My darling, please come forth, I have need of thee. My need is great and my want even greater. Such cynicism, I wouldn't have expected that from you.
Well, not most of the time. But don't you want to know what my need is? Oh, I think you do.
I've always been interested in my needs up until now. Are you no longer interested in my needs? I think you are an expert fibber.
You love my needs and I'm very invested in them. As I am yours, and should you ever need to test out lipsticks, I will be more than happy to oblige. As of right now, I am the one with the need.
The need to investigate, the need to gather research, the need to use you as my most adorable guinea pig. Well, you're cute like a guinea pig. You are adorable if I say you are adorable.
And I say it most often. You don't even know the wonderful and weird experimentation I have in mind. How can you say no right off the bat? Well, would you like me to divulge that information? But I will need to be set on you for this portion of the explanation.
Appetizer, I do not make the rules. I just use them to my own advantage. Now, you know how I love you.
Well, I do. Very, very much. And you know how I love makeup.
Well, you know, eyeshadow, mascara. Many, many shades of lipstick. Well, I might have made a teensy weensy order and now I have, shall we say, an abundance of lipstick.
And I was wondering, would you be an absolute darling and let me use them on you? I think you're misunderstanding me, my love. I don't mean you wear them, I mean let me try out different shades and then use them on your face.
Ah, but how, I hear you ask. Well, how does one transfer lipstick onto another? I would very much like for you to be my kissing dummy, yes? Will you be my guinea pig? You are adorable and wonderful and I love you so much.
Now, this one is called Poison Mary. It's like a purpley mauve. I thought it would go well with all my black dresses.
Even application, wonderful colour. Now let's see about kissability. Oh, it comes off rather easily.
Now I must start with your cheeks. You're going to look like a right mess after this. Oh, you don't mind? Oh, that's good.
How about on your nose? On your eyebrows? Hmm.
Well, I do like the colour but it's very smudgy. Wipe off. And the next one is Foxglove Phoenix.
So it's still on the purple range but has a little bit of red underneath. Oh, now that is pretty. Too pretty, in fact, to be wasted on the face.
I think we should move downward. Well, if I was wearing this, I wouldn't stick to your face, now would I? I want to go down, down, down.
Mark up your pretty neck with foxglove kisses. Oh, that really suits you. So much so I'm going to have to go back for a second attack.
Hmm. It's less smudgy. It stays on better.
It has a very faint smell of perfume. Definitely for a sultry vibe. Wipe off.
Let's see, the next one is. .. Dark and Dangerous.
Oh, I like that it's matte. It's a very, very deep shade of black. Hmm.
This would be excellent for being scarrow, I say. Where to put this one? Hmm.
Oh, my angel, you're so right. I've been neglecting those lips of yours. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Unfortunately, very smudgy.
You look like you've been kissed by death. Oh, you don't mind, huh? How agreeable of you.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Well, we have to try it with tongue kisses, too. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a real test.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm, a very thorough scientist.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. And now it's all over your teeth. Hmm.
Hmm. You're a mess, but you're my mess. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. I've just wiped the rest of that all over your face, I do apologize.
Now, the last one is. .. Permanent Possession.
It looks like the color of a bruise. Where should this one go, I wonder? Is there a reason you've just pulled your shirt off? Oh, you'd like me to mark you? Where exactly? Here, there, and everywhere.
Oh, since you ask so nicely. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.