yeah Let's get this dress off Yeah Let me release your bra now, so your boobs can sit on my palms Yeah That's nice Yes, I feel good Now hike your panties down for me Get them down Right around your ankles Yeah Now step out of them Kick them away You like that? Are your knees going weak? You can just lean forward on the bench Yeah, like that Now let me reach around you and get my fingers down Yeah Just right down there, I need to check something God, yeah You're so hot and steamy down there I'm just gonna touch you And bite your shoulders a little No, no, no Keep your legs closed a little longer I'm gonna angle my cog down between the back of your thighs Yeah Can you feel it resting against you?

Can you feel it pushing in there now? That's good Yeah You know what will happen if you open your legs, don't you? Yeah Let me feel this big hard cock spring up against your droopy little slit Yeah Fuck Lean forward Yeah, like that Now move back and forward and rub that cock all around your pussy lips while I play with your clit That's good Yeah Use this cock to separate your pussy lips Fuck There Rub your wetness all over it All over it You want that nice full feeling of it pushing inside you?

Angle your hips Back Take it In Fuck Yeah It's tight Push back on that Oh, fuck Yeah, you're wet in there Let it press in Right into that tight little hole Yeah God, I love feeling it squeezing Okay, fuck me right in there, babe Yeah, let it reach right up deep in your body Spread your legs a bit more so I can really touch that throbbing little clit now Fuck, you're so soft and wet Yeah I can feel the walls of your pussy opening around my cock Let your body relax right open and feel me entering you Over And over Yeah Fucking on this cock Keep going Smack that ass back against my hips That's it Yeah, I'm fucking burying my cock right up into your little pussy over and over There Yeah, I'm so fucking achy for you Oh, fuck Don't come on my finger yet No, no, no Hold that I love touching your little button Making you release on me Yeah You're gonna let your pussy burst all over my cock Yeah, you ready for me to pump you full from behind? I'm so ready, babe Yeah, I'm gonna drive all this cum right up into your wet hole now Fuck, I need it Yeah Yeah, you bend over and feel me rub your clit while I fuck you full Yeah God, I'm gonna cum now Fuck, yeah, you make your sweet little pussy release all over me Yeah Yeah, there Here it comes I can feel it coming Fuck, here it is I'm cumming Cumming Fuck Oh, I'm fucking into you Come with me There it is, gorgeous Oh, I'm fucking bursting in you There Oh, don't stop Don't stop Fucking push it back on me Yeah Push your orgasm right down onto my cock Oh, there, there, there Release all over me, babe There it is, babe Fucking make me feel that pussy swallowing me More, more Keep going I'm gonna fuck this cock so hard There Fuck, that's it That's it That's perfect Mmm Oh my God Quick, let me give you my t-shirt Or else we'll have to mop the floor again Here, here Just hold it between your legs while we catch our breath Fuck It's a pity it's not my Pussy Riot t-shirt That would have been perfect All the flaming lips All the velvet underground Oh, fuck Hold it between your legs Okay, okay, okay Okay, just hold it there Come lie with me on the couch, okay? Yeah, come on You'll have to walk finally, yeah That's it It's okay Come on, get here Get here Make a couch snuggle Oh my God, I love you Kiss me It sure was not so bad, huh?

Not as long as boy George is helping.