Hey, what's up? You look a little bit lost there. Is it your first time here? I bet so.
I know practically everybody here except for you, so I got a little bit curious when I saw a cute little thing like you walk in. I've never seen you before, so first drinks on me. You're looking at me like I'm all suspicious and stuff.
Well good on you. Did you read a bunch of WikiHow articles on how to stay safe when you go out drinking or something? Yeah.
I could tell. I could tell by how meekly you approach the bar and everything. Not sure how to get my attention.
It's definitely your first time going to a bar, isn't it? I knew it. But what do you mean you didn't want my attention? I'm flattering myself.
Sweetie, I think you've been mistaken. I'm the bartender. Oi, oi, oi.
Did you think I was hitting on you? Pretty little thing. Don't get all right now.
Tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you. I'd love to give you your first legal drink. Okay, maybe I did that on purpose.
Not a bad marketing technique though, right? So you're going to leave me like a big tip at the end of the night? I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look, you just looked a little bit nervous.
It's all right. You'll get to know everybody here slowly. Besides, I wasn't lying when I said that I was curious when you walked in.
I mean, it's not every day you get to see a pretty little thing strut in like that and then pace back and forth between the bar and the couches. You looked so awkward. I had to come in and rescue you like a cat out of the water.
So come around here to the edge of the bar and I will take good care of you. Stop acting all tough. Bartenders can spot little novice like you from a mile away.
I bet you don't even know what's in any of these drinks, do you? So does that mean I like get to introduce you to all of them? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop looking at me like that. I'm not making fun of you. I'm genuinely excited to take someone's first time.
Sorry, I can't help it. Dirty jokes are sort of my thing. So let's see.
Do you know what any of the drinks on the happy hour board are? Not really? I don't want to give you a drink that you end up disliking as your first one.
So why don't you just tell me about what you do like other than me? And I'll make something custom just for you. Okay, okay.
Oh, damn, you're picky. Maybe I shouldn't have asked that question. Okay.
Okay. Uh-huh. Why don't you try this then? And just so you know, I'm very sensitive to criticism.
So please smile even if you end up disliking it. Or maybe that's too much to ask. But go on, lift it up, tilt your head, and have a sip.
So how was it? Did I do a good job? You're pouting? I said to smile even if you didn't like it.
Did you dislike it? You liked it? Why the face then? Did you just not want to admit that I was pretty good at my job? How heartless.
That's all right though. I'm not really opposed to a pretty little thing like you playing hard to get with me. You'll loosen up to me bit by bit.
So tell me, what's a doll like you coming in alone on a weekday no less? Usually we only get the regulars or people coming in for a drink because the liquor stores are already closed. Ah, I see.
Well, I'll keep you company. As long as you keep ordering drinks of course. That is what pays the bills after all.
Besides, I'd love to have you taste a couple other things. I'd love to introduce you to the wonderful world of the little bar drinks we have here. Okay, so keep on drinking and let me brainstorm a couple other drinks that you might enjoy.
So, what do you do for work? What's gotten you so stressed out all day that you had to come into a bar on the weekday? Ah, I see, I see.
What do you mean? Well, of course, I flirt with my customers a little bit. Anything to get the big tip at the end of the day.
Yeah, you know what I mean. Is that your favorite color? Let's see if I can make a drink of that color.
Does it? Yeah, I think that sometimes too. Doesn't the night make everything look better all of a sudden? Though I'm pretty sure you're just as mind blowing.
Oh, you're so funny. I'm so glad that you picked tonight to walk in. But hey, hey, slow down there.
I know it tastes pretty good, but you can't drink it that fast. I don't want to end up having to mop your drool off the floor tonight, okay? Ah, you're the type that needs a lot of attention, huh? I don't mind.
Alright, well, let me know if you need another one. You can just give me a wink next time, and I'll come for you, baby. Okay, yeah, yeah, get back to my job.
Hey, hey, little miss. Um, the bar is actually closing up now. Yeah, you fell asleep on the couch? Here, I got you some water.
Drink up, or you're going to end up with a really bad hangover. Wow, do you need help opening it? Alright.
No, it's okay. Don't apologize. Maybe I shouldn't have given you that last drink.
I mean, I know you didn't drink that much, but I guess I still overestimated you. Yeah, well, you were talking up a storm just a couple of minutes before you passed out on our couches. It was fun getting to know you.
Um, so do you know how you're going to get home? You're going to take your car home? Sorry, but that is a no-can-do, miss.
I can't let you go off and do something so reckless. I feel a bit at fault here, so. ..
How about I let you stay for a bit longer while I clean up? It'll take me a while, so maybe you'll be fine afterwards, but I'll be the judge of that. Can't have a potential regular let themselves get hurt now, can I? Just the rest up here, and I'll finish up my work.
I also have some more water and some ice cream behind the bar, so let me know if you need anything, okay? Did you need some more water? All right, give me a second.
Um, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey now, miss.
What do you think you're doing? I don't remember saying that I was on the menu. I will let it slide just once, because you're definitely still drunk.
But don't go any further than this, okay? Here's your water. Now go lie back down.
You don't wanna. You just wanna keep fumbling around with my buttons. You're so out of it, you can't even undo my shirt.
Go lie down, really, really. I know that I was a bit of a flirt earlier, but that's just part of the gig, okay? It's not my style to.
.. do this. ..
with. .. you.
Stop. Stop. Stop unbuttoning them.
Or I'll get mad. No, seriously. On my.
.. on my neck. On my neck.
Fine, fine, fine. I'll. ..
I'll indulge you a little. You're lucky you're cute. Congratulations.
You managed to take my shirt off. So, do you like what you see? Really? Kiss your favorite part then.
Hey, hey, hey. I'm in on my chest. What are you doing getting down on your knees? My waist.
You like my waist the most. Uh-huh. So, come on then.
Kiss me up and down. I took care of you all night, just as I promised, so. ..
So. .. is this my big tip? Maybe you're not.
.. as inexperienced as I thought you were. Lucky you're driving me wild like this.
Fuck. Not the innocent girl I thought you are, huh? Go ahead, little girl.
It's after hours, so you get to serve me now. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. You went.
.. you started off a little bit too eager there. Take a second, okay? Didn't I teach you how to.
.. No, you didn't do anything wrong. I'm pretty sure that lots of guys would love your eager approach, but.
.. I kind of like it nice and slow. Just like I told you on the first drink, right? I want you to take your time with it.
It's all right. I'm going to teach you just how I like it. First, take the tip in your mouth.
Just like that. Yeah. Just like that.
Now go all the way down, slowly. It's okay if you gag. Girls look really pretty when they gag.
Especially girls like you. Girls like you look so pretty tearing up this way. Now, I'm going to hold you down on it, okay? Don't worry, sweetie, I won't push you too hard.
Now, stick your tongue out. Yeah, that's right. Lick around the base.
Good girl. Still listening to me? Even while you're choking? Do you need some air now, sweetie? Your hair feels so good in my fist.
That's right. You did so well warming me up like that. Now, press your face against my waist.
Let my dick rest on your pretty little cheeks. Catch your breath while you pant against it. Did that feel good, baby? Am I your favorite drink here now? Hey, hey, hey, look at me when I talk.
Don't let it distract you too much. Or what? Can't think with it throbbing against your face like this? Am I too much for you? No? Good.
Now take your bra off. That's right. Come over here to the couches with me.
Let me wrap my tie around your neck and. .. There you go.
Now I can just lie back and tug on this like a leash. Pull your shirt up, sweetie. Yeah.
Just above your nipples. Good girl. Now take my dick between your breasts and.
.. That's right. You know what to do, baby.
Maybe get it wet like this. Spit on it. Get it nice and wet between your tits and me.
Hurry up or I'll tighten your leash again. Get it nice and wet. That's right.
You're gonna let me fuck your tits. I'm gonna fuck your pretty breasts while you drool on it. And then.
.. I'm gonna come all over your face. I'm gonna have my cum rolling down your neck.
Because you've been such a naughty girl tonight. You've been such a needy girl tonight. Needing all my attention like this.
That's right. Bounce yourself up and down. Oh, good girl.
Oh, good girl. Oh, fuck. Oh, good girl.
Oh. .. Oh, you're doing so well.