Kissing Practice With Your Jealous Bestie: Part ONE [M4A] [Jealous & Manipulative Narrator] [Obsession]

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Ugh, you're always talking about these stupid dating apps. How many of these apps are you using? What, three? Jeez, I don't understand why you haven't had any dates yet.

What's the deal? Are you just being picky? You should be swimming in dates.

Like drowning in hot guys. Come on, show me one of your profiles. Oh my god, don't be shy.

Just show me. Come on. I won't judge.

I bet you look hot. Okay, thank you. Jeez.

Oh man, this is so exciting. Okay, let's look at your pics. Hmm.

Um. Huh. Oh well, it's just that.

Okay, I'm going to be honest. I don't think these are your best photos. Oh yeah, you look great in them, but not as good as you do in real life.

Okay, okay, don't get all pissy about it. I'm just being honest. Come on, trust me.

You're my best friend. I would never needlessly say anything to upset you. I'm trying to tell you that you're really sexy and these photos don't do you the justice that you deserve.

Look, this one's all blurry. This one. There's like ten people in this photo.

Are they meant to go through them all to find which one you are? Hmm. Okay, well, let's look at your matches.

I want to see what kind of guys you're getting. Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on. Let me look, let me look.

Okay, okay, just one. And let me see the first one you've got on your list. Ah, he's cute.

And look at this. It seems like he's interesting. He's asking all kinds of questions.

Huh. And why didn't you go on a date with this guy? Well, oh my God.

Being nervous is not an excuse. Someone as sexy as you shouldn't be nervous. Well, you're the one who should be making other people nervous.

What about this next guy? Ah, hey, I know I said only one, but since I'm already looking, there's no harm, right? I just need to keep tabs on who it is that you're interested in.

Hmm. Oh. Oh my God, look at this guy.

He's trying to sext with you. Oh, he's good looking too, isn't he? What's the deal? What's going on? You're complaining that you aren't getting dates, but there's all these guys ready to go.

Nerves. It is nerves. You're nervous.

Seriously. That's it? I wasn't kidding.

Have you ever looked in the mirror? Like ever in your whole life? You're so fucking hot.

It actually hurts to be your friend. You know that? These guys are lining up to fuck you and you're too shy to let them hit.

It's absurd. Like if I wasn't your friend, I'd be doing everything I could to bend you over. Come on.

Come on. It's true. Okay, look.

I'm being silly. But I mean it. I'm so fortunate to have a bestie like you.

But you can't see how great you are. What? Really? You're like for real? You do have a date lined up? Why didn't you say? Oh my god, your stupid nervousness.

Again? Well. Who is he? Show me.

Show me what he looks like. I said show me. Show me who this guy is.

I have to decide if he's good enough for you. Oh, you think I'm joking? You're not going on a date with this guy unless I approve of him.

Show me. This guy? Yeah, he's good looking.

I mean, sure. I mean, he also looks kind of stupid. And he dresses like an idiot.

And the things he's written in his profile here. Oh my god, cringy. Deeply so, yes.

You seriously want to meet this guy? I don't think you should. When is it planned? Saturday.

Dinner and drinks on Saturday. Like this Saturday. Alright, I think it's a stupid idea.

But I mean, I have a better idea. Why don't we go out instead? You just tell him that it's off and I'll take you out.

Just the two of us. Movie, dinner, lots of drinks and we could have a sleepover afterwards. I don't like this at all.

To be honest. I just think you deserve a better class of guy. Obviously, your nervousness is making you aim too low when you could be doing much better.

I have another idea. We should build up your confidence. Yeah.

We could have a photoshoot. Like, a sexy photoshoot. Just to build your confidence, that's all.

And you can use the pics in your dating app profiles. Oh come on, it'll be fun. We'll find all kinds of sexy things that you can wear.

We'll make you look really hot. I'll take the photos. I'll take them home and I'll edit them to make them look extra good.

Well, I was thinking. I'll take lots of photos of you. Like, in your underwear, in a few different outfits.

And we'll do some poses. And I'll direct you. I'll tell you what to do.

How about we do that on Saturday? You could cancel your date with the stupid guy and pose for me instead. Come on, it'll be fun.

We'll get that cute butt of yours into some tight jeans and get you bent over. Okay, look. Serious question.

When was your last date? Was it with that blonde guy? What's his face? The stupid one? Yeah, him.

Him, that guy. Wow, that was over a year ago? Okay, okay, well, alright, yeah, you're right.

I know full well that that was your last date. How could I forget? It was so crazy that I ended up bumping into you guys while you were at that bar.

I don't think he liked me very much though. He didn't stick around for long after I arrived. So if that was your last date, then.

.. Okay, I should know the answer to this question already, but. ..

When was the last time you kissed someone? Come on, come on, you have to tell me. Especially if you're going online and flirting with all these other boys.

Okay, I'll tell you first if you really want. I haven't kissed anyone since that day in the park when you and I decided that we were going to be best friends. Yeah, that was two years ago.

And I was seeing someone at the time, but I stopped. That was such a fun day. Remember, I made you pinky promise that you'd be my bestie forever? Yeah, I never told you that? I was seeing someone but called them that night and told them it was over.

It doesn't matter, they weren't all that great anyway. It's better that I get to spend time with you. Look, I think it's ridiculous that someone as sexy as you has issues with confidence and nervousness.

Especially considering that, like, half the guys you know are probably jerking themselves off when they think about you. Why, it's true. And who could blame them if they do? They're probably doing it constantly while they think about your cute butt and your pretty face and.

.. Seriously, look at you. You're so beautiful.

Your face is practically like porn just by itself, all on its own. Anyway. Look, I didn't want to suggest this because.

.. Look, I know that we're best friends and it's not something that best friends would usually do. If you need it.

.. We could. ..

Practice kissing together. Shut up, I'm trying to do you a favor. I want you to be good at it.

And maybe if you're good at it, then it will help you lose the nerves. Okay, come on, look. Sit up.

Come on, I said sit up here. Sit up and face me, come on. There.

Now. Obviously it's been a while for both of us, so we're both out of practice. But we don't need this to be weird, do we? So.

.. Hey, hey, stop giggling. No laughing, okay? This is important.

I'm gonna kiss you on the lips. Yes, yes, I am. No arguing, alright? No arguing.

I'm gonna put my hand over your eyes so that you can't see me. And that way, it will be less awkward to begin with. And then I'm gonna close my eyes so that I can't see you either.

And I'm gonna lean forward and I'm gonna put my lips on yours. And I'm gonna kiss you. Just gently, with our mouths closed.

I told you. No arguing, okay? Alright, look, here.

I'm gonna take your face, I'm gonna put my hand over your eyes, just like this. It's okay, it's okay. It's okay, this is important.

This is really important, okay? And. ..

I'm gonna close my own eyes. And I'm just gonna lean in and. ..

I'm just gonna kiss you on the lips, okay? Just like that. There, you see? That wasn't so bad, was it? I just wanna help you out.

I just wanna help you learn to be more confident and to understand how sexy you are. I just care about you, that's all. Here, let's just do it a little more, okay? Just like that.

It's okay, I'll keep my hand over your eyes, it's okay. My eyes are closed too. Which is not easy, because you're so attractive.

But I'm really. .. my eyes are closed, I promise.

I think we should practice a little bit more, but I'm gonna open my lips a little bit this time, okay? I'm gonna open my lips just a little bit so we can use just a tiny bit of tongue, alright? It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about it, it's okay.

So this guy for your date on Saturday. .. How long have you been talking to him for? Do you think he's gonna be a good kisser? We should have a lot of practice to make sure that you're ready for it.

Come on, just a little bit more tongue now. Come on, give it to me. Mmm.

You know, I might be worried that you could get too used to kissing me. Maybe his style of kissing will be different than mine. Maybe it wouldn't be as good.

Maybe he won't like kissing you, even with all the practice. Maybe he wouldn't like it as much as I do. That feels so good.

Feeling our tongues rub together like that. You know, after we became best friends, I stopped dating other people so that I could focus on you. Because you're the most important thing in my life.

Mmm. So it wouldn't be fair if you went around dating other boys, would it? Don't you think it would be unfair to me? I bet he's not as good at kissing as I am.

Mmm. Come on, put your hands here. Put your hands here on my chest, like this.

Yeah, just like that, it's okay. Come on, a little bit hotter now. A little bit hotter, come on.

I bet he doesn't think you're as sexy as I do. Mmm. I bet he can't satisfy you in the ways that I can.

Because I know everything about you. And that's why you're going to cancel on him this Saturday, aren't you? Come on.

We need to spend the night together and focus on building up your confidence. Focus on building up your confidence with lots of kissing practice. Oh, and a sexy photo shoot.