Letting Your Tomboy Study Buddy Prove a Point (SFW Version)

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Oh, hey. No, no, I just, I needed some air. It was getting kind of, kind of thick in there.

It was getting warm in there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just, I'm kind of done.

I think I've had all the studying I can handle tonight. I'm not pissed. I'm not.

It was just, like I said, it was getting warm in there and I needed some air, so I came out here. Yeah, I've been out here 15 minutes and nobody even noticed I was gone. So, I'm not really contributing a whole lot to the group.

Sure you did. Mm-hmm. Doesn't matter.

It's fine. Well, I would have left, but my ride is in there, entertaining the masses. Yep.

Sorry, that was, that was bitchy. Yeah, she's, she's my roommate and friend. I just don't understand why a study session like this has to be all guys and her and me.

Clearly she's the one that planned it, right? Yeah, well, I'm not competition, so technically she has her pick, I guess. Sorry, I'm just, I'm really over it and I just need to go home.

I need to not for a while. Yeah, competition. Well, she has essentially claimed every guy in that room, yourself included.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Well, they're either people she's slept with, or people she's crushing on and as such, they're off limits.

Yeah, according to her. Mm-hmm. Well, I was informed that they wouldn't want me anyway, because she's so much hotter.

This is what she told me. Yeah, so now you see why I'm kind of just hanging out out here and enjoying some air instead of the BS that's going on in there? Well, apparently, because I wear hoodies and jeans and my hair in a ponytail and I don't, you know, gob on makeup, and I prefer runners to heels.

Well, apparently that makes me unattractive. So figure that out. According to her.

Why are you laughing? It's not funny. Being unattractive is not funny.

Well, yeah, I know she's full of herself. Thanks. Doesn't change any of the rest of it.

Okay, what don't I know? Really? None of them? None of them have any interest? Um, she's really hot.

And she puts out I know that for a fact. So yeah, they probably do have interest. You're such a liar.

They don't laugh at her. You're so full of shit. Okay, I know we're quasi friends and you're trying to make me feel better, but don't make stuff up.

Like that doesn't help. Okay, why do they laugh at her? What is there to laugh at? Okay, that's true.

She is full of herself. Completely, completely up her own butt. Okay, you're right.

You're right. She has been trying to entice some kind of activity and doesn't seem to have any takers. I just thought that was because there was too many people in the room.

Somebody is going to take her up on it before the end of the night. Watch. How do you know? Guys don't talk about that type of thing, do they? Okay, so she's not getting any tonight is what you're telling me.

Not a single guy in that room is gonna go home with her. Okay, sure. I'll believe you.

Okay, now you're just laying it on really thick. Okay, now you're just laying it on really thick. Dude, I know what I am and I don't care.

No, if I cared, I would dress like her and act like that, but I don't. I just get really pissed when she starts acting like I'm not attractive because I don't act like her and I don't dress like her because I prefer to be comfortable and functional than whatever the hell that is. You know, hearing you say that she's not gonna get anywhere tonight makes me just chuckle and it makes me think it would be really funny if I hooked up tonight and she didn't.

That would show her. Yeah, it would, wouldn't it? Okay, I may be out in left field here, but do you maybe want to help me with that? The horrified expression is so flattering, thank you.

Yeah, I know, it was out of nowhere. I'm not talking about having sex, but I don't know, something that I can rub in her face later? Yeah, I don't know, we've known each other for a while.

You're a good guy. Well, that's not nearly as fun. I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

Well, that's not nearly as fun. I mean, yeah, we can just act like it happened when we go back in, but if I'm gonna get the reputation for it, I may as well do it and you may as well get the, you know, fun part. See, that's the beauty part of this.

I don't know that there will be a reputation. No, because I don't care. Nope.

And if I'm being honest, I like doing it. Shocking, right? Yeah.

So what do you say? You want to help me out? Shut her up a little bit? Have some fun in the process? Have some fun in the process? Yeah, right here.

It's not like we're in public, it's a backyard for heaven's sake. At night. All right.