📱 😳 It’s the BUSSIN BUZZING 😳 📱 (F4M) (Tomboy Gives In) (Mounting You on the Bathroom) (Cutest Little Tomboy Mo*ns) (V*brator on MAX)

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Kaya! Hey, how are you? You look beautiful.

Aw, thanks. Congratulate me, please. New jeans? I steeled my soul and came out the victor.

I don't care how brave you are. I don't care if you're thick, thin, built like a transformer. Jeans will traumatize you.

So, obviously I bought six pairs. How can I be both a six and a fourteen? America, explain! No, he's here.

Somewhere. Not fighting exactly, just. ..

not friending exactly. Well, I'm not calling him Ted Bundy, but I'm keeping my distance. Because he's a smug little motherfucker and he never should have encouraged us to generosity.

Nothing. Trust me, for the preservation of friendship, you don't want to know. Yeah, neither do I right about now.

No, sorry. No, not a period, just. ..

cramp. Really, really big cramp. Right in the cooch.

Of course you can. You can get them anywhere. God.

I'm gonna go press my vulva against something. Cheers. Where are the cheers? Cheers.

Okay, um, I'll see you later. Bye. Motherfucker.

Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Being turned on in public is weird. Hey.

How's it going? Me? Good, good.

So tired. Just need to sit down. So sleepy, you.

Just having a nice little stretch. Nothing to worry about. Just.

.. so tired. And so relaxed and so not full of.

.. rushing feelings. You thirsty? I'm thirsty.

I'm gonna go get a drink. Water? Water.

I'll be right back. Hey. Hey.

Hi. Hi. Nobody talk to me.

Water, please? Thank you. Calm the jets, girls.

Calm the jets. Pure, wholesome water. The stuff of mountains, forests, and purity.

Wholesome, PG-13, YouTube-approved purity. And by that, of course, I mean it's barely avoiding censorship. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Think about something. .. off-putting.

Disease. Famine. Pollution.

Starvation. Dystopian fantasies. Gorgeous guys.

Desperation. Lust-raising. No, you slut.

Stop. The misogynists were right. Reading is bad for women.

Hey. I would've brought it over to you. Hey, well, I was falling asleep back there, so I thought, mmm, cool water.

Wake me right up. So good. Hey, I have no idea what you're talking about.

No, see, it's actually gonna work fine, because I have no idea what you're talking about, and I am just gonna go over there, so don't follow me. Hey, Georgie. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm just.

.. tired. Ready to go home and to bed.

To sleep, just to sleep. Tired. So very, very tired.

You okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no idea about why he would be specifically very happy.

I guess he's just a happy guy. Well, you know him. Sunshine and rainbows and puppies.

All right. Getting cramped again? What's so biggie? I'm gonna, um.

.. where's the bathroom? Thank you.

See you later. You. I thought I said, don't follow me.

And here you are, following me to the bathroom. A place renowned for non-PG-13 activities. Care to explain? Then I'll exemplify.

C'est un adoré. Give me your phone. Give me your phone.

Now. Except for next time, I want it on constant. Every woman does.

What do you think you're doing? You didn't think I was gonna fuck you, did you? Absolutely not.

You are gonna be my support. You're gonna sit there. You're gonna grab my tits.

You're gonna listen to me. Using the toy you're so proud of. Do you trust me? You.

Trust me. Nothing. You feel it?