Jealous Best Friend Confesses His Love

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Hey, there you are. I have been looking, I was not looking everywhere for you. I just kind of, you know, bumped into you randomly.

I wasn't, I was not looking, I did not search everywhere. Not been trying to find you for the last half hour. Did not ask anyone where you are.

And no, that's true. I was totally looking for you. I was.

Yeah, because, look, I wanted to talk to you because, you know, you're my best friend. And so obviously it's natural for me to wanna talk to you, right? Well, yeah, there's something specific I wanna talk about.

But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not bad. I promise, it's not bad, it's not. Well, I mean, it could be bad.

It might be, depending on who you are. And perspective, you know, it's a matter of what your perspective is, you know, because sometimes it's weird, isn't it? That some news can be good for one person, bad for another.

I don't know, but I don't think this is bad news. I don't, and I don't think you will, I wanna say, maybe. Anyway, okay, yeah.

So, look, you know, how to say this? You are my best friend. You're one of my best.

Okay, yes, yes, you are my best friend. Yes, and I'm totally fine with that. I'm totally fine having you as my best friend, totally fine.

And I understand, you know, that we're very close. We share a lot, we talk a lot, but that there are some boundaries. And I don't want to get mixed up in your love life.

It's not my business, it's not my place. You know, I'm just, I'm protective of you. You know, I care a lot about you, and I want you to be happy, and I want you to have the things you deserve, you know, and you deserve the best.

And so, you know, so I'm not trying to, you know, insert myself into your love life and interject myself where I shouldn't be. But, you know, I just, you know, I heard some rumors, you know, through the grapevine. Well, maybe not through the grapevine.

I mean, it was Lola. She talked to me and she told me that your ex had talked to her and wanted to get back together with you. And I know, I know, I know, it's none of my business, but him? I don't want to get involved.

I don't want to, you know, put myself where I'd, but him? Why? You know, he just irritated me a little bit sometimes.

Not much, just every once in a while he got under my skin just a little bit. He just, just teeny tiny amount. No, I didn't hide it well, did I? I hate him.

Yeah, I hate him. Yeah, and I may have wanted to break his legs a few times. And I may have even, you know, written a poem about it and thought about writing a screenplay.

So yeah, I mean, I guess it would be reasonable to say that I hate him, but you know, thanks to incognito mode, you'll never find anything on my web browser about voodoo dolls and how to, you know, get rid of your best friend's ex. I should stop talking about that. Okay, so anyway, he's, how do I phrase this? He is, what's the word? He is a dick.

He is just massively a dick. And yeah, that's the word. That's what I was going for.

He's a dick and I hate him because he got to be with you all the time and he got to kiss you and he got to hold your hand and then he took you for granted. You know, even though other guys wish they could have you, huh, just other guys. Just, I mean, no one specifically, I'm not referring to anyone specifically, but there were other guys that wish that they could have you and they, you know, just thought that he wasn't good enough for you.

I don't think he's good enough for you. I think he took you for granted. Look, I just want you to be happy, okay? You're my best friend and I'm totally fine with that, with having you as a best friend.

But yeah, like I said, I disliked him a little bit. Yeah, I hated him passionately and I know that I act a bit different when he's around, you know, just a little bit, right? I mean, it was, I was a completely different person when he was around.

I was a complete psychopath. Well, you don't need to be so quick to agree. No, just, yeah, well, I know that I was telling the truth, but at least wait for like a second before you agree, at least pretend it's, you know, like you have to think about it a little, fine, whatever.

Anyway, you know, there was a reason that I was so different and nuts when he would come around. And it's just that you're my best friend and you deserve better than him. And I just wish I could be the one to introduce you to other guys that would treat you better.

And because you're my best friend and that's what best friends are for. I'm looking out for you. I just want you to be happy.

And I'm totally fine with that. Jealous? No, no, where would you get an idea? Why would you think I'm jealous? What would I, I mean, it's not like I wanted to be dating you.

It's not like I wanted to be the one holding your hand and kissing you and snuggling you and telling you that I love you and regretting that I could only be your best friend because I'm totally fine with being your best friend. Okay, so I just don't know how you would. Yeah, I was jealous, like completely green with envy.

Like I've never been jealous in my whole life like that. Like so jealous and yeah, still jealous. Because when Lola talked to me, I kind of wanted to find your ex and break his kneecaps.

So yeah, so jealous. I mean, cause yeah, I wanted to be your boyfriend. So I'm just conflicted because I want you to be happy.

You're my best friend. I want you to be happy. I want you to choose someone who makes you happy, someone to be with.

But I want to be with you, but I didn't mean to tell you any of this, but now the cat's out of the bag. I mean, it's out there now. And so yeah, I want you to be happy and I also want to be with you.

And it's just, so you can understand why I've always been a bit jealous when you've got a boyfriend, which is like all the time because you're amazing and gorgeous and funny and witty and sweet. And anyway, so yeah, so I just, it's my cross to bear. I just have to learn to live with it.

And I can, I'll try to learn to live, but no promises. It may not work to, but I'll try. I kind of liked you for a little while.

Yeah, been interested. Head over heels in love, like desperately in love for a little while. Yeah, like totally in love, massively.

I'm completely smitten, smited, smit, deep smit. I mean, not that long. It's kind of a, it's kind of a new development, you know.

17 years, four months, 12 days, six hours and 47 seconds. 57 seconds, a minute. So, I mean, and I could keep going because it's, you know, every moment is just getting longer.

So yeah, that's kind of where we are. Okay, now that is just mean. No, that is, here I am with my heart on my sleeve and you are, you're making fun.

Yes, you are. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, here I am telling you that I am totally in love with you with this unrequited love that is just gonna get me into trouble and make me green with envy.

And I have to learn to not be a psychopath when you're dating someone. And you're making, you know, you're making jokes. I mean, and that is a really awful joke, okay? And no, it's an awful joke.

And I cannot believe that you think it would be appropriate like ever, but especially now to make that kind of a joke. I mean, it's bordering on cruel. And it is, and I need, you need to stop because it's not funny.

It is not funny. What are you, what are you talking about? Write it on a board and slap me upside the head with it.

What's plain? Wait, so, wait, are you joking? You're not serious.

You are, no, you are joking or you're serious? You're not, see that still was not a yes or no question. So I still don't know where we are.

You're not joking or you're not serious? Are you joking or you're not serious? You are serious and you're not joking.

You're serious and you're not joking? You, you want me to be your boyfriend? I mean, wow.

And, and, and this is not like some elaborate setup like for a reality TV show or something or, and, and, and, okay. No, I just, not what I was expecting because here I was crying about unrequited love and how, how, how you were maybe gonna be getting back together with, huh? You weren't, you, oh, you, you already knew that he was wanting to get back with you.

He called you and you shut him down. Right?