❗ 😚 Look! Boobs! 😚 ❗ (F4M) (American Girlfriend Distracts You with Boobs) (Jealous of Your Game) (Pay Attention to Me, Please)

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Sweetie? Pumpkin pie, light of my life. Do you remember when you used to like me? What am I talking about? When you liked me, of course.

You know, when you wanted to spend time with me, and you paid attention to me, and. .. Oh, it's been so long.

Almost like since the dawn of time. I wonder what it's like to be adored by one's partner. The glow of your heavenly gaze has faded away, and instead you choose.

.. video games. I've been replaced by the digital world.

Que sera, sera, but it's still sad. But how long is exactly soon? But you said soon ten minutes ago.

And I'm bored and I'm needy and. .. Help me, I'm tinkerbell, die if I don't get enough attention.

And I support that, normally I'm very happy for you to play games. However, I am in a specific part of my period cycle, which means that I'm extremely tactile and. ..

in desperate want of your validation and love. Please hurry, because I love you, and I want to kiss you, and annoy you all evening. Oh, all night long, maybe.

Over and over until you scream, stop, you're really annoying me. Cause that's just the kind of hot, sexy, down-to-earth, annoying catgirl girlfriend I am. Fine, but I'm gonna sit behind you and hug you.

Are you winning, son? Well, are you gonna be done soon, son? But I wanna play with you, and by play with you I mean hug you and occasionally kiss your face.

And eat food with you, and tickle your back, and rub my face against your face, and lots of other places. Well, clearly you don't understand how tactile I can be. When I'm in the moon, aka when my cycle is aligned, I am a cuddle monster.

I wanna squeeze, squish, and annoy you as if you're my dog. I'm just like, please, woman, get off me. And I'll be like, no, I cannot be with you, and now you live in my house.

Deal? You're forcing me to resort to dirty tactics. I don't want to, but then I also want attention.

This is a morally gray area, and I choose to give in to it. May I present to you Exhibit A. And I'm not wearing a bra.

Behold the magnificent boobage of the magnificent eye. Feast your eyes and come away from the PC. Come, follow the jiggle.

Can your games jiggle? I don't think so. Come.

Follow the jiggle. Who's a good boy? Who's the best little boy? Oh, you're such a good boy.

Come here. Come here. Turn off the PC, good boy.

Oh, such a good boy. Come here. Come, come.

Breast is best and earns success. I am absolutely aware that I'm annoying, yes. However, I am also very smart.

I knew your weaknesses and I exploited them. Yeah, but if it gets me what I want, do I really care? He loves me again.

Oh, admit it, you fell out of love with me. But all it took was a little bit of boobage and you come crawling back. Well, more like jumping back.

Well, of course, it's OK. I love an eager boy. And ones who abandon their gaming for boobs.

And ones who rub their faces in the boobs and go bleh. Mm hmm. Perfect.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I am not going to leave you alone.

For a second, I need squishes and snugs and closeness and cringe. Oh, yeah. I need the kind of stuff that makes people embarrassed.

I need you to hug my boobs. I need you to call me sickly sweet pen names. I need you to unleash the inner cringe.

Cause when it's with you, it's my kind of cringe. And I really need you to enjoy it, because next week I will be a different person. I will be lethargic and tired and crouchy.

And I won't want you anywhere near me, so please, if you're going to enjoy, enjoy. I don't make the rules. This is the system of womanhood, OK? We have a fantastic week, then we have a shitty week.

I did not invent periods, I'm sorry. Exactly, I'm just getting you to partake in this window of opportunity. Really, I'm just an opportunist.

And a very thoughtful boob haver. My share with the needy. I know you've been poverty stricken in the boob area.

You don't have your own titties to play with, and I'm sorry. That sounds so, so squishy-less. I think motorboating is the only appropriate response.

I'm going to have to wrap my thighs around you now. You must stay locked with me forever. Or until I need pizza.

Lots and lots of pizza. And dough balls. And soda and ice and ice cream and.

.. Can you tell my period is coming? I know we have all those snacks in, because you're a good man and you got them.

Hence why I blessed you with boobage. Mm-hmm. You are absolutely welcome and privileged.

It's cookie dough and ice cream. Ah, shove your face back into my tits right now. I love you.

And your snack choices. Oh, sweetie, can I be really honest? When I'm not in this needy phase, I honestly wish you gained more.

I know. I know being a woman doesn't make sense. But I get to be three different women in one month, okay? I get to be bubbly, sexually adventurous, needy-me.

I get to be lethargic, depressed, what is wrong with me-me. And then I get to be. ..

I'm just fine. You know? Level-headed, cool, dare I say, even calm.

It's exhausting, but I'm trying to make the most of it. Hence why today I really need you to get off your game, and next week I'll be like, get in there, get on that PC, leave me alone. And as confusing as that must be for you, imagine what it's like being in the brain of that person.

Mm-hmm. Hence why when we're offered a warm titty, we usually take a warm titty. Thank you for understanding.

I love you very much.