Lazy but long post [Ramble] [Playful/Comedic] [Gets Increasingly Rough Mdom]

Transcript

Hello, sorry that I haven't been posting much lately, it's been a tumultuous couple, uh, excuse me, a tumultuous few weeks, um, but it's time to make a few of you come again. So go on, touch yourself. There you go.

Actually, I wonder if the mics picked that up. I was just like, um, brushing up against my beard. Yeah, you should be laughing at this.

I am aiming for a more comedic audio this time. Make no mistake, I'm still gonna come. I'm still gonna make you come.

But, I don't see any problem being lighthearted with these things. I mean, sure, like, I can laugh in a way that's like, yeah, suck my cock. Good girl.

Or actually laugh, like, you know, sex is funny. Look at that guy in a laugh. Fuck.

Oh, God, sick. Stop spamming with notifications advertising yourself, people. Alright, like, no joke, I just mid recording got the notification sound, saw that it was somebody trying to just take all my money, basically.

And yeah, I went soft. So I'm gonna pause here. And I'm going to just have a full hard on when it starts back up.

All right, I'm beginning to get hard, actually. I think this is what I'm gonna start talking again. Yeah.

I think I'm gonna go with a specific topic. So I will leave that up to your interpretation. Where's? Oh, okay.

Lou was just out of reach. I know you want me to get really fucking hard. Like, really fucking hard.

Really fucking hard. Like, really fucking hard. Yeah, see, this isn't scripted or anything.

I'm just rolling with it. But I am hard. I need more loops that you can hear it.

Make it nice and fucking sloppy for you. In fact, let me aim the mic a little closer to my cock. Okay.

That's better. Cool. I put a lot of work in for all of you.

I'm actually, like, I'm not joking, these things. This will take, like, no time at all to finish editing. But the narration specifically.

Oh, those are days long projects. It doesn't take that long to make a girl come out, right? Right.

I wonder how wet you are right now. I bet you're soaking wet. Just begging to get fucked.

To be used. All the good girls. You tremble.

Fuck. Fuck. I did not come yet.

That was not me coming. That being said, get closer to coming for me. I want you to come either really hard or a lot.

Like usual. So do that. I can't take this recording seriously.

If you're listening to it right now, I hope that like this, this is a more closer representation of my personality, I guess. Like, obviously, I do like jerking off for over 200 of you to listen to. I'm being a good boy for you.

But this is my regular speaking voice as I jerk off anyway. Instead of something like this that's a little more aggressive in nature, talking about fucking your throat and punishing you because you've been such a bad girl. I'm actually impressed with myself being able to do that.

You like the sound of me stroking you like that? That wasn't a question, that was a statement, actually. Are you getting close to coming now? Please, can you come? Imagine this being your mouth.

Your sucking pussy. Or just a lube-coated hand like mine is right now. I prefer one of the other two though.

I don't know why this is so funny to me, but it is. This is our 10 minute skull. Fuck yourself more.

Be a good girl and come for me. Imagine me just using you. Just holding you down as I fuck you and push into you more and more.

Good girl. Come for me. You can do it.

I'm not done with you though. I need more lube. I need more lube.

Um, where was I? Oh, that's right. So, yeah, obviously there are a lot of edits in this audio.

I don't care. I usually minimize them and will retake, but nah, I'm too lazy today. Also, like I said, I want you to have a better view of my actual personality, I guess.

Better view of my actual personality, I guess. Now, it has shifted a little to, uh, more of a dumb inside. I do want to just fuck you.

See you staring up at me in the morning. So, thank you. I'm trying to think of something to talk about.

I mean, there's plenty, like, the sound of you gagging and tearing up as I fuck your face. But at the same time, I've already said to come. So, if you're still listening to this, you most likely can come more than once, or just refuse to.

If you refuse to come, by the way, fuck yourself really fucking relentlessly. Because you're such a disobedient bad girl. Bad girl.

Yeah, girl, don't stop fucking yourself. You're a bad girl. For anyone that can, come multiple times, though.

Well, let your mind run wild for a bit. Just think up some of the dirtiest things you want done to you. Especially after you've come.

Because you're not finished. You're not finished being used until I come. I don't know why I find that so funny.

Hmm, I imagine, I imagine you fucking my cock. It's just so sloppy and messy. I don't even know if the mic picked that up, honestly.

My voice just kept trailing off. That's just something I do. Just, just fuck yourself for me.

That's right. I want to make you come more than once. Get close to coming for me.

I'll keep jerking off for you. I can last. Just get close to coming.

I'll have you pushed over the edge quickly. Fuck. Oh, you're such a good girl.

Don't stop. Yeah. You like the sound of me moaning as I stroke my cock for you? Wait, did I already ask that? Like I said, I never script these.

Whatever, I don't care. Here, I'll rephrase it. Am I a good boy for stroking my cock for you? There, there we go.

Oh my god. I wonder how many. I need to know.

The moment of recording. I have. 215 fuckers, my gosh.

215, that's so bizarre. Oh, it just hit 20 minutes, cool. You're such a good girl for listening that long.

What? You're such a. ..