Honey? Daddy? Where is you? Yeah, but I need you to witness.
Hi. So, you know how you're really supportive and you always encourage me to express myself? Well, please do what you're doing.
You're doing a great job. Sit there and bask. Because although I'm standing before you now just as I am, I can then become.
.. this. Oh, what is this? I'm so glad you asked.
I am a super slut. Mm-hmm. I'm the sluttiest slut that ever slutted.
But please don't slut shame me, it's very 90s. Someone might have been practicing and someone might want to show off her talents. Can I? Can I? Now I'm a daddy.
Now I'm a little bunny. Now I'm a dummy mommy. And now I'm a lady in boxers.
Getting in the bed. Snug, snug, snug, snug, snug. Hello.
How is you? Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Mm-hmm.
You're a big boy, you can handle it. Listen, if you can handle my periods, you can handle my shape-shifting. I know, they're a force to be reckoned with.
Just like this. Amazonian honey. She wants snoo-snoo.
I am kind of curious though, aren't you? How would you handle a snoo-snoo queen? The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and lumpy.
Well, maybe we'll try it out someday. I could see you humping an Amazonian. Well, you do hump with the best of them.
Mm-hmm. Oh, I love demonstrations. The way you're so willing to show me examples.
You're so thoughtful. And willing and helpful and exemplary. And would you feel the same way, pal? Being cobbled by a gobbler.
Little hit or miss? What else, what else, what else? How about.
.. Little kitty cat? Mm-hmm.
Meow. Ah, cause you're a man and men fucking love cats. You like how slinky we are.
Now we rub you. Now we purr in your ear. Just like Jesus.
They hate me cause I tell the truth. I'm only feeling the hate and the judgment and the disgust and the rising sexual tension. This is just how Jesus felt.
I'll go gobbling on you. I'll go gobbling on you. Wiggly, wiggly man flesh, wiggly, wiggly man flesh.
Doesn't everybody want to be fucked by a goblin? Sir, I thought you were a man of culture. You disappoint me, my child.
I see. You're a man of tradition. So.
.. What about. ..
An ethereal and gorgeous mermaid? I have no idea how you're gonna have sex with me, but you know, have at it. Yeah, they didn't think that part through, did they? Can't we just cuddle? Get out of my fence! What? What's going on in that brain? I see you.
I see you whirling and twirling in machinations behind those eyes. Speak. ..
Speak at me with your mouth. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Excusez-moi. I cannot believe you just asked me that question. Have I ever fucked someone while in a different form? How dare you? I cannot believe you're impertinence.
To assume, to even ask, and obviously. .. No.
Because I never told anybody before, and also. .. I never had the talent before.
Well, it was easy enough to switch into the form it was keeping it. You know, I'd be like some sexy snake girl one minute, and then I'd be like, feck! I have legs.
So no. I have done no hanky-panky hunky-dory in any other form than me. What? I don't like that laugh.
What? What are you thinking, you little monster? What? Tell.
Use these lips and speak. You were harboring degeneracy, I see it. Sweetheart, out of the two of us, who's more degenerate? Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me! So you don't want to have sex with me anymore, huh? No, no, that's fine, just.
..use me for my ability, that's cool. Totally not exploitative or rude. I'm so offended, I am just deeply, deeply wounded, hurt, and feckin' thrilled! Are you kidding? Uh, do it? Of course I want to.
Because it's my thing, it's my jam, it's my peach cobbler on a Sunday. Crisp air, big sweater, cottagecore. And also morphing.
I have versatility, I will not hide that. I can let cottagecore unfall, and also. ..
Fuckin' you as a snake girl. Oh yeah, I'm better at morphing than impressions. So.
.. What do you want me to be? Any thoughts? On what you want me to be? Oh, I bet you know.
Tell me more, tell me more. Beel! You're not just a degenerate.
You're a pervert. A filthy, filthy, very pretty pervert. You're lucky I'm shallow.
And I like having sex with you. Very much so. Probably cause I feel safe with you.
I know, I'm not meaning to get too heavy, just, you know. .. You didn't freak out when I showed you I could morph, and.
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