📱 🫨 It’s the Vibe 🫨 📱 (F4M) (Tomboy Gets a Surprise) (You Want Me to Wear a Vibrator at the Party?) (I Lost a Bet, So I HAVE to Wear it)

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I'm here, I'm half-queer, I'm ready to go. Huh? Huh? Uh, phone, keys, you? Nope.

Good to go. You can't be serious. You know, sometimes you're funny, but this is not.

Nope. Absolutely not. Go to hell.

Because I'm not wearing a vibrator to a party. Excuse me, I am a slut, not a whore. Big difference.

Why do you wish to torture me so? So you're okay with me getting turned on in front of complete strangers? No.

I just mean if the vibrator turns me on, not you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Suffer.

Unless, of course, you'd rather forget the whole thing and we'll just be sensible adults. Sick. Okay, please can we do this any other night? Because I know you.

And I know as soon as we walk through that party, you'll be like, oh, I'll just be over here. Oh, what's this? Hmm? Am I wrong? Am I wrong? So, reschedule? Huh? I am not a sore loser, you are a sore loser.

Because just because I'm making one stipulation, you're like, oh, well, you're a sore loser. Child. Actual fetus.

I did. Say you could choose one, yes. But in hindsight, I did not think you meant no.

Ah, okay, okay, okay. You know what? Fine.

Give me the damn vibrator. Give. Thank you.

Securely in the panties, let's go. You know what? You can try as hard as you want, and I'm not going to get turned on.

I'm a horned dog until I want to win. Then, I'm a dog with a cause. Let's go, motherfucker.

Try your best. I just hope you won't feel too bad when I'm bone dry and uninspired. Get in the car, we're going.

Ass. Oh, I'm trembling in my flats. I'm a woman approaching her thirties.

I have no time for heels. Clothes are supposed to serve me. Shoes are supposed to fit me.

High heels are the devil. Yes, they look very fuckable, but that's it. Actually being on my feet and touching the ground? No thank you.

We don't have to stay too long tonight, do we? I have jammies and a bath calling me. Because I'm old and I like it and I like my bed.

And I will not apologize for being a grandma. Ew. Never call me a sexy grandma again.

Not if you ever hope to have sex with me again. Ugh, he's so sure of himself. Just drive the car and stop speaking.

We'll see about that. You have become very cocky since winning that bet. It's brought out an ugly smug side.

Exactly, the post's already filmed. Bring something original. No, not like being right all the time.

Again, the post is covered. The position has been filmed. No new applicants required.

Oh lord, give me strength to withstand this person. Also, if you tell anybody in that room that I'm wearing a vibrator, I will hunt you down. And I will kill you.

Slowly. And I will also tell your mother that you forced me to come to a party wearing a vibrator. Hmm.

Oh, I would. I absolutely would. Go lower.

I'll just keep digging. That's a mess-wich to you. Hmm.

I made you this way. The audacity. I found you like this.

You have been a pervert before puberty. Do not blame me. Oh no, you poor, simple soul.

You were clearly just so innocent before me. Obviously all that hentai was just spam, right? Mm-hmm.

I don't know how it got there, officer. Me? Watch Bukage? Never.

Hehehe. That reenactment was for your birthday, shut up. I didn't hear you complaining.

But then I didn't hear very much with that gag stuffed in your mouth. Hehehe. You'll gag me? Aww, sweetie.

Say something for our anniversary. Hmm. We've arrived.

Remember, tell us all, and I will end you. Oh, sweetie, the only sounds you'll hear from me are laughter. And deep down, you know I'll be thinking, Is that all they've got? Come on.

Party time. Hehehe. I'm surprised you haven't started already.

Well? You are an eager thing. Hardly.

I'm anticipating a very dry evening. No. I, uh, just had a cough.

Oh, did you? I, uh, I didn't feel it. Then again, I am used to Fred and George.

You know, all my dildo and vibrating butt plug. I got him a Christmas, don't worry about it. Santa? Relax, they were for me.

Well, a lady's gotta know when to treat herself. Oh, I do know how to treat myself. Speaking of which, I'm gonna go over there because, uh, absolutely nothing is happening down here.

See you later.