Lonely kidnapper is a total newbie! (F4A) [cute] [cuddly] [rest] [asmr rp]

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you, sweet cheeks.

Don't you know this is a bad part of town? This part of town is known for. ..

kidnappings. Oh, you do know? So why are you wandering around here, cutie? Yeah, I called you cutie.

It's dangerous here for someone who looks as tasty as you. Oh, I see. You don't think you're worth kidnapping, huh? So you came all the way to this dangerous side of town to see if someone would kidnap you? That hit is for being so stupid.

You're plenty cute enough to be kidnapped. And that hit was to make it easier to get you in the van. The cutie's awake, huh? Oh, no.

Yeah, no. Yeah. Hey, hey.

You're the one tied down. You get it yet? You've been kidnapped.

That's right. Big scary me has got you in my clutches. You're hidden in my super secret, dark secret, hidden secret lair.

No, it is not just my basement. Whatever. Now I'm going to do to you all the super scary things a kidnapper does.

That is, once I figure out what that is. You see, it's my first time doing this whole kidnapping thing, and I'm not quite sure where to go from here. Oh, yeah.

No, sweetie. I taped your mouth shut. Wouldn't want you alerting anybody with your screams.

Ah, fine. What do you want to say? What? Bad at kidnapping? Well, you're the one who's tied to a chair.

So if you're so good at kidnapping, why don't you tell us all what you do in my situation? Uh-huh. Oh, what? You people nowadays with your crazy thoughts.

No, no, that all sounds awful. And honestly, like a little too much work. No, I'm going to do this kidnapping thing my way, starting here.

Oh, you seem like you needed a hug. What do you mean this isn't how it's supposed to go? Would you rather I be doing all that torturing stuff? No, no, I most certainly could not just let you starve in my, me, my super secret dungeon of complete secrecy.

No, no, no, we are going to have a fun time down here and you are going to be my friend. What? Of course I have other friends.

What do you think, I kidnapped you just because I'm lonely? Come on, that's ridiculous. Okay, maybe.

But you're not much better either, talking about how you're not good enough to even get kidnapped. But I for one think you are perfect just the way you are. The world is just one big puzzle and everyone is in their own piece.

And have you ever tried to finish a puzzle with a missing piece? It's not easy. And I'll tell you that.

You never realize how many connections a single puzzle piece can have. And it's not like that puzzle piece always knows how important it is to finish off the picture of that family, or those friends, or that community until it's gone. That's why you cherish and take care of each piece.

You don't want to lose grandma's face or little Timmy's nice flannel. So I am going to cherish this puzzle piece. That's right.

We are going to be the best of friends and have the bestest of times and share the bestest of hugs together. But kidnapping you has really taken the energy from me. I think it's time for a nap.

Yeah, you just stay right here. Yeah, we'll just sleep like this. You're pretty comfy.

Oh, you think I'm pretty comfy? Well, thank you. Good night, you little cutie.

You're going to have so much fun tomorrow.