For all my fellow Baldur's Gate fans who can't stop replaying the game, just to romance Karlach again. ๐ฅ
You know I adore you, right? And you love me, correct? I love you too.
My gods, you make me smile more than I ever thought possible. The way Astarian looked at you, I wanted to rip Fancyboy's face off. He can threaten to eat my heart out as much as he likes, but we both know it'll just burn his mouth.
Damn, it feels good to be alive with you. You make me want to sing your praise from the mountaintops. When you left me alone at camp the other day, I thought about you constantly.
I was so bored without you. Space is not the same without you. I am not as happy without you.
You are good. It's nice to be around somebody so good. The moment I saw you at the Owlbear Cub, my gods, I think that was when I truly fell in love with you.
Everything you have ever given me, I am forever grateful. I adore you, and I will continue to remind you with every breath I take. And what about you? Are strong women your type? Gods you are hot.
Do not get me started, there are other people in camp. We will not be able to stop if we start. I want you all to myself, and I will not let anyone get in the way of that, whether friend or foe.
You are it for me. Yes, I suppose I can call them friends, but none of them will ever mean as much to me as you do. No, it is not due to your beauty, though you are a magnificent creature.
You could transform into a hideous being and I'd still care for you. Hell, when you told me a story and drank from you, that didn't change my feelings. So nothing will.
Even the parasite in my head does not make me love you any less. Meeting you has made all of this worth it. You are greater than any treasure, gold, anything in this world.
I am so grateful to have found you. Fuck's sake, you are magnificent. I cannot say that enough.
I would follow you anywhere. I will be yours for all eternity. Do you think we can try something? I promise it's nothing bad.
At least, I hope it's nothing bad. Just a technique I've learned. I promise my heart is all yours.
I want all of me to be yours. Unless they drag me to hell, I want to be yours for at least one night. I will fight until my last breath for you.
Please, just be mine. Be mine here tonight. Let me give you everything I can.
You are more than I ever thought I could have. I will adore you until all the stars burn out. I am so glad that you feel the same.
There are never enough times for me to hear you say those three words. This place has become a home because of you. The happiness you have brought me is irreplaceable.
You are the greatest good I have ever come in contact with. And I am so glad that you have chosen me. Might I come visit you later? When everyone's asleep? Yes, nothing would make me happier.
I cannot wait. Truthfully I am unsure I can wait. I'm contemplating knocking everyone out now.
Fine. I will try to be patient. After all, you are worth it.
I believe they're all asleep. Thank the gods. I never enjoy time away from you.
Do you promise I won't hurt you? I don't want to hurt you. May I test it? I want to be sure.
Before I allow myself to have all of you. I need to hear you say it. Tell me that you are mine.
My name sounds so good when spoken with your tongue. Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. I wish to take you to bed now.
If you will allow me. Gods I promise you, this night will be the best you've ever had. Tsk.
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Your chest feels so good beneath my palms. I want you so badly. I have wanted you since I first met you.
I wish for you to sit atop my face. I want to taste you on my tongue. Tsk.
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I have wanted to taste this sweetness for so long. You were worth the wait. Tsk.
Tsk. You are all I have truly wanted to have. To be mine.
Tsk. I have never eaten a meal as delectable as you. And I wished to forever taste it.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
If you are going to moan, please moan my name. I wish to hear your lips speak it once more. Tsk.
Tsk. Yes, of course I am yours. You know I will always be yours.
Tsk. Tsk. Come here.
I wish for you to taste yourself. It is too sweet for you to never taste. Tsk.
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Tsk. Gods be damned. I will never tire of feeling your lips on mine.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Yes, grind yourself against me.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Use me to make yourself feel good. Tsk.
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I am going to start moving atop you. Let me lift your legs slightly. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Yes, right there. You feel so good beneath me. Tsk.
Tsk. Keep shifting your hips just like that. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
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Tsk. Are you going to finish? Tsk.
Tsk. I want you to come for me. Tsk.
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Tsk. Tsk. Ah, just a little bit more.
I am going to go faster. Is that alright? Yes.
Just like that. You feel so good against me. Ah, yes.
Just like that. Just like that. Just like that.
Oh I am going to. .. Please, follow me while I come.
Ah, I wish to finish this together. Yes, yes, yes. I am coming.
Come with me, please. I want to hear my name spill from your lips. Oh yes, yes, yes.
I can feel you coming. I feel you spilling onto me. I am glistening with the proof of our love.
Gods. I am sure the entirety of the woods heard us. You have given me such a gift.
I am forever grateful for this. And for you being mine. Everything you have ever given me.
I am forever. .. Can you hear my stupid laptop? Where was I? Listen, it does not matter how many times I have romanced Karlak.
I still will always choose her. But the story ends a close second.