Keeping Me Pleasant While Dealing With Customer Service

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Seriously, it's been 15 fricking minutes. I'm not just going to relax. This is the third time they've had to come out and fix this.

And I'm tired of wasting my entire day on the phone with their customer service or whatever they want to call it because they can't do their jobs. No, I'm not getting uppity. No.

Oh, hello? Hi, yes, I'm still here. Next Thursday? As in nine days from now? No, no, that's not acceptable.

No, it's not. It has been, what, a month and a half now? This is the third time I've had to call about this same issue, and every time you come out, you tell me that it's fixed.

I understand that. But if you can't fix it, then we need to move to a new solution? Look, we're getting nowhere.

Yeah. Is there someone else I can talk to? Do you understand what it's like to be in the cold without heat? Yeah, my furnace works once in a while when it decides to.

I know this isn't your job. Your job is just scheduling service calls and making sure the guys, you know, follow what they're supposed to do. But this is ridiculous.

Can you send me someone competent, please? No, let me talk to somebody else, please. Now.

Oh, I'm on hold again. What do you mean, what did I expect? I'm not getting uppity with them.

I'm frustrated. Every time they have to come out, I have to book a day off to be here. And I don't know about you, but I don't like having to stay under the covers all the time and wear a hat to bed because it's the middle of the freaking winter and our furnace doesn't work.

They should be able to send us somebody who can fix the problem. And if not, I'm pretty sure it's under warranty. We should just be getting a new furnace.

It shouldn't be this long. What? What do you mean, take off my pants? Now? Oh, you're kidding.

Yeah, I'm still on hold. Aren't you playing a game on your phone there? Isn't that enough for you right now? Oh, God, okay.

Yeah, I know. My pussy is yours whenever you want it. But really, while I'm on hold with customer service about the furnace, really? Why now? Why can't you wait until this is done? Does it turn you on when I'm getting mad like this? Because if so, we can deal with that later.

There's your cock, okay? Yeah, still on hold. Okay.

Yeah, Bluetooth is a wonderful thing. Yes, I'm spreading my legs. So why are we doing this? I can control my temper.

Oh, that's your finger. I'm not being, I am not being. No, I'm not being a Karen.

Thank you. And don't use that word, it's rude. I'm just frustrated.

The way you're running your finger up and down my pussy is very nice, but it's not going to fix the problem. This won't work. I'm not going to be less upset just because you're playing with my pussy right now.

Pushing a finger into me is not going to change things. When that girl comes back or whoever picks up the phone, I'm still going to deal with this. And you're going to have to stop while I do.

What? You're not going to stop. You're going to make me deal with this while you're fingering my pussy.

And apparently thumbing my clit. Oh my God. Yeah, I'm still on hold.

Oh God. Yes, it's your pussy. You can fuck it whenever you want.

It doesn't matter that I'm on the phone. Yes, if you want to use your fingers to fuck me, then you can. Oh God, yes.

I'm so wet because it feels so good. Yes. I'm getting close already.

I'm getting close. Fuck. Oh God.

It feels so good. It feels so good. Especially with your hand on your cock like that.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. Hello? Yes, I'm still here.

Yes, I was speaking to the other rep and she didn't seem to be able to think she could solve my problem. Do you think you can? Sorry, it's a bad connection.

Yes, next Thursday is just not acceptable. There has to be something else you can do. Yes, okay.

The day after tomorrow? Okay. Yes, that will work if you can make that happen.

I would be very grateful. Yes, okay. Yes, I'll hold.

Thank you. I'm on hold again. Oh fuck, what are you doing? Oh God, I'm going to fucking cum.

Oh, yes. That was mean. That was so mean.

I'm sure they could hear my pussy through the phone. Yes, I feel better now. Hands and knees, okay.

Oh, I'm better now, you don't need to do this. Oh, this is for you, okay. Yes, there, you good? I'm still on hold, yes.

This is for you. You want to use my pussy, huh? Oh, you're so deep.

Oh God, fuck. They're going to come back at any second and you're fucking me. You are literally balls deep in me right now.

And because I just came, I'm so sensitive, I can't stop. Oh God. Breathing hard and.

.. Oh fuck, yes, it feels so good. It feels so good, it always feels good.

That's why. Oh, it's amazing when you use my pussy like this. Yes, use it.

Use it, it's your pussy. Yes, I understand, I understand. I shouldn't have been so nasty with the people on the phone.

Oh yes, fuck me. Oh yes, fuck me. Hold me open and drive that cock into me.

Yes, use that pussy, it's yours. Oh yes. What? Hold on, hold on.

Yes, I'm here. Yes, day after tomorrow. Yes, so.

.. What? Reiterate the problem.

Haven't I told this story 14 times in the last month and a half? Excuse me. Yes, okay.

The furnace makes this weird noise and then this smell comes out of the vent. And we were told it was a filter problem. And then it stops providing heat.

Yes, yes, yes. Sorry, I'm just, I'm not feeling well today. Yes, and it will work for a few minutes and then it just stops and then it gets really cold.

And they say the pilot light isn't working and the filters aren't working. It's just a mess. So they've tried to fix it.

Twice now. Twice now. And it's just not working.

So the tech that you're sending the day after tomorrow, we'll be able to fix it? And if not. ..

Oh, new furnace. Okay, that's good. Oh, that's so good.

Yes, thank you. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Sorry, yes.

Yes, so good. Yes, okay, okay. All right.

Between noon and five, good. We will be here. Thank you, thank you.

Yes. Bye. Bye now.

Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm sure they heard me get fucked by your gawk, yes. Oh, yes, fuck my pussy, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, I needed this. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God. Oh, why'd you stop? Are you done? You didn't come.

Yes, yes. Oh, fuck my slutty mouth, yes. Yes, I know I shouldn't have been so mean.

No. Yes, my mouth should only be used for good things like making you come. Oh, fuck my face, yes.

Make me take it. Yes. Oh, yes.

Swallow it all. Oh, oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, that's so good.

Oh, oh, you're rubbing my clit. Oh, why? I'm good.

We're done, right? You came. Oh, I'm so sensitive, though.

I don't know if I can come again. What? Why are you giving me your phone? What? Oh.

Oh. There's problems with the cell phone bill again? Oh.

You want me to call the cell phone company on my back with your cock in my pussy so that I don't turn into a Karen with them either? Oh, yes, use my pussy, yes. Well.

Gotta do what you gotta do, right?