Long Haul Driver Boyfriend Back Home

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Hey Em. I'm back home. Damn I had a really long day today.

Shit. I had to deliver like 350 packages today. It's crazy.

I'm freaking beat. I'm so tired. Hey can I sit down here for a sec? Yeah just like sit right here next to you and like put your feet on my lap.

Is that cool dude? Yeah. Oh man I had something crazy happen today.

Yeah thank you. Let me see that foot. Dude there's this guy who like freaking cut me off in traffic today.

And this guy was like flying down the freeway right? I get off on the 60 on the off ramp and he freaking cuts me off like at the last second. If this guy hit me I would have you know had to get a huge cut out of my paycheck to pay for the damages on my van.

Anyway you know I see him and I'm like you know what? Whatever. Fuck this guy right? Let him go.

I don't care. I'm drinking my coffee. Like 20 minutes later I deliver his fucking package straight to his aunts.

I'm like hey buddy how's it going? Yeah you should have seen the guys face. It was freaking hilarious.

Anyway how you been today babe?