[M4A] Ramble at a Drive-In Movie

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Hi guys, sorry if the audio quality on this varies quite a lot. I'm actually driving on my way to the movie theater, well it's not a movie theater, it's an outdoor movie theater, right? Like those drive-in ones that they always have in like those scary horror movies where like they have the giant bugs and stuff, but yeah I thought it would be really awkward for me to post the audio of me literally jerking off in a movie theater publicly without, um, I don't know, putting some kind of context or, I don't know, just adding a little extra into it.

I feel like if I just posted it without context I'd feel like such a creep. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna have like a little adventure together, right? So you know the best part about drive-in movie theaters, right, is you get to sneak in a ton of food and you can have like a little picnic inside your car and you get like all those blankets and stuff.

So I am actually in need of some new blankets and I also need to get some skincare stuff and I also need to buy food. So I'm gonna go head to the store very quickly with you guys and we're gonna pick out like snacks and stuff. What kind of snacks should I get? If you guys know me or have been to my live streams or hang out with me on my Discord, you know that I can't decide what to eat.

It takes me hours to convince, well first it takes hours for me to be convinced to eat. Like my body has to convince me that I'm actually hungry, otherwise I'm like, I don't know, I feel like I don't need to. I feel like I don't need that.

I feel like I've surpassed the biological need to eat. But I'm definitely really hungry right now. I don't want to fap while like starving.

That's so funny to say. It's so silly to say. I think my first stop is going to be, I kind of need to go to a vape shop.

Like I can't, I left my house very early because I wanted to have time to do all the things I wanted to do because I very rarely leave my house at this point and like other than school I very rarely ever leave. Partly because of anxiety, partly because so much work. Let me not get into the anxiety thing, but.

So how is your day going? Right now it's still sunny for me, it's really nice. The movie that I'm going to watch is Jurassic something, Jurassic Domination? Jurassic Dominion? I don't know, something along those lines.

I actually haven't watched a movie in a theater since, I had a really bad date in like 2020. I think, I think that's when Avengers came out. It was the Avengers, I don't know what year it was, but it was when Avengers Endgame came out and I went on a date with a guy and it was just not it.

I mean, okay, well it ended pretty hot. Like we were, let me, is it okay if I tell that story? Skip like five minutes if you don't want to hear the story.

Maybe just one minute, but I went on a date with this guy at, so we went to a really, really fancy pizza place. I know that it sounds bad because we went to a pizza place, but like, trust me, it was very expensive pizza and it was really good. I drank a lot of wine.

Then there's a movie theater next to the place. So we went there, watched Avengers Endgame, and then outside of the movie theater, because it was like already abandoned. Because you remember how Avengers Endgame was so big that like movie theaters were running it for like 20 hours a day.

Well, when we watched it, it was already, we got out at like 3am and we started making out at the water fountain. Like there was no water in it. So because like the area was still under construction, like it was a new like shopping center area.

So we're basically full on doing things in the fountain publicly. Okay. You know what? I guess, I guess this is my first time doing stuff at a pub, like at a theater, but we're messing around and like this cop, um, like at the moment it was hot, but like in retrospect it was weird.

But like this cop kept like circling us, right? And being like slowing down and just pausing and just watching us like messing around. And we were like, are we going to be under arrest or not? We were like, if he's going to do something, he should have done it by now.

And he like didn't do anything and it was just weird. And it wasn't until like the fourth time around that we were like, oh, he's enjoying this. And then we were just like, fuck it.

Let's just go. Let's just go at it. Um, how did I get to that tangent? Anyway, I hope the audio quality on my phone isn't too bad.

I, okay guys, I actually gave in and I bought an iPhone for better audio quality from just like recording without a mic attached as well as facial tracking for, um, when I do my live streams in my VTuber model, whenever that thing's completed. It's not right yet, but I'm so excited to get it. Cause then I can get like, I can post like cute little voice memos on Twitter and sometimes they'll be cute.

Sometimes they'll be hot. Sometimes they'll be just really cursed. Like, like I'll, I'll make it so like, it seems like I have a schedule.

I'll make it seem like I have a schedule, right? So like people will think, oh, he posts good morning at like 6am and good night at like 9pm. And he like, um, I don't know, like I'll make it a schedule so people know what to expect and be like, oh, that's when they're going to post the cute one or the hot one.

But like what I'm really going to do is like every now and then I'll just drop like a, I'll just drop something cursed. What, what is it going to be? And I'm not going to tell you because then you'll, you'll expect it, but it's going to be cursed.

It's going to be something. Oh my goodness. And um, so recently I saw a bunch of like drama on Reddit and I'm like, okay, so I was going to, okay, so I was, I was going to not say anything until they dragged me into it.

And I was like, okay, I generally don't like to pick fights. I'm not a fighter. Actually, that's a lie.

I'm a very big fighter. I'm very much a very big fighter. Maybe not physically.

I mean, I'm like, I'm a, I've got, I'm a big tall dude. Right. But like still not physically.

I guess I'm going to have to slow down. There are these little kids crossing with their soccer. I can't believe people, actually, you know what, to each their own.

I don't understand the fun of kicking around a ball, actually, maybe I do understand the fun of kicking a ball. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to record while I'm in the store. I mean, it's not like I'm like some YouTuber carrying out a camera and stuff, so they probably won't be as bothered.

But like at the same time, it might be too loud and it might be like, it might like break a ton of immersion. Also, if I record every single time I go shopping, it's probably going to be like a deathly long audio. You're probably going to be deceased by the time that you're done listening to this or you're going to be impatient and be like, I wanted to not, and it's been like seven minutes of you talking and you haven't moaned yet.

Don't worry, don't worry, I promise I'll tell you guys when the, when the, when the sexy stuff starts, I'll just post in the description or something or I'll splice it in like right now. If I didn't splice it in just now, then it means that I just wrote in the description I was too lazy to record later and edited it. Okay, we're at the first store.

There's a lot of people here right now. It might be too loud for me to record. What did I say I was buying? Oh my, oh, I kind of want a new toothbrush.

One second. Sorry, I'm a germaphobe. Okay.

I'll be back. Okay guys, not gonna lie, I walked into the gas station wondering what my objective was for coming here. And then I remembered I was going to buy like some alcohol, because you guys think I'm going to do that sober.

It needs a little bit of liquid courage. It's a little, sorry, it's a little bit scary doing this. So I have my liquid courage.

Now I'm going to go to Walmart because I want, actually wait, should I get sushi from Kroger? Wait, what am I eating? Oh, I can't even ask you guys because this isn't a stream and I'm recording.

Okay. Sorry. It's kind of hard for me to choose to eat because like, if I'm going to eat, it's like I'm going to be really picky about what goes in my body.

You know what I mean? Not because I'm a health nut. I'm not really a health nut.

I'm a germaphobe, but I'm not a health nut. It's more like, it's a lot of calories to eat, so like I'm going to be picky. I'm going to spoil myself.

Oh my gosh. Wait, I should go to H-E-B. Wait.

I don't know. I kind of want a little bit dessert, but I also kind of want sushi. I really want fish.

Oh, by the way, speaking of Japanese food, I'm going to be doing a song cover. I'm going to be doing the song cover from One Piece Red, like the movie. I'm going to be doing Uta, New World.

So excited to do that one. I've been working on it a lot recently, but the deadline's a lot sooner than I'd like it to be because the movie came out pretty soon. Well, it came out recently, like a couple days ago, which is why the guy that I partnered with, the producer, he wants me to get it done fast so we can get on the trend, which, you know, understandable on that grind.

Me too. Oh, I'm so hungry. My tummy is grumbling.

Okay, I'm going to have to pick quick. Oh, I'm kind of the type of person who doesn't, I eat like once a day. I eat once a waking cycle because I get tired after I eat.

Oh, and the cool thing about this movie theater, right, is it shows, it's like, so there's like two sides to it. Ice has been to this movie theater as well, but there's two sides to it and you can switch freely between the sides once you have your ticket in and they showed two different movies on both sides, so it's a total of four movies, but there's two going on at the same time at all times, so you kind of have to choose between one or the other. Sorry, did that make any sense? I don't think it did.

If I listened to this, I don't think it would. I think they have, I think there's a horror movie on one side, which I'm definitely going to watch. I love horror movies.

And then the other side I believe is, I think it's, oh yeah, the movie that we're going to, the Jurassic one, and I picked that one because I was like, Jurassic's probably going to be really loud, which means I can get away with like moaning. I'm not sure if I'm going to, I don't know how it's going to sound. I don't know how the wet sounds are going to sound either.

I'm so sorry if it turns out pretty scuffed. I'm trying my best. I'm doing my best.

Okay, just know that I did it and I did it for you. I jerked off in theater for you. Oh my God, I sound like such a pervert.

I swear I'm not. I swear I'm not. By the way, guys, if you know Enrico Zanitani, did you guys see the teaser of his new model? I know that I showed you guys a teaser of my model, but like his model has, his model is more, more-ish completed than mine.

He has the belly tats already. Mine doesn't have my belly tats, but it's spicy. Enrico is really unhinged on stream, but like really chill out of stream, by the way.

I like his person. Okay. So I'm not, so, you know, I'm an alien.

I'm an ASMR streamer. I'm really chill all the time except for like those very few occasional blips or I become full unhinged, but even then I'm not as unhinged as Enrico. I don't know how anyone can have that much energy during a stream.

I can't. I can't handle that much energy. And I, I, I like stop by his streams quite often because, um, I don't know.

I just want to say hi to my friends, want to let them know that I support them. But at the same time, like I'll, I just lurk and then I leave because, um, I can't handle high energy for that amount of time as a low energy person, you know? Okay.

So I think, actually, okay, I was telling myself that I would go to Kroger and like pick up sushi there and then get the skincare. What I'm thinking is maybe I'm going to go to Walmart and pick up my skincare stuff. And then I'll go to Kroger to pick up sushi because Kroger is more expensive than Walmart.

And we are frugal. Um, so let me drive there. It's only like a couple more minutes away, but then what would we get? There's not much food around, um, the area where Walmart's in except for like fast food.

But like, I don't eat meat and I don't eat cheese. Well, okay, that's a lie. I eat cheese.

It's just, it's just like a risk factor. I have to assess like how, how likely I am to die if I eat. And by die, I mean die.

Like, I mean like allergic, allergic. I don't mean like, like I'm going to have a bad poop. That's not what I mean by saying like I'll die.

I mean, I'll like die. I mean like I need an EpiPen. Um, yeah, I think we'll do that.

Yep, that's the plan. We are going to go to Walmart. I've never been the type who's been super picky about my skincare routine.

I actually like skincare products that don't have much in them at all. You know what I mean? If anything, I like exfoliation the most.

Big fan of exfoliation. I like how it feels on my skin. And like nothing's grosser than dead skin on someone's face, right? Actually, did you know that like 90% of the dust inside your home is your dead skin? Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm saying really gross facts, aren't I? I'm saying really gross facts when I'm meant to be turning you on. Um, I hope you skip ahead now.

But yeah, I watched a YouTube video all about that. And I was like, that's gross, but also cool. I had so much dust built up on my fan that I cleaned the other day.

Did you guys know that I'm an obsessive cleaner? I was actually in the middle of a League of Legends game with my friend Ace the other day. And then I was suddenly like, actually, I need to clean and just like abandon the whole thing.

I was, uh, I started vacuuming. I started throwing stuff away. I threw a lot of old makeup away.

Like, I'm a makeup hoarder. Because I love old makeup. I'm a makeup hoarder.

I'm a makeup hoarder. I'm a makeup hoarder. I'm a makeup hoarder.

I'm a makeup hoarder. Cause I like, I like doing like cool makeup looks or like special effects and stuff. Right? I had a lot of stuff that was like old.

Like I'm talking, I think, okay. So the average was probably like a year ago. But like I had stuff from like two years ago, three years ago, four years ago.

I had one thing. I had an eyebrow stencil that I don't like and like use like twice. And it is from like 2016.

It was from the era where I was still like doing my makeup in my high school bathroom. Because I didn't want to do it at home. Because I don't want my parents to catch me.

Nowadays, I don't really do that often. I think I look fine without it now. I think I was just mostly insecure when I was younger.

And also, I'm getting closer to the age of 24. And it's my firm scientific fact slash opinion that I think people reach peak hotness at 24. Not to say that if you're above the age of 24, you're like past your prime, you know.

But I feel like I've never seen an ugly 24 year old. I think everybody who's 24 is really hot. Like Darren Criss when he was 24.

Slurping, slurping, I'm slurping. Or like, oh wait. Actually, let me stop naming names.

Let's not do that. It's not telling you my tastes. What's your skincare routine? Would you guys like to do a skincare routine? Safer work audio.

I would like to. I actually used to be so obsessed. And I would like watch all these YouTube reviews.

And I would watch beauty gurus and all that stuff. And then it came to my attention that really most of the stuff, if it doesn't harm your skin, is fine for you to use. And it'll probably do its job.

And if you need anything other than basic stuff for just taking care of your skin or keeping it hydrated and all that stuff. If you have some kind of actual problem area or stuff like that, it's better to get professional help. I would probably just go to a dermatologist if you are able to get one.

If you're privileged enough to get one. I wasn't really able to until I was older and could afford stuff on my own. But don't worry! Things can be fixed later on.

Now I've got clear skin. And I literally looked like a geode. I looked like a geode in high school.

I was a rock formation. Is my fans too loud? Is my car's fans too loud? I'm so sorry.

I'm not audio monitoring. Like, obviously. But! Okay, so I did bring my microphone.

And I brought. .. Okay, I did bring headphones.

But I brought my microphones. I brought two of them. Because I usually.

.. Sorry. I have two of them.

I usually have one recording my voice and one recording my wet sounds. And I'm going to be sneaking those in too. And I'm going to try my best not to look like a weirdo.

I mean, like, okay, wait. I kind of dressed up in a crop top. I dressed up in joggers in a crop top.

So maybe I am a weirdo. Because, okay, I live in Texas. So they're going to think I'm a weirdo for wearing a crop top when I'm a man.

But. .. Yeah, they're just going to assume I'm a weirdo.

I'm rolling up to that place alone. With, like, microphones. Hidden food everywhere.

Wow. Sheesh. This turn is so tight.

Like your mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Okay. I think I can take you guys into this story.

Watch me get really indecisive. I'm nervous because I'm talking to my phone. And, like, there's strangers all around.

And then I just get quiet and stop talking. Okay. Our objective.

We're going to get a blanket. We're going to get skincare. And maybe food.

There's a Subway in here. Maybe we'll get Subway. Subway's really good.

No matter what anyone says, I'm a stan for Subway. Stan Subway. Okay.

Okay. I haven't driven this car in so long. I'm kind of getting anxiety using it.

Um. Okay. Let me pause for a bit.

Because, like, you don't need to hear me park and that stuff. Okay. So, long story short, I got too anxious.

Yeah. I have anxiety of being outside. So, that didn't help that much.

I did take my medication. I took CBD. But it didn't really work.

But also, I spent $60. Oh my gosh. That's so much.

I will show you guys later what I bought. Okay. Oh yeah.

I ended up not buying food. Because, um, the line at Subway is too long. So, we're going to go somewhere else.

We're going to get something to eat. Where do you guys sneak in? Like, when you go to movie theaters? Okay.

I don't sneak food in when I go to a regular movie theater. Because it's just so easy to get caught. But, well, actually the employees probably don't care.

But, I do sneak them in when I go to, um, like those outdoor movie theaters. Because, one, I'm not going to trust the food there. And two, it's so easy to have like a whole picnic.

I remember sneaking in with like just literally a picnic one time. Let's see. What am I getting? Oops.

Sorry. I just banged my thing. Yeah.

I just banged my thing for you. I banged my phone against the wall. Okay.

Oh my god. This is so impossible to see. That's a really bad corner.

I could not see anything. That's honestly a dangerous turn. Oh my.

Hmm. What should I get? Maybe a hand print.

Hmm. Oh my gosh. Wait.

I was too quiet. I should have said something. You guys probably thought the audio cut out.

No. I'm still here. I'm still here.

I got distracted because it's now dark. Which means the movie theater is going to open soon. Which means I need to hurry up and pick something to eat.

Um. No. Not that.

What about I don't want to eat that much. Not Chinese food. Sushi.

Maybe I should stick with the sushi idea. Taco Bell? Actually not this Taco Bell.

This Taco Bell is the one that I got food poisoning at. Um. Okay.

Here and Okay. I'm going to mute while I order because I don't want to record the person on the on the other side. You know what I mean? I don't want to Because it's going to be part of an NSFW audio.

I'm not going to have other people's voices in it without their consent. So I'm going to mute. Okay.

So I have my food. I also stopped by Starbucks and grabbed an iced coffee because I'm a bit tired from working all day. And I finished a lot of school work in advance because I have so much to do.

I wish more restaurants carry at least some form of alternative milk. Some people are allergic to dairy. Okay.

So now I'm just going to drive to the theater. I'm probably not going to record the whole time that I'm driving there because it's actually quite a ways away. And I don't want this audio to be like forever long.

You know what I mean? Excuse me. I have to burp.

Okay. So the outdoor movie theater I'm going to is super cool. It has a playground in it.

Obviously I'm not going to go there because I'll look weird. But I used to when I was a kid. It was like It's a really ramshackle playground too.

It looks quite dangerous. It's quite old. And it looks like the ones you see in horror movies.

There's the creepy kid swinging on the swing. Stuff like that. So yeah.

I'm going to head over there. Once I get there I may or may not record while I'm setting up the mic and stuff. I don't know.

And just so you know, I'm not cheating. Okay. I'm not going to be under a blanket or anything.

But I am going to be at the back seat because it's, well, even from the front it's barely visible. But the back seats that I have, the windows are very, very much tinted. And I don't want to flash anyone.

I am going to do it but I don't want to flash anyone. Okay. And I am going to be going to the horror movie side so there's no kids and stuff.

Like the rated R section. Okay. And I'm going to shut off my car and stuff so that there's no, like, there's not too much noise.

And maybe you can hear what sounds. Maybe you won't. I don't know.

But I don't want to turn the sound all the way down in my car like with the movies. You're probably going to hear, like, Jurassic noises and stuff. Because I don't want them to hear I don't want anyone to hear.

I'm a little nervous. I want you to hear but no one else. You know what I mean? I want you to hear, baby.

Nobody else. Okay. Yeah.

I'm going to try and concentrate because there's a lot of intersections where I have to drive through. So I'll be back once I'm there and checked in and stuff. Okay.

So I already set up everything. I decided not to record it because I was actually really scuffed trying to figure out how to mount my mics and, like, set up my laptop and everything. And I have, like, enough space to do what I'm about to do.

Oof. I'm kind of nervous about this one. Oh.

Why is this lube so hard to get out? Oh, yeah. I realized that I forgot to get lube so I stopped by another gas station.

Because I left mine at home and I do want to drive all the way back. Aye. It's everywhere.

Okay. I'm so nervous. Fuck.

I really don't want anybody to see me fucking this pocket pussy right now. I think it might take me a while to come. I was thinking that I was going to rush it but I'm kind of nervous.

Like, I'm not super hard yet. Ah. Oh my god.

My car is going to have lube everywhere. I'm sorry for being kind of quiet. Maybe I'll try to boost the audio later.

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I get really nervous anytime I hear anybody walk by. Ah. Ah.

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Ah. I feel like the pressure against my like hips. Ah.

When I have sex I actually often request that they push down really hard in my belly. Or like my groin area when I'm about to cum. It makes me shoot like a rocket.

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Mm. If I close my eyes. No, no, no, I think I'll get more anxious if I close my eyes.

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