A long time ago, November to be exact, a boi decided to try out an interesting looking toy and liquid he bought from the grocery store. This audio is his experience.
Uh, okay, here we go, um, hi, I am still waiting for my verification to be approved, so, in the meantime, I had to double check if my door was locked, um, in the meantime I am going to be, um, doing a ramble fap, I guess, uh, because I am, no joke, today I just started to feel, like, really horny right now, and it's been so stressful this week, I really want to relieve the stress, so, I figured, um, why not, let's, let's do it, okay, so what I did after work, I drove to my local, I had to drive to my local sex shop and I bought a fleshlight by the name of Zolo, it's actually have a trademark on it, which surprised me because I don't think toys are regulated, but the companies have trademarks, I guess, so, if it works, it works, yeah, I got the fleshlight, which I just opened up, it looks like it's ready to go, I've, I have never tried this before, um, I'm, I'm really scared, but, you know, we'll, we'll see what happens, I got some, I got some, oh, no, shut up phone, damn it, I should have turned it off, I'm, I'm not prepared for this, I got some, uh, some hot lube, I asked the people in, in the place, you know, what, what kind of lube would you recommend, and, obviously, water-based lubes was highly recommended because even I knew this prior, is that, um, it will deteriorate the material, so, you know, I want these things to last long because this, this fleshlight costed me, like, about, I think it was nearly, uh, $30, I, I don't want to go back and buy that, so, I'm going to try this, this, and this lube, again, it's water-based, but it's also, like, it says here hot gel, so it's, like, warm, and that kind of scares me, but they said it helps the stimuli, so, I'm, I'm, I'm going to try that, and also, um, I'm probably not going to use it, but we'll see how it goes later on, I got my, uh, my jelly, uh, dildo here next to me as well, um, in case I feel like sucking on something, okay, so, with all that covered, um, I'm, I'm so nervous right now, and I'm still coughing from the, from the cold I had last week, uh, the one thing I'm still kind of, uh, new is trying to do this sort of thing without, um, having any form of visual or audio stimuli, uh, that's just how I am, I, I need to have that, so, I'm, I'm going to be listening to some audios while I do this, and hopefully that will, uh, make it better, now, I'm not going to watch any porn, uh, because I want to try, because I want to try this thing out by itself, so I'm going to be listening to an audio, and it just so happens, right now, right before I was recording, um, Coastal Phoenix just made a post, and I figured, you know what, I'm going to listen to that, and, while trying this out, and I, I, I really hope, um, Phoenix does not mind, I really hope Kes does not mind this at all, I am so sorry, Kes, if you feel insulted by this, alright, let me, oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually doing this, let me get this, uh, well, you know what, let me try this dry first, I feel like I need to try it dry, yes, wait, hold on, which hand do I put this on, my left hand or my right hand, I feel like I need to do this on my dominant hand, yeah, yeah, dominant hand, so the dominant hand would be for the action, I guess, so would that make it my clean hand, because I, I need a clean hand, you know what, I'll make the, my right hand my clean hand, so the left hand's going to be for all the, the dirty stuff, oh man, this is going to be, uh, weird, so let me, oh shoot, I need a clean hand, so let me get, uh, this lube put down, alright, lube's on my hand, I'm, I'm, I'm rubbing it in now, it's got a nice smell to it, smells like kind of minty, oh my, oh wow, this, man, this stuff really is warm, oh my crap, I kind of want to add some more, uh, but I'm afraid that's going to, like, end up burning, alright, just a little bit more, alright, I think we're good, alright, let me get, let me try and, alright, it looks like I'm, I'm erect enough, that's good, I managed to actually get an erection without looking at the porn, nice, alright, let me get this flashlight in, oh shoot, so I just gotta put it in, I guess, put it in, I guess, so, I'm really quiet right now because I'm trying to get it in, man, it's tight in there, let me try again, I'm gonna have to cut some of this parts out, let me put some directly on the, on the lip, see if that helps, you know what, I think I need some stimuli, let me play some audios right now, okay, hope you don't mind, Phoenix, so, alright, so, oh, oh, oh, I got it in, oh god, okay, oh god, oh, oh, oh, so, oh man, oh my, oh god, so, oh man, I gotta take it out, that felt nice, alright, give me more of that lube, I need more, alright, man, this better not be really messy, I don't know if you guys can hear, alright, I'm gonna try and take this slow, so, oh man, oh god, yeah, I'm, I'm enjoying this, what's best for me, oh man, there's a hole on the back where you can block and it basically sucks out all the air, I can't move the thing, it's stuck, it like, it like makes it tight, oh, oh man, I gotta close my eyes, oh man, I gotta hold this thing, oh, guess it's saying if I'm almost there, I'm not, kind of getting there, I think I deserve to come, yeah, so, oh, I'm gonna try and do the whole shaft, oh man, can you guys hear that, trying to like get myself close to the mic, like the flashlight in the ear, to make that sound get close, oh, oh, I don't even know if I should come during this, I'm kind of enjoying it, just the, the motion, oh, I need me to move, oh, man, this is fun, I never thought I'd have this much fun doing this, oh, yeah, I'm enjoying this, Kess, oh, god, oh, you hearing that air coming out, okay, let me play that, oh, that's the sound of the, the air escaping from the flashlight, when I thrust, oh, man, that feels so good, oh, Kess' audios is over, I gotta play the other one, oh, I don't know what to play, oh, god, I can't think right now when I'm like this, maybe I'll play Alia's audio, you know, the one where she was, oh, that audio, oh, where it was, it was her son, yeah, yeah, that one, the one with the broken arms, yeah, let me play that, oh, god, yeah, this is working, oh, yeah, let me get more lube, I need it, all right, yeah, I understand, yeah, I don't want to take my time, but this audio is making me want to go fast, yeah, it does, oh, my god, oh, oh, I hit the table, oh, oh, my god, the deep throat, I need more lube, I need more lube, so, so, oh, my god, oh, man, I should have done this earlier, oh, my god, I'm sorry, I'm not talking a lot, oh, oh, .