Hi, uh, no, no, I can talk, I just, uh, one second, let me just close the door, okay, I'm good, hi, no, it's fine, I'm in my room now, no, you're not bothering me, you never bother me, yeah, I just ate, my roommate made, uh, what did they call it, some sort of cauliflower rice thing, with curry, yeah, I know, right, it was actually pretty good, anyways, have you eaten yet, wait, isn't it, like, really late for you, you're already in bed, well, I can be in bed too, just wait a second, there we go, you sound really comfy right now, I don't know, you just sound cuddly, hey, are you awake, babe, what's wrong with babe, oh, your ex called you that, well, isn't it kind of normal, like, a generic pet name, what do you want me to call you then, a friend, I know, I know, you're more than friends, pando, well then, that makes you my waifu, best girl, how about something like honey, or sweetie, sweetie pie, sweets, hey, what's up, sweets, I think I read this webcomic one time, and the character always called the girl different candy names, because her name was candy, with an I, like, ace kittles, what's poppin', red kit kat, whatever you say, pudding, why are a lot of pet names related to food, oh, I'm just sugar, no, no, I'm too broke to be your sugar daddy, you want to call me daddy, I, we'll put that as a maybe, my turn, what about darling, you see, darling, I was thinking about you the other night, no, well, you think of one for me, boo, nah, my turn, fine, let's see, blossom, bubbles, buttercup, okay, your turn now, you are not calling me mojo jojo, there's a Japanese one I've heard of, I don't know if this is right, but there is koi, like, koibito, which means lover, or sweetheart, well, yeah, I guess we're lovers, right, it sounds too formal, but we are, and I'm glad that you're mine, and I'm yours, of course, I really miss you, I know we see each other, but, you know, I miss holding you, and I miss cuddling with you, I miss having you close, you miss my hair, it's kind of getting long now, you know, should I grow it out, okay, when we see each other again, I will let you cut it, I can't say the same for my beard though, I mean, it was this double stage a long time ago, maybe I should grow it out a little bit more, what do you think? So, what else do you miss about me? My butt, why my butt? It is not squishy, okay, maybe it is, but if mine is, then yours is too, god, you're making me yawn, if you're tired, you should go sleep, no, let me keep you up, well, what do you want me to talk about?
Something boring to help you sleep? Are you calling me boring? Okay, okay, let's see, have you seen, or was it, let me think, right, Gurren Lagann, yeah, it's an anime, it's about a group of people, which, they essentially conquer Earth first, and then the galaxy, and it starts with the main characters being in an underground village, you know, they're living their lives, and then.
.. looks like you've fallen asleep, it is pretty late after all, well, I guess it's time for me to go to sleep as well, well then, good night, darling, I love you. Good night.
Good night. Good night.