[M4F] Backstabbed by the Rogue

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That goblin that we slayed back in the castle, it irks me that we had to move on so fast. Don't you reckon he had more loot on him? Goblins are checkery bastards.

They always have something more up their sleeve. Maybe literally. We should go check in the morning.

Everyone keeps telling me that I'm loot obsessed. But you don't get it. We don't get paid by the guild.

The guild is greedy. It's got too much competition. What are we but a drop in the ocean of other quest takers? The guild has good business and they know it.

They can just pick anyone they like and pay them minimally. We are being paid minimally. We should check for more loot.

I can't believe that innocent paladin gets to call all of the shots. Sure he's good to have as a leader in battle, but when it comes to strategy, well, his heart is too pure to make a living in this world. He is content with praying to the gods and living off of the donations made to the Church of the Light.

Well, I'm not a member, and even if I was, they wouldn't welcome me. It works out for him, but for none of us. So remind me, why does he get to make all the shots now again? Nobody ever gives a good reason.

Everybody loves the paladin. Well, it won't be long anyway. What does that mean? Let's just say I've had it with this antics.

Are you with me? No. So you'll just blindly follow this lawful good preacher, this justicar? Don't you ever disagree with the law? Don't you ever think that the law is made good? Not always.

Well, I think it's time to leave. And if you're not with me, you're against me. Pulls knife.

Do you understand? I can't have you witnessing this. So I'll just have to teach you a lesson to keep your mouth shut.

Or perhaps, perhaps I stay in the party. Maybe I still follow you. Keep you on your toes.

Wouldn't that be just awful? I'll just play along like I've always done and snag some loot here and there. Maybe a little bit of extra.

You know, I deserve it. I work hard. All this lockpicking that you're having me do, all this disarming of traps, it's dangerous.

I do deserve a little bit of extra. So what do you say I stick around instead? I could still have my fun.

I'm just so sick of following the rules all the time. No, you don't want me to stay. Not when I've pulled my knife on you.

Or I could do it again. Yes, I very well could. That's true.

You know, I was about to say that I would fuck off from this party. But that made me think, what if I actually do fuck off? Really fuck off.

Yeah. You know, I watch you in your sleep. You make these poses that just.

.. It makes me want to have you right there and then. But the Paladin wouldn't allow that.

He would strike me down, smite me for being immoral. Even if you agreed to it. Even if you also enjoy it.

He would stop us. You know he would. No, he is too self-righteous to let anyone fuck in this camp.

But what if we do it quietly? What if you fucking me is your little goodbye gift to me? To send me off? I promise you won't see me again.

Now, thieves have no honor. But I do promise you that. I don't want to come back anyway.

But I do want some fun. If you'll give me that, you won't see me. Do we have ourselves a deal? You can hate me as much as you want, but at least you'll get something that you want out of this.

So why don't you start by pulling down those trousers? Yeah, that's it. Show yourself off a little bit for me.

I want to see you wiggle that butt for me. Just like you do in your sleep. Oh, yeah.

Mmm. Oh, you are pretty. And your undergarments too.

I want you naked. You don't mind if I start stroking my cock, do you? This is just another night for me, stroking myself to you laying there on the ground.

Except this time, you're awake. What, you think I want all this time without getting off? Then who else would I have gotten off to? That pig barbarian off sleeping in the mud? Or the paladin? No, I'm not into that shit.

I'm into something more appealing, such as you. And I know you're not serving as the paladin. You've got a more real aura around you.

You know, I like you. But it's okay if you hate me. I'll still just.

.. Yeah, turn around on all fours. I'm coming up behind you.

You can consider this part of the back stabbing too, if you'd like. I'm entering now. Start fucking.

I've been waiting for this for a long time. All those sleepless nights. Stroking myself slowly.

Keeping myself on the edge, but not coming. Not every night, no. Looking at that pretty butt just moving and squirming in your sleep.

You've been having nightmares. Judging by the way that you move, I think you might. Stay upright.

Keep arcing your back for me. We gotta keep quiet, though. Or else the paladin wakes up and smites us both.

You know I can charm myself out of a situation like this. You've got next to no charm. He'd believe me if I told him a lie.

So you just let it happen, okay? Try to enjoy it. With that kite of yours.

I'm close already. Keep going. I'm close.

Ah! Alright. That's it, then.

I'll come after you. I'll leave you alone. You won't see me again.

We can call it that. Farewell, my sweet. I'll find some other party instead.

Goodbye. Good night.