Latino Boyfriend - What are we eating?

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So, what are we thinking about dinner? Hmm? Maybe that's what you always say.

Okay, we always do this. We always do this because I'm always thinking about food. Mm-hmm.

I know you're thinking about food, but I'm the one that has to mention the food. And then you're like, well, whatever you want to pick, then I say what I want to pick. And then you just go, no, you know what? I don't really feel like that.

We're not doing that today. No, because it's not just about you saying that you don't want something, but then never giving an option, right? You have to give an option.

If you don't give me an option, then it just forces me to come up with more things and we just waste time, right? Hey, now look at me. I like your makeup.

I forgot to tell you that. There was something different about you. I was like, damn, she's looking extra fine today, but I didn't know what it was.

It's your eyeliner, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Si, mira la briqueta.

She's beautiful. She's looking so fucking sexy today. I know, who the fuck says sexy anymore? Don't bother me like that.

Mi corazon. But coming back, coming back. What do you want to eat? Hmm? Hmm.

And whatever you want, you just got to give me an option, right? You got to tell me what you'd like to eat. Go ahead, throw it out there.

Maybe I do want to eat that. You can't just say that you already know I'm not gonna like it. I fucking eat anything.

Okay, no, no, okay, okay, okay. I'm, yes, you're right for that one, pero mi corazon, mi vida, mi vida. Sweetheart, you, that, the only reason why I don't want to eat that is because I just had that yesterday.

Well, you didn't have it, but I did. I had it for lunch. So I don't really want to have that again, okay? I think that, that's a, that's perfectly, you know, it's a good excuse for not wanting to eat something again.

You just say you don't want to. That's different. Completely different.

Bueno, I mean, it's not, it's not the same. Okay, well, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. You say one, right? Then I'll say one, then you say one, until we land on something we want, okay? How's that sound? Yeah? Deal? Deal.

All right. How about pizza? Mmm, there we go.

That's the first one. All right, that's the first one that you said. No.

Ay, que hermosa. Nothing. I just, I just said, well, what I said was like, it's just, I kind of said, well, it's just that she's so beautiful.

I'm just saying that because, like, you, well, you do, sometimes you're a little annoying, but you're so fucking beautiful that I forget about it in the next second, okay? Ay, mi vida. Mi corazón.

Mira, mirate. Okay, come here. Come here.

Mmm. Also, she knows how to work the eyeliner. Isn't that right? It is.

It is, because you're looking at me with those big, beautiful eyes, and you're trying to lure me into whatever you want to eat. I can already tell what you're doing. I already know what you're doing.

It doesn't even matter. Okay, well, all right. It's your turn.

It's your turn. Hmm. You know what? I agree.

Let's get that. Yeah, we got one. I agree.

Let's do that one. However, I kind of have an idea now, sweetheart, right? I'm gonna tell you one phrase in Spanish, all right? About something that I would like to do to you right now, because you're looking so freaking fine, right?

So I'm gonna tell you one thing that I really want to do to you right now, and if you guess it, I'll do it, okay? Mmm. All right, you gotta get ready, okay? All right.

Ready? I'm gonna say it. And yes, it is because you're looking so good that I can't even think about the food.

So here it is. I'm gonna say it right here, really close to your ears, okay? Here it is.

Te quiero comer completita. Now, you have to guess, and you only get three guesses, okay? So try to figure that out.

Where's the first one? Go ahead. No, it wasn't anywhere near to that.

Um, fine, I'll give you a hint, all right? I'll give you a hint. Let's just say, corazón, that it's an appetizer.

That's the only word I'm gonna tell you. That's literally it. I'm not gonna give you any more hints.

So go ahead. You have only two more guesses. You ready for the second guess? All right.

Shoot. You got this, Mamas. Come on.

Nope, it's not that. You have one more guess. Maybe that one more.

Just one. Look at me. You know this, all right? Appetizer.

Just think about that word. You obviously know what I want to do. It's kind of something very specific.

I'm really good at doing, but this one is something I want to do to you. Exactly. That was completely right, baby.

Come here. All right, baby. I was so afraid that you weren't gonna guess it, because I already made the bet that if you didn't guess, you weren't gonna get it, because that was the rules.

However, I had a little trick up my sleeve, sweetheart, and it was that I wasn't gonna give you that, but then your punishment was that you were gonna have to do it to me. So we're both gonna win, no matter what. Here, get up on this, and just open those pretty, beautiful legs for me.

Look at that. Well, I could tell you that I could just eat these thighs to the bone. I really say it, sweetheart.

Just open them and lay back like that. Just like that. Lean straight back and take this off.

And here it is. The appetizer has been served. There's no other appetizer, or actually dinner, whole-ass meal, that I prefer.

Que tu, que a ti. Tu entiendes? Than you, sweetheart.

Oh, does that taste so fucking good? Mmm, you do. You just make me even hungrier.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Mmm.

Oh, baby, yeah. Mi vida, mi corazon. Que rico, coño.

Fuck. Well, that is absolutely delicious. Mmm.

Yeah, baby. Oh, crush my fucking head. Yeah, do that.

Oh, there you go, baby. Fuck. Oh, I wish I could have you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every fucking day.

Mmm. Oh, fuck. I know that this is really good for me, and I'm getting, well, my appetite is getting fed a little bit, but I know that you, come here, mmm, you also want to eat, don't you?

Well, don't worry, let's go get food. And then right after we eat, corazon, I promise you that we'll finish this, and you won't just get, well, I won't just get to eat, but you'll be able to eat me too. And then at the end, nos comemos los dos.

We'll just eat each other, devour each other for dessert. How does that sound, baby? Yeah? I love you.

Te amo tanto. I fucking love you so much. Alright, let's go.

We already have a place, so let's get out of here. Here. Get up.

There you are. Come on. I'm starving.

I know you are too.