Lucifer - Drink with a stranger

Transcript

So, you have found my secret spot, away from everyone else. You see, the bar gets pretty rowdy and loud, and I do not enjoy it. Most of the time I like to be by myself, however, your company, well, seems like it could be very nice.

Prove me right. Yes, take a seat. Don't worry, I won't leave.

What are you drinking? Hmm, a classic. I actually prefer the classics as well.

Right now I have a whiskey sour. It leaves a very nice tingly sensation on the tongue. It is very, very good.

Very complex, yet simple. I just said that to sound very smart. Did you buy it? No, I, I am very busy, every single day.

Oh, what, what, I'm sorry? Well, what I do for work, let's just say that I deal with life insurance. And if you're into that sort of thing.

But, when you've been doing it for a very long time, it gets very, very boring, and quite repetitive. So that is when you go to a pub in America, in the middle of nowhere, and talk to someone that you will probably never see again. Now you tell me, what do you do? Hmm, why did I know that already? Here, let me tell you something.

If I told you something very, extraordinarily crazy, would you just run with it and believe me? You think you would, hmm? Well then, what if I told you that I am Satan? Which, by the way, that is not my real name.

Actually, all of the names that you have given me in this world are wrong. I am just a son of God, one of his sons. You see, you all believe things that you read on your little phones, or on your internet, and you just gobble it up.

You truly do not investigate anything. You believe things that other people tell you, just because they have a diploma, or a certificate on their wall. My true name cannot be said out loud.

Hmm, so you believe me. Why am I telling you this, well, if I might be completely honest, which sometimes I am. I am truly, utterly, bored.

And you seem like someone who might be able to entertain me at least for a few minutes before I have to go back to the same old, same old, the same things that I have been doing for so very long. Or at least, until I finish this whiskey sour. So I'll tell you what.

You can ask three questions, but I will answer them for you, truthfully. Make sure they are very good. And remember, I am as you call me, Satan.

Is that your first question, are you sure? Alright, well, the answer to that is yes. I technically am the prince of darkness, the prince of hell.

And what you all do not realize is that hell is not beneath you. It is here. It is the world.

It is right here, where we are sitting. This is hell, I am here, and everyone that dies here is under my rule. You see, when you die, you all do not go to heaven.

You stay here, in my domain, but that does not mean that I torture you for eternity. It means something entirely different. But, I digress.

Now, what is your second question? And remember, you only have two more. Hmm, now that is a question that I have not had asked for a very long time.

Well, here is the answer to that. Pardon me for a moment. Now that is very exquisite.

Now, yes, it is true. I am technically a fallen angel. Now, there are fallen angels.

However, they did happen a very long time ago, and things have changed since then. They haven't changed dramatically, but they have changed. Now, what is your last question, child? And do make sure that it is very, very good.

What did you say? Now, that is a question that no one has ever asked. No one has ever asked me that.

Am I good? I don't remember. I must leave.

Good night. It was very nice speaking with you. However, we will never see each other again, until maybe a later time.

But until then, have a wonderful life. And hopefully, I do not see you before that time comes. Now good night and farewell.