It Turns Out That Your Coworker Has a Crush On You, Too

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Look at you, still working after five o'clock. I'm just teasing you, of course. Don't be offended or anything, but really, you know, it's your first week on the job and you're already working late?

I would say I'm impressed, but, well, honestly, I'm not surprised. You've always been so enthusiastic. You know, even back when you were an intern, it seemed like everybody else, they were just kind of going through the motions, trying to get some work experience, bolster the resume.

Not you. You were the only one who really had your shit together, if you excuse my language. Oh, you didn't? Well, at least you had everyone fooled, including me.

I mean, that's the reason you're the one who ended up with a full-time job, and who knows where they are? Look at you now, I used to be your mentor, now we're just co-workers, peers. Another couple years, you'll probably be my boss, not that I'd mind.

You know, I've had managers who were younger than me before. I know you'll make a good one one day, if that's what you want to do, if that's one of your aspirations. You're smart, you're rational.

I am confident you'll be successful no matter what you try. You know, in fact, that's what I told everybody back then, back when you were an intern. Not that they needed me to point it out or anything, not that my feedback provided the rationale for hiring you.

Everybody was already fully on board. They were going to make you a job offer no matter what. It was really just more of a formality, I guess.

You know, HR, Human Resources. They set up these mentor-mentee relationships, and then they always want the mentor to give a full review of the intern they're assigned. It's kind of short, to be honest.

There's this questionnaire. It's very formal. You're not allowed to give a generic answer, and you're also not allowed to just give glowing praise.

You have to list three items every time, and one of them has to be an area for improvement. And they're so strict about that last one. Like, you have to put something substantial, or they send it back.

Oh, you want to know what I wrote about you? Hmm. Wow.

I'm not sure I should share that. I mean, I think it's probably company confidential. I might get in trouble with HR.

No, I'm just kidding. It's really not a big deal. Honestly, I think you've already improved substantially.

You know, back then, when you were an intern, you never would have been that direct. You never would have asked that question. And that was kind of the room for improvement that I gave them, that I put on your final evaluation.

Let me see if I can remember the exact verbiage. I think it was something like, you're a valuable contributor, and you have great instincts, and you should just voice your thoughts more. Something kind of like that.

Please don't take that the wrong way. I hope it doesn't sound insulting, or degrading, or something like that. Disparaging.

You know, you've already grown so much professionally. I know that's a bit cheesy sounding, I guess. Like, generic corporate speak.

But really, I'm being sincere. You know, I still remember your first day. You came in here, and you're wearing your, my first professional job suit.

At least that's what it looked like. A little more business than business casual. I swear your voice was even trembling when you had to introduce yourself.

I think you had a serious case of the first day jitters. Don't be embarrassed by that. I mean, really.

It was kind of adorable. Can we use that word? Besides, we've all been there.

Not just as interns, like anytime you start a new job. Honestly, I wouldn't trust anybody who wasn't nervous. Anytime somebody comes in here confident, cocky on their first day, it's usually a pretty bad sign.

A bit of a narcissist. I have a lot more respect for someone who, I don't know, obviously gives a shit about making a good first impression. Hey, do you remember that guy who started with you? What was his name? Super cocky.

Acted like he expected to be the center of attention from day one. He was always, like, taking long lunches. Got out early.

Somebody told me they even saw him napping in his car once. I guess he thought people wouldn't notice, or, I don't know. He's in college.

He can still party and work. Maybe he just thought he was so great putting in his six hours a day that he could just get away with it. You know, I honestly think he was surprised he didn't get a job offer at the end of the summer.

The attitude on that dude. Maybe that whole former high school prom king type vibe, you know. I don't think he'd ever been rejected.

That wasn't you, though. You were not like that at all. You were so earnest.

I think that's what impressed me right away. Standing there in your dark skirt and blazer. Your crisp button-down blouse.

I'm sorry. Is this embarrassing you? Or is it creepy? You know, I feel a bit like the dirty old guy at the office.

Remembering every detail of your first day outfit from way back. .. Nowhere.

It's not like I remember what you wore every day after that. It's just that you were so overdressed that first day. You look great, though.

It's just. .. You know, you kind of stood out from the normal humdrum business casual that everyone wears around here.

Honestly, even now you still stand out. You've got your own style, you know. It just suits you.

Like, I don't mean trendy or whatever. It's just like everybody else. They look like they run into the nearest chain department store and they grab the first thing they see.

Everything's kind of the same. But you. ..

You always look nice. I'm sorry. I probably shouldn't have said that.

It sounded a little appropriate. I could hear it like as soon as it came out. I didn't want to objectify you or anything.

Really. I'm sorry. I've, um.

.. I've just made this kind of awkward, right? I didn't.

.. Are you sure? Okay, if you say so, I'm going to trust you, thank goodness.

It's just. .. You know, I'm always nervous about coming off the wrong way.

Nobody wants to be that creepy old guy trying to flirt with the attractive young woman. At least, I never wanted to be that guy. I guess some people lean into it.

I'm personally just really paranoid about it. And it was, well. ..

Honestly, it was tough back when I was mentoring you. I mean, that would be even more of a sad stereotype, right? Old guy coming on to his subordinate.

Straight out of a porn film or erotic story. It's just, you know, I really try to be conscious of how others perceive me. And I try to put myself in the other person's shoes and see things from their perspective.

I don't want to make anybody uncomfortable. Obviously, you know, there's nothing wrong with consensual workplace relationships. The company doesn't have a rule against it or anything like that.

But. .. You know, when you're in a supervisory role, when you're doing someone's review.

.. It's really unethical, you know? To be someone's boss or mentor in a position of power and coming on to them.

And even, you know, peers. Among peers, you know, it's just. ..

It's wrong to make somebody feel uncomfortable at work, I guess, in my opinion. Just because you're attracted to them. Like, work should be a safe space for everybody.

Sigh. I don't know. I don't know why I'm sharing all this.

It's just, well. .. My social life's been a bit of a mess lately.

I can't remember the last time I've been on a good date. And I spend so much time here at work. Really, I'm actually surprised you're still here.

It's usually just me and the cleaning crew by now. And. ..

To draw a conclusion. .. Obviously, the long hours I'm putting in are not helping with the whole social life thing.

And dating, in general, it's so frustrating now anyway. Everyone using apps that are picture-based. Swipe right, swipe left.

It's like. .. It's like ordering a partner from a fucking catalog.

But still. .. You know, even if I'm not satisfied, I guess, with that aspect of my life.

.. That wouldn't be an excuse to try to make the office my dating pool. It wouldn't allow me, or give me a reason, to have this.

.. Unrequited crush on the pretty new intern. Um.

.. Not that I'm saying I had a crush on you. Although, you know, obviously, you're attractive.

And unique. Intelligent. Witty.

It wouldn't be shocking for someone like me, or for me, to have a crush on you. I mean. ..

You must constantly get attention from people who are interested in dating you, right? Oh, you don't? I don't know if I believe you.

Being honest, and not just modest. .. It's, um.

.. Probably working too much, or something? Or just.

.. Not putting yourself out there. Not looking for someone.

Or, I guess, maybe. .. There's always that possibility that they're intimidated by you.

Come on, don't roll your eyes at that. It's a thing. Really.

Lots of men are intimidated by attractive, intelligent women. You know, I actually heard a woman once tell her daughter that she needed to dumb it down if she was ever gonna find a husband. I mean.

.. The sad thing, I guess, is that there's probably a little truth to it. Which is unfortunate.

Men are just so fucking insecure sometimes. Personally, I, um. ..

Well. .. I prefer intelligent.

You know, I want a. .. Partner.

Not a subordinate. At least not outside the bedroom. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. I can't believe I just said that. Oh, I must be.

.. Oh. I must be tired or two.

I don't know. Fuck. I'm sorry.

It just, um. .. It just slipped out.

Fuck. I'm so sorry. It's so inappropriate.

It's just. .. Yeah? You're sure it's okay? Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm so glad to hear that. I thought I just crossed a line.

I mean, I did cross a line. It's just. ..

Fuck. I should get out of here, go get some rest, leave you alone. It's like, the more I stand here talking and just blabbering, the more I embarrass myself.

Making inappropriate jokes. Admitting I have no social life. Basically confessing I had a crush on you.

What? What's that? What do you mean, past tense? Are you.

.. Are you asking me something? Um.

.. Yeah. I did mean to say, had.

That's the right word. I mean. ..

I guess. .. Well, I mean.

.. Does it even really matter? I, um.

.. I don't think about it, I guess. You know, I, um.

.. Had. I had a crush and I realized it was inappropriate and I just.

.. Stopped thinking about it. Oh? You had a crush on me too? Um.

.. Past tense? Had? You don't think about it? Never heard that one before.

You know, um. .. Like, like right now, in this moment.

.. Had versus have, that's a. ..

Significant difference. I mean, it could. ..

It could mean a lot right now. I'm, um. ..

I'm not your mentor anymore. I'm not the one writing your review. I don't have any type of administrative control over your job.

We're just a couple of coworkers. We're both. ..

Potentially consenting adults. You know, if you have. ..

Present tense. A crush on me and I have. ..

Present tense. A crush on you. There's, um.

.. Nothing preventing us from acting on it. Really? You're not gonna.

.. You're not gonna help me out here? We're gonna, we're gonna play this game? You're gonna make me say it first, eh? And what if I don't say anything? If I just walk away? Or.

.. What if I. ..

Walk in here? Right up to you, as you sit there on the edge of your desk. ..

And instead of saying anything, I just kiss you? What would happen in that instance? Okay, then.

I'm going to do it. And you're daring me to come find out? Last chance to stop me? Okay.

Okay. Here goes. Hmm.

That was nice. I've, I've dreamt of that. It felt, um.

.. You know, if I can say so, it felt. ..

Just a little bit. .. Like you leaned into it.

Like you were kissing me back. Huh, what's that? Why are you shaking your head with that cute little smirk? You think I should reassess? Oh, then I could just.

.. Lean in close. Put my hand on the small of your back and just.

.. Mmm. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Fuck, this is, um. ..

This is really happening, isn't it? I've, I've thought about it so fucking much. It's almost embarrassing to admit that, I mean.

.. I'm usually in control, but. ..

Just. .. Daydreaming, fantasizing about you sitting on a desk just like you are now, or.

.. On a conference table after hours. Of coming up to you and kissing you just like this.

Mmm. Your, your lips opening. So my tongue can just slip in.

Mmm. To be spreading your legs just a bit. Mmm.

So I can run my fingertips over that. .. Delicate, bare skin.

Just beneath that of your skirt. At least at first. And then push it up just a bit like so.

Mmm. While I kiss you. Oh.

You touch my face. Go ahead. Run your fingers over my stubble.

Mmm. Yeah. Just like that.

This is really happening. Ah. You are so beautiful, do you know that? So charming.

Since the first fucking day that I saw you, I've wanted this. Is that crazy? The first time you looked up at me with those gorgeous eyes.

It was, it was like being struck by lightning, and. .. I know that's just a, a silly cliche, and.

.. Well, that type of attraction is just surface deep. It's not substantial, but then.

.. There's more. More than you just being beautiful, attractive.

I realized that as soon as we started working together. Brains and beauty. I was hooked.

You know, I kept thinking it was just a crush, even though I'm too fucking old to be having crushes. I kept thinking it would pass, but then the opposite happened. Everything just got more intense the more time we spent together.

I don't just want you. I need you. I know I'm not your mentor anymore, sweetheart.

But. .. I still think there are a few things I could teach you.

Maybe you like the sound of that. You did always seem to value a mentor-mentee relationship. Maybe you want to be with someone more experienced.

Someone who's eager to take the lead. Take control. Show you things.

I want you. I want you to be a good girl. I want you to be my good girl.

Unbutton your blouse for me. I fantasize about that quite a bit. Do it while I watch.

That's it. Atta girl. You were always so good at following instruction.

Even as an intern. I have to admit, I wondered back then if maybe you were just a bit submissive. Even though you're so confident at work.

Independent. But sometimes that's the thing, you know, right? A person can be confident and in control.

But to relax, they just want to shut down. Shut off their brain. Do what they're told.

Come on now. Don't be shy. Open that blouse all the way up for me.

Fuck. Fuck your nipples. See how hard they are even through that lacy bra.

I wonder what happens if I touch them. Mmm. Just a little pinch.

Each one. Haha. Look at that.

Look at how hard they get for me. I wonder how they respond to my lips. Take your blouse all the way off.

Don't hesitate. Don't think about it. Do what you're told.

We're all alone. The cleaning crew doesn't get here until later. We have time.

Take it off. Attagirl. Hey bra.

Take it off for me. Mmm. Show me those beautiful tits.

You're being such a good girl. I just wanna. ..

Mmm. Those nipples are so fucking hard. Just perfect.

You little bones darling. Mmm. So sexy.

Mmm. What's gonna happen when I push this skirt up just a bit higher? Then I run my fingers over these damp little panties.

Haha. Fuck. Those moles.

Mmm. I bet nobody here could have guessed. Nobody in this office.

You're just a buttoned up, professional, confident woman. Who showed up on your first day in your little power suit. Oh, but that's just on the surface right? Underneath it all.

You're just a needy slut. A needy slut who's gonna get railed on your desk after hours. Pfft.

Mmm. What if the cleaning crew shows up? I mean we could close the door right now.

But they'd still hear you moaning. But you don't care do you? That's a bit of a thrill isn't it? You wanna be bad.

You're a needy little slut for me. You want this. You can't stop now.

Mmm. You're so fucking hot. Such a good girl for me.

Let's get those panties off. Mmm. Here we go.

Damn. Fuck. They're soaked.

Pfft. It's all that just from a little bit of kissing? Or.

.. Maybe. Maybe you started getting turned on the minute I walked in your door and started talking to you? Mmm.

Such a bad girl. What happens if I just brush my fingers over your clit? Rubbing these sweet little circles.

Oh those moans darling. Fuck. The way you tremble when I touch you.

You are dripping wet. You wanna taste yourself? Let me just take this finger and stick it in your mouth.

That's it. Such a good cleaning for daddy. Be a good girl.

You want that finger inside you next? You want me to finger fuck you right here on your desk? Just relax.

Here we go. Mmm. I moan.

I moan when I slip my finger in your hot little pussy. Damn. Little gasp.

Little gasp. What about if I put a second finger in? Mmm.

There you go. You take it baby. You like it don't you? My big finger sliding in and out of your wet cunt.

Feels good doesn't it? I want you to make me feel good too. Get off that desk.

Unbuckle my belt. There we go, don't be shy. Mmm.

Let's see my throbbing cock. I want your hand around it. Let's get down there on the fucking floor.

Get down there on your knees. Naughty little slut. Slut.

On the floor of your office in your professional skirt and nothing else. About to suck my cock. Go ahead now angel.

Wrap your lips around it. Oh. Oh fuck that feels good.

Fuck I've been dreaming of this. Oh you make me feel so fucking good. Oh my cock is so fucking hard.

This is fucking you. This is for you baby. You do this to me.

Oh just suck it. Mmm. Oh take a little bit more.

Take as much as you can. I want you to fucking gag on it. Oh.

That's it. That's it. Use that tongue.

Fuck. Oh. Oh it feels so good.

Mmm. God you gotta stop. You gotta stop baby.

Mmm. I don't want you to but I want to cum. And.

God you're too fucking good. I don't want to cum yet. I want to be inside you.

Get up baby. Get up on your feet. Turn around.

That's it. Hands on the desk. Mmm.

Fuck. Get out. Let's get you out of this skirt.