Longest Kiss on New Year's Eve (Kinky Holiday)

Transcript

You know, I'm so happy we decided to give it a skip this year. Yeah, I really am. Anyway, New Year's Eve can be overwhelming sometimes.

Remember last year? Remember when that lady tried to corner me at 12 o'clock? Oh my God, I thought she was going to lick me or something.

Oh yeah, you did try to save me. But not before she grabbed my ass and tried to give me a hickey. Oh my God.

You see, there'll be none of that tonight. Ah, no, no, no. I don't mind when you grab my ass and try to give me a hickey.

I find it sexy. Yeah, I do. But I think we made the right decision.

Even if there is a storm brewing, I get to spend it with you, by the fire, telling stories, kissing you, and then maybe, moving inside later on, where we can have some hot, sensual sex. Oh, is that right? I have to tell you a story first.

Okay, so, one New Year's Eve, my friends and I were heading to a New Year's Eve party, and it was a fancy dress. Yeah, well, I was dressed as Batman, my other buddy was Spider-Man, and there was Hulk Hogan and Amy Winehouse there as well. I know, it's a crazy mix.

But the guy that was dressed as Hulk Hogan was practising the voice for weeks, and Amy was practising his singing for weeks, Spider-Man was doing gymnastics, and I was doing the Batman voice, so we looked the part. Well, I had it down though, to be honest with you, it wasn't too bad at all. So anyway, we were all in my car, and we're heading to the party, but we had to stop off to get some beer, and so we pull into the shopping centre, and we were about to go in, but Spider-Man spotted a police car, that was parked next to this guy's car, and there was a cop giving the guy a ticket.

But what he spotted was there were two kids in the back of the car, and they looked terrified. They were looking at the policeman, and they looked terrified. So he looks at us and he says, Hang on, lads, Spider-Man has got some work to do.

And we were like, fuck, because he was after having a few drinks before, you know, and he was kind of like, I'll fix this. No, he actually thought he was Spider-Man at that stage. And he walks up to the cop, and he goes, What the hell is going on here? And the cop is looking going, What the fuck? Because he's got the full mask on and the full suit and everything.

And the cop is saying, What's going on? And the guy he was giving the ticket to says, I've no tax, and he's going to take my car. So he says, You can't.

Spider-Man looks at the cop and he says, You can't take the car. And the cop was like, Why can't I? And he says, Because I'm Spider-Man, and there's two kids in the back.

And what would happen if you took the car and Spider-Man was here? Their dreams would be crushed forever. And the cop was looking, and he was like.

.. And Spider-Man was like, Ah, come on. Spider-Man is turning out to save the day.

And the cop was looking, and he's looking at the kids, and he just goes. .. And he tears up the ticket.

And the kids are like, Yay! Yay! There's Spider-Man, and they're delighted.

So the father anyway gets into the car, and he drives off. And he's like, What's going on? But as I said, Spidey had been drinking, and the cop kind of smelt it off him.

And when he saw him walking back to my car, and he probably thought that he was driving my car, so I followed him. And the thing was, I had no tax. And I was like, Oh, my God.

He's bringing the cop off to the car, and the cop will take the car, and we're all goosed, because we've no way of getting to the party, you know? So the cop walks over anyway, and he takes a look at the car, and he spots that the tax is out. And he says, Lads, do you know that this car is out of date, and I can take it from you? And then he takes a proper look into the car, and he notices me.

He's like, Batman. And he's like, What? And then he looks at the back, and he's got the Hulk Hogan guy, and the Hulk Hogan guy has got his head shaved, and he's got the long, blonde hair as well.

And he's like, What's wrong with your brother? And then he looks at Amy Winehouse, and he's just looking, and he's going like, What the fuck? Like, the car is just a totally fucked-up situation, you know? You know, you're Batman driving, Spidey in the passenger seat, and Amy and the Hulk are in the back, and they're kind of wrapped around each other, getting all cozy.

And there we are, thinking we're done for, and we'd have to walk, you know? And we're like, Oh, God. And it's miles to get to the party.

And can you imagine us walking down the road like that? Can you imagine the state? So there was a long quiet, you know, a very long quiet.

And then he just looks at him, and he says in the Batman voice, This is my Batmobile. I need tax for my Batmobile. Now go.

And so the cop broke down in tears of laughter. It was unbelievable. And he just says, like, Get the car sorted out, you bunch of langers.

And so we made it to the party. Yeah, two superheroes, a wrestler, and a dead pop star. Save New Year's Eve.

Yeah, it's a crazy story. When you think about it, it's. ..

But we were as mad as a box of frogs. Did you feel that? The temperature just dropped.

Yeah. So cold tonight. And that wind.

My God. Come here. Let me wrap this blanket around you.

I like to keep my sweetheart warm. Can you hear that? How long more? 30 seconds? 30 seconds to the New Year, huh? Yeah.

Oh, my God. We just kissed for a full year. It must be the longest kiss ever, huh? Happy New Year, baby.

Staying in tonight was the best decision. And I can experience butt grabs and love bites that are really fucking sexy. Come on.

Let's go to bed. Come on. Oh, no, no, no.

Slowly, baby. Slowly. I want to watch you get undressed for me.

Here. Step out of your dress for me. Oh, my God.

Yeah, tease me. You know how much I love this. Huh? Yeah.

So sexy. Now come back into my arms. There's something so fucking hot about having you naked in my arms when I'm fully dressed.

Feeling your soft skin. Oh, my God. Running my hands down your back.

To your ass. Give me a child. Oh.

Your soft neck. Oh, baby. I want it slow.

Yeah. It's been a year since I had my cock in your pussy. Yeah.

Slow and really fucking dirty. I want to feel everything. Put your hands out.

Turn them. And tie them together. Fuck.

Nice and gently. Oh, yeah. Mm.

I want to tease you and edge you. Would you like that? But first, I want you on your knees.

Yeah, get on your knees. Slide on my body. Oh, my God.

Here, you can open that. Keeping your eyes on me? Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, that looks so good. Take that big cock out.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's real good. Oh, my God.

Just like that. Oh, fuck. Put your hands tight together.

Stroke my cock. No sexy eyes. Yeah, talk to me, baby.

Tell me you love my cock. Now take me in your mouth. Yeah, fuck.

Wrap your wet lips around my cock. Yeah. Oh, fuck, slowly.

Mm. Yeah. Slowly.

Fuck me with your wet mouth. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck on your knees.

Pleasing your man. Put your hands tight together with my fucking tie. Yeah, you look so good with that fucking dick in your mouth.

Sucking it slowly. Make me feel it, baby. Show me what you can do.

Oh, fuck, yeah? Mm, so wet. Fuck, you know how to suck my cock, don't you? Yeah, you know how to give it to me, don't you? Yeah, give it to me deeper.

Yeah. Yeah? Is it making your pussy wet? Yeah? Oh, fuck, yeah.

I love when you talk with a fucking cock in your mouth. Yeah, when you moan all over it. Yeah, getting it nice and hard before I fuck your little pussy with it.

Huh? All the way in, all the way in, all the way in. Oh.

Yeah. Let me take this off. Oh, my God, that's so good.

Deeper, baby. Yeah? You wanna go deeper on that dick? Huh? Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God. Swirl your tongue around that cock. Yeah.

Nice and slowly and sexy. Hot mouth dripping all over my fucking cock. Yeah, like that.

Yeah. Yeah, let me get slowly on my fucking cock. Yeah, when you make it wet like that.

Dripping down my big fucking balls for you. Yeah. You gonna get those balls? Yeah, you gonna get them in your mouth? Oh, fuck, yeah.

Take that cock in your hand and jerk it. Suck my balls when you do that. Keep those beautiful eyes on me.

Yeah. Oh, you wanna suck on my balls? Oh, my God, fuck.

Yeah, and jerk that cock with your tight hands. Oh, my God. Yeah, so kinky and sexy, baby.

Do I want it? Oh, you're such a good girl on your knees like that. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

I swallowed that cock again. Oh, my God. Yeah, fuck, baby.

Come here. Come up here. Oh, yeah, so sexy.

I want you to do something for me. Go get your bullet vibe. Go get it for me and then go lay in the bed.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Lay in the bed for me, baby. Now hand me the bullet. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Let me untie you. Oh, no, no, no.

You're not going free just yet. I'm going to tie you to our headboard. Make you my hot, sexy, sensual little slave.

Oh, yeah, you like that? You like being at my mercy? Give me your tongue.

Can you hear that? See that buckle? That belt buckle? Yeah, between your soft breasts.

Still a little cold from being outside. Let me run it down your body. Oh, yeah.

Your soft skin. Tracing it down. All the way down.

Yeah, between your thighs. Yeah, between your thighs. Spread your legs for me.

Oh, yeah. Let me put it on your pussy. Yeah, you like how that feels? My belt buckle on your pussy, baby.

Oh, so well. Let me lick your pussy through it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look at that. Juices all over it.

Let me run it back up your body again. To your mouth. Stick your tongue out.

Lick it with me.